Binder

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Mise en place

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Left a Red Hat man page up in a tab for 12 minutes & when I came back to it, it had a Spirit Halloween banner hung over it.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Technically, these are Assembly Instructions Instructions

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Representation matters

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Hecking pumped to celebrate Octavia Butler month or as the unaware call it, October.

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Getting ready for the Spoopy month by listening to Oingo Boingo.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Got stuck at the grocery because I made the mistake of reviewing the recipe I want to make.

It says: add twice as much Garlic as you think you need to add.

I doubled back from the checkout line so many times.

The only reason I escaped was at some point the accumulation of subtotals & voids caused

A Register overflow.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Learning that zucchini & tomatoes are fruits has really upped my fruit-salad-making game.

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Taking a picture w/ my phone of my identification card issued by the state of California for the purposes of proving my identity to the state of California. I fucking love bureaucracy.

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Decades of xp w/ standardized testing are making filling out these insurance forms a breeze. Just filling in the third column's bubble, top to bottom. Statistically sufficient.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Every day, I progress in my race against Charles Bukowski. My pace is good but the delta is massive. My chief advantage: he’s unaware of the contest.

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Milkadamia frothed up nice.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Revanching the storms, you recollect my names

The willow’s arch, the lake’s sway, wings buzzing

The sands are ballast in the glass, it’s moot to forecast.

Try to remember the Sun for when it’s enveloped in darkness.

#GoodnightPoem

Binder, 7 months ago to random

I’m going to use Time travel to punish Tipper Gore. Thank you for giving generously.

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Right to Despair.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Tone matters so much.

Example:

Me: I’m going through a lot
Tone: dour, grizzled, boring, probably whining

Wolverine, most durable of the X-Men: I’m going through a lot, bub
Tone: upbeat, promises excitement, like maybe he’s doing claws-out cartwheels & tearing down walls, we don’t know.

Binder, 8 months ago to random

"So, in your relationship, which of you is the, y'know, Rosanna & which of you Holds the Line. Wink, wink. Know what I mean. Know what I mean, eh?"

Binder, 8 months ago to random

The radio reception was so bad where I grew up that I thought I could understand Bob Dylan’s singing

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Not ONCE in my 800 year career of System Administration have I ever said "thank science this tool supports my existing .netrc infrastructure, one less thing which I need to convert in my infrastructure" & for that, I am grateful.

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Just got my hairs trimmed. Outside, ofc

Binder, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) to random

Unconvinced that the nature of power dynamics ever allow consensual sex w/ any billionaire. Seems like it must be coercive at best & much much less pleasant at worst.

Binder, 8 months ago to random

Using my SystemAdministratorSense to declare an upgrade successful, in lieu of actual collected metrics or comparisons.

#NoDataOnlyVibes

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Billionaires are the trailing indicator that you fucked up generational wealth in your culture.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

In the kitchen, no one knows you’re a computer toucher.