Binder

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Be Archival, Do Crimes.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Playing 0-dimensional chess
Because I never really got the
Point.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

I asked the Machine Model what song I most wanted to hear rn

& it replied “Rain King,” The Counting Crows.

So now I’m on board w/ the Butlerian Purge, is what I’m saying.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

I'm not sure how to say it better than this but
It sucks when most people die, sure. But.

It Really Sucks when people both younger && smarter than me turn out to be less durable than my grungy dumb ass.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

That house horchata mocha I’ve been drawing myself got a double upgrade today.

Steamed some nut milk to get near a cappuccino

& Then I Added boba pearls.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Putting the shun in optional.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

My only awareness of UrineTown is the vague memory that there’s a musical of that name or a movie name asserting that it’s a musical but I managed to dream an entire 4 hour plus intermission Production of that name, the only piece of which I retain is the post curtain call encore finale chorus: a score of performers roaring “vooooid wheeeere ProHibited!”

Binder, 9 months ago to random

It’s weird to imagine that buildings w/ no people have tremendous value but people w/o buildings have none.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

My love language is being angry at Software.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Lost your home playing a space mmorpg? Call that EVE-viction.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

You laugh now, but ReturnToOffice is going to be a boon for you after your house burns down, washes away in rain, is submerged by rising floodwaters.

Your boss will wish he’d never required you to come to the office once you can no longer leave.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

OH: eh, rub some RBAC on it

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Mfw I realize that the person oncall is … me.

Binder, 9 months ago to totk

Personal achievement: finished fourth temple, Gained a shocking new ability. #TotK

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Updating my LinkedIn to indicate my desired role of “whittling curios from blocks of Tillamook Extra Sharp Cheddar in a rocker or gliding swing on a roofed porch while it rains”

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Listening to DeSantis speak sends my body rage signals. There’s something not right w/ that dipshit.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

omfs it's literally been decades since I heard this rendition of Convoy (the movie theme version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Ignoring Frisky Bisexual Minxes as a Service

Binder, 9 months ago to random

“Unlock to use accessories” such as the keyboard which I type my password on.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

I'll never be a Prompt Engineer because I don't work that fast.

mitch, 9 months ago to random

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Binder, 9 months ago to random

Daydreaming an anthology built around Bisson's "Bears Discover Fire" about bears learning all kinds of dangerous things, like consent & firearms & mutually assured destruction & the OSI 7 layers & fracking & kissing girls.

Binder, 9 months ago to SteelyDan

Starting it out by listening to #SteelyDan to see where the day takes me.

As if I didn’t already know.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Why are reporters calling Jason Calacanis a tech worker? I wasn't aware of him having any familiarity w/ work & only the most rudimentary comprehension of technology.

I suppose "why am I calling people who call Jason Calacanis a tech worker 'reporters'?", could also be a valid question.

forestine, 9 months ago to random

I was at a conference pre-pandemic and there was a disability justice talk with the founder of a local theatre company. She was showing this brochure they made to show people what to expect when they get there. Here is the front door. Here is the box office. Here is what you will do when you get there.

Just as I was thinking I wished that existed for so many types of places and services, the other people at my table started snickering about what a ridiculous idea it was. "Who would need THAT?" I still think about their reaction sometimes.