flexghost,
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Let me get this straight

A global conspiracy, involving every country on earth for 40+ years in order to spread mind-control chemicals from planes is real

Yet climate change is false

Hey Republicans from The South: ever wonder why no one takes y’all seriously?

🏆

Remittancegirl,
@Remittancegirl@mstdn.social avatar

@flexghost Well, on a positive note, at least all the paranoid psychotics in the world are identifying themselves with gusto.

It is their absolute certainty that gives them away.

Us neurotics... we're willing to entertain the possibility but have our doubts

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@Remittancegirl Are you lumping me In with the neurotic crowd? Because…maybe

Remittancegirl,
@Remittancegirl@mstdn.social avatar

@flexghost no, not at all.

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@Remittancegirl I wouldn't be mad in the slightest if you did 😁

Remittancegirl,
@Remittancegirl@mstdn.social avatar

@flexghost I would never make an assumption on the structure of your unconscious, my dear.

And each of them have their positives and negatives.

We're all mad in our own very singular ways.

flexghost,
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Vonskinnback,
@Vonskinnback@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost you would think they would at least ask themselves why it's not working, because quite frankly I don't know many people whose minds are being controlled by chemtrails, but fox news, the Murdoch media empire and all of those billionaire media owners seem to be doing a better job than those fucking bullshit chemtrails...

TurtleJoe,
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@flexghost I hadn't Heard much about chemtrails recently, and I thought that was because most of the talking points from that conspiracy were absorbed by the covid vaccine conspiracy.

AskPippa,
@AskPippa@c.im avatar

@flexghost I guess they don't get enough cold winter days when they can see their chem-breath when they exhale. :bd30:

darkhorse1,
@darkhorse1@linuxrocks.online avatar

@flexghost
Hmm, never believed the chem trail conspiracy theory. I also never believed the Al Gore types screaming we were all going to die. Climate change is real, but the truth is humanity has precious little control over it. Conservation I am all for, but spreading fear and panic and impoverishing the middle classes of the world I oppose.

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@darkhorse1 Wow. Dumbest thing I’ve read all day. Thanks.

piratero,

@flexghost soooo, let me understand. If the chemtrails appear over a different state, are they prohibited from drifting into Tennessee? Since those trails are just ice in the upper atmosphere, does this also mean eliminating bags of ice for sale at every gas station and convenience store? What about home ice makers? What about ice transported from other states?

What about winter storms? Mountain top ice? Hail?

Does this affect aircraft deicing industry?

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@piratero 😂

JCBlubaugh,
@JCBlubaugh@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost Indiana tried to round Pi off to 3

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@JCBlubaugh All those inconvenient spare parts, good. Circles were woke anyway.

Blinxeto,
@Blinxeto@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost
Amen!

kjd33,

@flexghost Basic physics.... But I guess we are asking too much from our education system these days.

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@kjd33 Seriously. Have you seen the leftover curriculum?

kjd33,

@flexghost Not sure your meaning...

Ulrich_the_Elder,
@Ulrich_the_Elder@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost Last summer there was this fellow jabbering away about chemtrails and mind control etc.... I started loudly laughing... I could not stop myself. I actually kinda felt bad for the guy as the crowd all joined in the laughter.

Frankyt,
@Frankyt@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost and it’s working, look how stupid the MAGA GOP has become. This is a great program selecting Republicans only, way to go Deep State.

MugsysRapSheet,
@MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost
For over 40 years, I've noted how I DEPLORE THEORIES. It's insane nut-baggery where zealots see "puppeteers" behind everything from "Fluoridation" to Moon Landing.

They are impervious to Facts and no amount of proof can change their minds.

And then this country elects a who spends night dreaming up wild "" rationalizations to explain away his failures & prosecution for crimes he has CONFESSED TO ("Those were MINE!")

JeffMorgan,
@JeffMorgan@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost ehwhutnow? Wow! I mean really wow! Really wow with bells on. This what they are doing?

heck, they didn't like them WWII where the contrails from the bombers basically said "attack here" to the German air force . The Germans and RAF left them over London during the Battle of Britain.
Read somewhere that to deliver something this way needs an ocean going liner sized aircraft.

18+ gabriel,

@flexghost
Since they're not real, what's wrong with banning them?
Seems like an easy way to make everyone happy.
Best-case scenario someone introduces a free rider on the bill that protects some local wildlife or something.

