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@Binder@petrous.vislae.town

I like cake. I'm an East (San Francisco) Bay, California, USA human. Married, cis, old, white.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #BlackLivesMatter

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Mfw I realize that the person oncall is … me.

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Personal achievement: finished fourth temple, Gained a shocking new ability.

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Updating my LinkedIn to indicate my desired role of “whittling curios from blocks of Tillamook Extra Sharp Cheddar in a rocker or gliding swing on a roofed porch while it rains”

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Listening to DeSantis speak sends my body rage signals. There’s something not right w/ that dipshit.

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omfs it's literally been decades since I heard this rendition of Convoy (the movie theme version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

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Ignoring Frisky Bisexual Minxes as a Service

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“Unlock to use accessories” such as the keyboard which I type my password on.

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I'll never be a Prompt Engineer because I don't work that fast.

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    Binder,
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    @mitch The first space is for you, the reader, so you know that I'm not about to ellipsis you in the face & the second space is for me, the writer, so I can consider what atrocity to type next.

    Binder, to random
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    Daydreaming an anthology built around Bisson's "Bears Discover Fire" about bears learning all kinds of dangerous things, like consent & firearms & mutually assured destruction & the OSI 7 layers & fracking & kissing girls.

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    Starting it out by listening to to see where the day takes me.

    As if I didn’t already know.

    Binder, to random
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    Why are reporters calling Jason Calacanis a tech worker? I wasn't aware of him having any familiarity w/ work & only the most rudimentary comprehension of technology.

    I suppose "why am I calling people who call Jason Calacanis a tech worker 'reporters'?", could also be a valid question.

    forestine, to random

    I was at a conference pre-pandemic and there was a disability justice talk with the founder of a local theatre company. She was showing this brochure they made to show people what to expect when they get there. Here is the front door. Here is the box office. Here is what you will do when you get there.

    Just as I was thinking I wished that existed for so many types of places and services, the other people at my table started snickering about what a ridiculous idea it was. "Who would need THAT?" I still think about their reaction sometimes.

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    @forestine I have wanted that for So! Many! processes in my life which I'm completely unfamiliar w/. Like HOWTOs or walkthroughs where I don't have the first idea how someplace works. Cool brochure idea, I hope it shows up more places.

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    I’ve been excited to go to the dog show ever since learning the nomenclature of my preferred breed of dog.

    The Could Appear in a Music Video for a Kenny Rogers Song breed.

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    I am fifty or sixty years old & I do not need this* in my life

    • dated AquaTeenHungerForce references
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    I’m okay w/ having no idea who’s famous now or why, I can accept that machines become less repairable by me in each iteration, that’s All Fine; I only need the kids to keep me sufficiently in the loop to know what the cool swears are

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    I honestly don’t know what I was expecting from a bag reading but this is what it actually was.

    Binder, to Dog
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    This is Ember. She likes petting.

    Binder,
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    Okay last one.

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    Unwell, Matchbox Twenty.

    Binder, to random
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    I can finally articulate why I

    Struggle to enjoy jazz music. It’s related
    to the reason European classical music won’t stick in my head.

    To a degree, both suits of music in the multi-suited Deck of Music seemingly require that a listener be steeped in Lore. Because every note of every piece comes w/ BackStory.

    I don’t want to do homework to enjoy music. I’m glad they’re there for y’all.

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    Music so hot, it’s only safe to listen to it through a damplifier.

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    My favorite work chat Power Move is when someone asks a question answered by the message immediately before theirs & someone else responds by pasting a link to that message.

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    I’m not saying I’m disinterested in my job but I took a nap yesterday rather than meet w/ my boss.

    Binder, to random
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    Shannon stop listening to songs which make you sad on single track repeat challenge 02023 CE

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