hotdogsladies,
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A serving suggestion for this week’s very important @RecDiffs:

hotdogsladies,
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  1. Please watch the video all the way through.

https://youtu.be/Jky5ZXI0axc?si=qwUGyC-T_tIL4Ygt

Hdsheena,
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@hotdogsladies well that's a hell of a 25 minutes

gnb,
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@hotdogsladies that was the most unhinged 24 minutes of my life

hotdogsladies,
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  1. Take a moment to think about what this new information will mean for your life.
hotdogsladies,
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  1. Have this graphic at hand. We refer to it extensively.
rstevens,
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@hotdogsladies dammit, you’re making me want to open a diner

hotdogsladies,
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  1. Listen to Reconcilable Differences episode : “Ham Means One”

(Plus the member episode if you’re so inclined)

https://www.relay.fm/rd/232

hotdogsladies,
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  1. Go forward with what remains of your time on Earth, somehow never quite forgetting that mustard means three and ham means bacon.

“Easy.”

hotdogsladies,
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“Kkkkwheat!”

HilliTech,
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@hotdogsladies I'm getting Tim Robinson vibes from this and keep waiting for the gag.

hotdogsladies,
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@HilliTech

I get that!

My touchstones are Tim and Eric’s “gravy robbers” and “who cares wins” from The Office UK

tomwalsh,

The whole time I was watching it I was undecided if this was a Tim Heidecker parody of a training video.

hotdogsladies,
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Sauce_,
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@hotdogsladies “So how would we mark the plate if the customer just wants an egg sandwich? That’s right! Two pickles on the slice of cheese.”

Losing my grip on reality Merlin.

hotdogsladies,
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@Sauce_

And just hope that the ROUND PLATE NEVER TURNS AT ALL

Sauce_,
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@hotdogsladies the jellies and mayo packets will ABSOLUTELY slide on that plate!! Don’t you dare bump the plates then Jerry is getting poached eggs with dry toast. Madness.

hotdogsladies,
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@Sauce_

And I love the bit about putting a napkin under the bowl, because obviously it does occur to them that things CAN slide.

hotdogsladies,
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“MD5 hash browns” is very funny.

no_good_ones,

@hotdogsladies wait where does the mustard packet go for that again?

hotdogsladies,
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@no_good_ones

Three.

Easy.

flooey,

@hotdogsladies Be sure to add salt!

hotdogsladies,
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@flooey

🛎️

elb,
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@hotdogsladies I had some hash browns scattered, covered, and encrypted just this morning with my daughter!

hotdogsladies,
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@elb

Oh hooray! Hi, daughter friend!

DarthAloha,
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@hotdogsladies John may be dead inside for not pausing for even a moment to acknowledge the md5 joke.

Laxdude,
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@hotdogsladies interesting view of a pre-computer system optimized for no literacy and limited fluency. It’s genius and complicated...but also makes me sad...unlike a card catalogue which is a whole other kettle of class and racism if you look.

Chancerubbage,
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@hotdogsladies I’m befuddled by the code for a ‘country classic’ whatever that is, being represented by a chunk of Raw Ginger Root. Much less the foil pack semaphore

I suffer of food nostalgia. I stopped by one for the first time in 20 years. Its changed.I wanted hash browns in the ring shaped patty, received them scattered. No pickle or onions or tomatoes on the burger, nor mustard - no condiments! I was offered a pack of WH sauce, a mildly spiced Mayo, like it was a time share presentation.

1dustindavis,

@hotdogsladies I originally assumed this was an AI generated infographic. It is so much more.

javbw,
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@hotdogsladies I first thought this graphic was made by AI, and now I realize it was thoughtfully crafted out of necessity.

I never new condiment packets & slices of cheese could be used to craft a useful language 😲

alexpadilla,
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@hotdogsladies I’m making breakfast sandwiches for my family this morning and as I was setting out the ingredients for the various orders (type of bread/cheese/etc) I remembered this graphic and had a moment of vertigo (cc @siracusa)

jsnell,
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@hotdogsladies We had an opportunity to go to a Waffle House in Dallas last weekend and wow, we blew it

hotdogsladies,
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@jsnell

I forget if this is on the main or member part, but I love the idea of people putting a bunch of different things on a plate and just seeing how the cook would interpret it.

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies @jsnell

I need Gordon Ramsey to invite other top TV chefs to make a new Waffle House dish, and see Jamie Oliver crying as he forgets to put 3/8ths of a slice of purple yam at 7 o'clock on the plate, thus the customer does not get bacon sprinkles on top of the egg. Heston Blumenthal chaotically throwing bits of cheese and onion at the plate, Mary Berry smashing all the plates in frustration and the customer getting a strawberry bison parfait.

beep,
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@hotdogsladies merlin i only had time to watch like six minutes of this

but it feels like i just saw the secret and unutterable true name of god

hotdogsladies,
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@beep

Oh Ethan.

You sweet summer child.

It gets…a little wild.

And although I know we’re not super shmooper close? I know enough to know this will absolutely break your brain just as hard.

luckie_reubs,
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@hotdogsladies people want to act like Waffle House is this center of chaos, but they run a tight ship there, service wise.

It’s not like a Popeyes where you don’t get what you order. Instead, you get what they want you to have.

pomCountyIrregs,
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@luckie_reubs Well, here in Los Angeles zero Waffle Houses, but the Popeye’s do give me what I order.

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies
I think I may fail the test, I'm struggling at Pull One Bacon = Pull Three Strips of Bacon. I may not make it to the actual Waffle making section.
Sorry, I'm clearly not Waffle House people.

hotdogsladies,
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@TonyJWells

One pork chop is two pork chops.

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies

Grape Jelly is eggs. There is no spoon.

andrewthompson,

@hotdogsladies this feels exactly like Patriot’s rim-riding grip configuration.

_IanOfEarth,

@hotdogsladies holy fuck Merlin, everyone needs to know about this

hotdogsladies,
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@_IanOfEarth

John found it via Kottke, but I feel like we left our own unique mark on the discourse.

So to speak.

holgate,

@hotdogsladies @RecDiffs I have never once eaten the jelly at Waffle House (I put my eggs on the toast) so I now know I am about 5% qualified to work there.

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