Hyolobrika,

What would banning them actually entail though, if they're not real?

gabriel,

@Hyolobrika
More regulation and oversight of the skies!
A whole lot of jobs could be created checking for chemical agents and certifying planes as "chemtrail free".
Heck, they might actually have to create and test chemtrails to study the difference.
Sounds like any other government program to me.

gabriel,

@Hyolobrika
Sarcasm aside, I loathe bad legislation.
I haven't looked up the bill but laws generally work best when they're specific. Anything that's overly broad is easy to abuse and build a corrupt boutique industry around.
I'll probably check out the bill, I'm curious how they define chemtrail, I've seen many different (sometimes exclusive) definitions.
It could actually be a ban on activities like cloud seeding, and other weather manipulation technologies which would be interesting.

cyacyacya_nide,
@cyacyacya_nide@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost Is as if they’re trying to ban planes from even functioning 😭💀

Swear these conspiracy theorists do be wildin in their thoughts at times 💀

Schouten_B,
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@flexghost This headline is disappointingly deceptive when you read the actual bill. It focuses mainly on future geoengineering processes.

the_q,
@the_q@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost Southerners can't be more than they're made to be. Why do you think they're kept poor and stupid? They're just as much victims as they are villains.

cstross,
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@flexghost Side-effect of any "chemtrail" law: betcha when they ban all chemical emissions from aircraft they forget to include a get-out clause for crop dusters and fire bombers.

shiri,

@cstross @flexghost as someone stuck in Texas... 100% agree they'll completely forget, then backpedal like crazy, then turn around and introduce a dozen different amendments all of which that introduces another random side effect...

But their constituents will blindly praise them for it at every turn.

fmobus,
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@shiri @flexghost @cstross and of course, they will raise a huge stink on the news complaining about this woke law (that they wrote and approved) in the process

cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

@fmobus @shiri @flexghost Then the serpent will eat its own tail and they'll blame the Democrats for meddling in the god-given right for airlines to Roll Coal.

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@cstross And they might, for some unforeseeable reason, omit CO2 emissions in their studies

tleekeene,
@tleekeene@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost GOP =
GOOD On Psychedelics

maudelix,
@maudelix@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost 🤦🏻

yacc143,
@yacc143@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost Some of these Southerners had the cool idea to legislate the value of pi to a more convenient value.

Highly practical and clever them, aren't they?

KnittingMittens,
@KnittingMittens@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost so are they going to tackle carbon emissions from planes then? Might be a good side benefit lol

ArmyGirl,
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@flexghost we got some of the stupidest damn politicians in the country here in Tennessee. Outside the metros you can't even find a Dem on the ballot to vote for. It's disheartening to say the least.

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@ArmyGirl It always blows my mind when I find someone I really like living in Tennessee. And there’s lots of them. This country truly is purple I don’t think this whole Civil War idea is going anywhere

Tom,
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@flexghost They are in competition with the SC town that rejected solar panels because they feared they would suck energy out of the sun and kill their local vegetation...

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@Tom Omg what

Tom,
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AskPippa,
@AskPippa@c.im avatar

@Tom @flexghost I heard one where windmill such wind out of the air and affects air circulation. Sometimes I think these start as a joke -- but other people believe them and pass them on.

pomnik_psa,
@pomnik_psa@mastodon.social avatar

@Tom @flexghost

the article only insinuates they did that because of those fears

economic reasons (still bollocks) was in the end quoted

Tom,
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@pomnik_psa @flexghost Yeah, I'm aware of what they claim was their reason for blocking them. It doesn't change the fact that they blocked it for bullshit reasons, among which were the fears I mentioned.

That just shows they were at least smart enough to know they would be lampooned for the rest of eternity if they hadn't made it at least seem more reasonable.

AskPippa,
@AskPippa@c.im avatar

@Tom @pomnik_psa @flexghost Then there were the various places that tried to ban dihydrogen monoxide (water) -- started off as a joke, but some people took it so seriously started petitions, etc. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dangers-dihydrogen-monoxide/

leeourand,
@leeourand@ruby.social avatar

@flexghost Republicans are very good little soldiers protecting us all from their imaginary enemies. Chemtrails, communism, woke-ism, the deep state, pizza parlor child sex rings,…

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@leeourand About that last one lol

fmobus,
@fmobus@mastodon.social avatar

@leeourand @flexghost I read "deep state pizza" as a single thing and thought this would be an amazing name for a pizzeria

flexghost,
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

@fmobus @leeourand Free kids play area in basement

cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

@leeourand @flexghost @Lazarou Bear in mind the pizza parlour child sex rings are a modern riff on the classic mediaeval anti-semitic Blood Libel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_libel

(Pizza is a type of flatbread/unleavened bread. And children are ritually abused or murdered in secret according to the blood libel. The Qanon thing just updates it into an anti-semitic dog-whistle rather than saying the quiet part out loud.)

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