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michael

@michael@beige.party

AKA Alice
AKA Fred Durst’s cute little doobler
AKA Mudskipper Vayne
AKA Michael
AKA Michael McNugget

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Alice, to random
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ATTN: If you plan to attend the Mastodon meetup at the Tampa Marriott this weekend and you are a VIP attendee, please ensure you bring your official VIP lanyard or else you risk being denied access to the VIP soup bar.

michael,
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@Alice soup dejour (arrow pointing to my ass)

Alice, to random
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One of my AuDHD (Autistic ADHD) traits is that I am very good at planning the preparation of meals to ensure everything will be done cooking at the same time while my other AuDHD trait is that I get bored and wander off and start doing other things so I’m never around until the smoke alarm goes off.

michael,
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@Alice 👌 🤩

Sorry I was late I was early

LRRRonEarth, to random
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HUMANS ARE PRETTY GOOD, BUT EWOK MEAT? UNBELIEVABLE.

michael,
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@LRRRonEarth UHMMM ACTUALLY

michael,
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@Gorfram @LRRRonEarth I JUST GET A LIL WORRIED WHEN LRRR STARTS MAKING STAR WARS REFERENCES

michael,
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@Gorfram @LRRRonEarth MAGA FEAR EWOK AGENDA

michael,
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@Gorfram @LRRRonEarth furk errernd fernd ert

michael,
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@glitzersachen @LRRRonEarth @Gorfram Wat?

michael,
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@glitzersachen @LRRRonEarth @Gorfram :) I still dono but thanks I think 😊

michael,
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@glitzersachen @LRRRonEarth @Gorfram grab a spoon and a fist full of ewok my friend

michael, to auspol
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Everyone should vote greens.

Best case scenario they tax billionaires, properly address climate change, uphold the rights of trans, queer, disabled and first nations people and hold the bastards to account.

Worst case, weed is legalised and we feel a bit nice.

michael,
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@stfn A pretty sensible one. 👇

https://greens.org.au/policies/nuclear-and-uranium

michael,
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@stfn Cc: https://hachyderm.io/@miclgael/112499227725847295

michael,
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@stfn Don’t know enough about German greens to comment sorry :(

michael,
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@stfn We don't have nuclear power in Australia.

If you were just running on coal and gas and a farts worth of wind would you feel the same way?

Alice, to random
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Thinking about going to some pro-Trump rallies so I can put my "I'm with stupid" t-shirt to good use.

michael,
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@Alice I’m with stupids

michael, to random
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Fast and Furious 15: actually let’s ride bikes

michael, to random
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(cause of death: meeting)

Alice, to random
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Everything I know about science, I learned by watching Spaceballs.

michael,
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@Alice Great documentary

michael, to random
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poo and a pee for a you and a me

RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

michael,
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@RickiTarr whomstever this person is pls

michael, to random
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Yeah I’m antifa - anti fasciitis
🦶
💥

Alice, to random
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I always get the middle seat on airplanes so I can hog both armrests.

michael,
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@Alice I always get the middle seat on airplanes in case my farticles don't quite reach the third seat.

michael, to random
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To err is human; to smoke a bowl; divine.

Alice, to random
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Where my fellow risk takers at?!?

You know, the kind who like to rawdog their crossword puzzles and Sudokus with a pen.

michael,
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@Alice Bites lip

zachleat, to random
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muffin + frosting = cupcake
cupcake - frosting = muffin
cupcake - muffin = frosting

michael,
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@zachleat therefore; frosting = muffin toupée

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