the_etrain, 12 days ago

@Alice
I sit on the aisle and refuse to let people get out to use the restroom.

Alice, 12 days ago

@the_etrain Well, I ENJOY awkwardly straddling the person in the aisle seat in my attempt to make it to the restroom before I pee all over them.

I also like to get real aggro like I'm doing windmills in a mosh pit.

the_etrain, 12 days ago

@Alice
🤣🤣🤣 if you did that, I'd count that as joining the mile high club.

Alice, 12 days ago

@the_etrain Let's compromise and join the Mile High Mudpie Club instead. I'll bring the Red Robin Mile High Mudpie as my one carry-on if you bring spoons for you, me, and @rephlex00.

the_etrain, 12 days ago

@Alice @rephlex00
This is reasonable, and I agree.

rephlex00, 12 days ago

@the_etrain @Alice I don’t need a spoon, I only eat Mudpie with my hands and face.

samiamsam, 12 days ago

@Alice aisle for me, but i haven't flown in 25 years

i don't want to be trapped in the window seat and being sandwiched between two humans makes me break out in hives

Alice, 12 days ago

@samiamsam It's interesting that you'd say that.

I'm not claustrophobic, but I definitely have entrapment issues but I still always pick the window seat. I rarely get up to go to the bathroom on flights unless it's like 8+ hours and I just want my own little space where I’m bothered in the most minimal way possible.

I’m also prepared to climb over all of the slow people in the event of an emergency.

CheapPontoon, 12 days ago

@Alice I wear shorts in the hope I can rub my leg hair against someone else's bare legs. It's my kink.

Alice, 12 days ago

@CheapPontoon I grow out my leg hair and seek out people like you with hope I can Velcro my legs to theirs.

CheapPontoon, 12 days ago

@Alice We're soulmates. We could make static together!

Kierkegaanks, 12 days ago

@Alice i don’t believe you (even if i have experienced these people and quietly fought them)

RickiTarr, 12 days ago

@Alice This is the most sociopathic thing I've ever seen you post lol

Alice, 12 days ago

@RickiTarr I came clean in the follow-up by admitting I’m actually Team Window Seat and I squish myself up against the window and don't even use the arm rest.

chad, 12 days ago

@Alice doesn’t matter which seat I pick, me and my crying baby are touring the whole airplane the whole time 🤙

Alice, 12 days ago

@chad I don't care as long as you wrap your baby in something like a sound muffling blanket before you put it in the overhead bin.

https://beige.party/@Alice/109582144517618479

chad, 12 days ago

@Alice Wirecutter’s pick is the Shhhwaddle and it’s worth the extra cash imo

michael, 12 days ago

@Alice I always get the middle seat on airplanes in case my farticles don't quite reach the third seat.

geos, 12 days ago

@Alice
You are why I fly Business. 😁

Alice, 12 days ago

@geos I’m honestly just kidding. I always get window seats and squish myself against the window to stay as far away from other people as possible.

rephlex00, 12 days ago

@Alice I always get the window seat so I can passive aggressively fight people like you.

Alice, 12 days ago

@rephlex00 Can't wait until I can sit between you and @the_etrain on our way to the next beige.party meetup at the Tampa Marriott.

https://beige.party/@Alice/112419267497411271

Alice, 12 days ago

This is a lie. Window seat 4 lyfe. Also, squished up as close to the window as possible 4 eva.

glasspusher, 12 days ago

@Alice solid

amiserabilist, 12 days ago

@Alice

Alice, 12 days ago

@amiserabilist 😂