canion, 25 days ago

@robb This looks like one of those coffee machines in a 7-11 store that make very average drinks.

wade, 26 days ago

@robb it’ll only last 6 months because there will be a software update for the toasted bagel setting that doesn’t support rev 1.9.8 or below

sarajw, 26 days ago

@robb https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/

ross, 26 days ago

@robb My wife found this yesterday and it’s only £80!

robb, 26 days ago

“make grilled cheese in your toaster”

I love dirty talk

bendaubney, 26 days ago

@robb At my first week in university, someone on my halls corridor decided to make beans on toast… by putting the bread and the beans in our communal toaster. No toaster for us all year from that point. :-(

BenRiceM, 26 days ago

@robb now I desperately want to hear @siracusa review this

siracusa, 26 days ago

@BenRiceM Slot toasters: 👎

flargh, 26 days ago

@siracusa @BenRiceM RUDE

BenRiceM, 26 days ago

@siracusa your culture is strange and alien to me

flargh, 26 days ago

@BenRiceM @siracusa how can you make an english muffin pizza in this hideous contraption Ben, just look at it

craiggrannell, 25 days ago

@flargh @BenRiceM @siracusa “English muffin pizza”

As someone who is half English, I was doing perfectly well with the quoted phrase until word three, whereupon it all went a bit wrong.

flargh, 25 days ago

@craiggrannell @BenRiceM @siracusa A gentle reminder that John and I are in New (and Improved!™) England. We have all sorts of enhancements over the original.

BenRiceM, 26 days ago

@flargh @siracusa how can you make pop tarts if they don’t pop?! Make it make sense

agiletortoise, 26 days ago

@BenRiceM @flargh @siracusa I really just want to learn more about that “panini mode” switch. 🤔

siracusa, 26 days ago

@flargh @BenRiceM I’m literally eating an English muffin pizza as I read this. (Reheated…in the same toaster oven that cooked it.)

Chancerubbage, 26 days ago

@siracusa @flargh @BenRiceM

Do you use bespoke sauce for an English muffin pizza? Or grocery shelf jar? Squirt bottle even.
(QBQ: brand?)

I think it’s a delicate balance. I had friends that used to say they liked Stuffers French bread Pizza. I said, ‘You Do?’

kev, 26 days ago

@robb Okay. That’s enough internet for me for today…

lewis, 26 days ago

@robb Taking bets on how long before EchoFeed has a toaster integration