I've been informed by the 11yo that his mother and I are the target of an antitrust lawsuit joined by at least 15 other children, that we have abused our power to maintain an illegal monopoly in the relevant market of "parenting decisions" specifically for preventing choice and putting in place limits regarding food, videogames, and other media, and have conspired to make it effectively impossible for them to switch to alternative parenting decision providers
@trochee@danhon Once was out walking in NYC with a family friend who is a lawyer and she tripped over an uneven grate/something on sidewalk. (She was ok, just mild loss of footing for a sec.) Anyway she immediately yelled "Tort! Tort!" and I dare you to teach your kids to do that 😂
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