davemark, to MLB
@davemark@mastodon.social avatar

Baseball friends, don’t sleep on this pirates rookie Paul Skenes.

In his 2nd major league appearance, he’s:

  • thrown 6 innings of no-hit ball (he’s on a pitch count, done for the day)
  • got 11 strikeouts
  • ended his day throwing pitches of 99mph and 100mph

Skenes is special. ⚾️

davemark,
@davemark@mastodon.social avatar

@randolph34 I’m a kinda person. 😉

FlockOfCats, to random
@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp avatar

We don’t get to see any aurora here, but at least the coronal mass ejection didn’t destroy the power grid, satellites, and other electronics to plunge society into a post-apocalyptic hellscape 🤷‍♀️

reallybigfoot, to bigfoot
@reallybigfoot@ohai.social avatar

It would be great if my anus could be itchy when aliens strap me onto the table. Then I'd be like, "AT LEAST I'M GONNA GET SCRATCHED ON MY ITCHY ANUS".

FlockOfCats, to random
@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp avatar

The spam wave was annoying but think of all the spam musabi we can make now!

AlarminglyBad, to comics
@AlarminglyBad@mstdn.social avatar
TheConversationUS, to food
@TheConversationUS@newsie.social avatar

Scientists still don’t entirely know why some people enjoy spicy food while others do not, although there is plenty of speculation regarding evolutionary, cultural and geographic factors – as well as biological and psychological ones.

One thing that is known:
Humans are one of the only animals that will intentionally eat something spicy enough to cause them pain, all for the sake of pleasure.

https://theconversation.com/spicy-food-might-burn-in-the-moment-but-it-likely-wont-harm-your-health-in-the-long-term-214349
🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️

FlyVapen_Pikk,
@FlyVapen_Pikk@mastodon.world avatar

@TheConversationUS
not Tide pods at least? 🤷‍♂️😬

Skepticat, to random
@Skepticat@mstdn.social avatar

Some mornings, I wake up refreshed and ready to take on the day! Today isn't one of those mornings, for the 546th morning in a row.

FlyVapen_Pikk,
@FlyVapen_Pikk@mastodon.world avatar

@Skepticat
: Helluva streak 👍

mikecarter, to random
@mikecarter@mastodon.social avatar

I Used to Think the Glass Was Half Empty, but Then I Realized I Could Just Refill It.

Teri_Kanefield, (edited ) to random

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  • 6G,
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    @Teri_Kanefield

    @The_Tim
    re
    who goes out of their way to find crap (they define it that way) and project hate to said crap?

    Well, sad people on a mission and guys like who can't help themselves, because there is no crap in their world

    loadhigh, to random
    @loadhigh@bitbang.social avatar

    Just remember that you might be having a bad day, at least you didn't accidentally blow up a sun and destroy a solar system!

    Honey! I blew up a solar system!

    campuscodi, to random
    @campuscodi@mastodon.social avatar

    All Russian state-owned companies must ditch foreign software by 2025: https://www.interfax.ru/russia/906879

    This includes foreign operating systems, office suites, virtualization systems, and database management systems.

    avuko,

    @campuscodi Ah, okay. Not necessarily Russian software, just forks. Well, at least it’s somewhat of a push for FOSS.🤷🏻‍♂️

    maxleibman, to Pessimism
    @maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

    A clerk sees the store as closing in ten minutes, but a customer sees the store as being open for ten more minutes.

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