RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Whenever I see "art" like this I always have to zoom in, and make sure it's AI, because the thought of an artist actually putting in effort for something like this gives me indigestion.

igisho,
@igisho@rockosbasilisk.com avatar

@RickiTarr AI generated images like this are flooding Facebook feeds. What mostly seems weird that they all get thousands of ♥️ and 👍 reactions but zero or little LOL reactions. Also they receiving thousands of “Amen” comments.

BLTpizza,
@BLTpizza@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr is this a promotional poster for Expendables 5?

maggieschef,
@maggieschef@convo.casa avatar

@RickiTarr why would Jesus need a flak vest?? Not much of an all powerful being that needs a gun and bullet proof vest😂

James,
@James@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr Why does Jesus need body armor? It may sound like an odd complaint but that is heretical and insulting in and of itself.

AmishSuperModel,
@AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Kinda shocked it doesn’t say Trump on the plane.

YakyuNightOwl,
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr Tell me you've never read the book without telling me you've never read the book.

"And he saith unto them, Why are ye fearful, O ye of little faith? Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm."

Matthew 8:26 in the King James Version.

It was a storm. Jesus calmed an entire storm. Jesus fixed the weather up there in the clouds. What the heck are these idiots afraid of again?

AnOldGuy,
@AnOldGuy@mastodon.au avatar

@RickiTarr Things Jesus didn’t say….carrying a firearm is essential.

kulturhack,
@kulturhack@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr

I’m confused— why does Gandalf have a private army?

DMRDynamics,
@DMRDynamics@med-mastodon.com avatar

@RickiTarr

Actually, I think that's Seth Rollins. Although he's really a nice guy, who isn't violent IRL, only in the squared circle...

mlanger,
@mlanger@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr @kimlockhartga

I'm an atheist and even I find this disturbing. The use of the Jesus figure in a setting like this is appalling.

samhainnight,
@samhainnight@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr Pardon me while I barf in the corner.🤢🤮🤮🤮

NilaJones,
@NilaJones@zeroes.ca avatar

@RickiTarr

Why does Jesus need body armor?

Why are Jesus and so many of his zombie soldiers white?

Is that his mom, 2nd from left?

lemongin,
@lemongin@thecanadian.social avatar

@RickiTarr
Where did Jesus find a camo robe?!

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@lemongin His gran probably made it

lemongin,
@lemongin@thecanadian.social avatar

@RickiTarr
It is definitely knitted then.

danimo,
@danimo@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr because they are all standing on clouds, i assume that jesus killed the guys. what he wants with the airplane, however, is not clear to me. 🤓

Subumbral,
@Subumbral@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr I'm in the window seat saying, wow, it's a big weird ocean

lolonurse,
@lolonurse@ohai.social avatar

@RickiTarr
I don't know how to distinguish AI, but however this image came into being, it is sick, twisted & just proves that ultra-right "Christians" have zero clue what Christianity is supposed to be. But most ultra-zealots are not in touch with reality.

DebC,
@DebC@sfba.social avatar

@RickiTarr "Paratrooper Jesus"😁😁😁

ratiogeraet,
@ratiogeraet@masto.ai avatar

@RickiTarr I really really want to know the prompt that generated this result...

JJKrawczyk,
@JJKrawczyk@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr
G.I. Jesus

ferricoxide,

@RickiTarr Looks more like Jesus favors an M4.

rockmastermike,
@rockmastermike@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr there's a couple of numbnuts who have been doing stuff like this since way before generative ai was a thing. the cheesiest is a dude named Jon McNaughton. Not going to post any of that garbage here.

rockmastermike,
@rockmastermike@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr oh hell i just remembered an even worse dude. google up David Dees. his stuff was absolutely BATSHIT. he died bout 4 years back so his site vanished but theres some copies around im sure

kimlockhartga,
@kimlockhartga@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr My fave Jesus art:

sssystemic,
@sssystemic@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr

I can literally guarantee no artists were injured and/or involved in the making of this picture.
<3

theothersimo,
@theothersimo@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr I don’t remember Nicholas Cage starring in Air Force One.

pjohanneson,
@pjohanneson@mstdn.ca avatar

@RickiTarr Someone more clever than I pointed out that Jesus' gun of choice would be a nail gun, since He's a carpenter.

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