Binder

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Today’s exercise in How Angary* Will This Make Me? Is letting Safari become my Default browser.

• not angry, angary; look it up

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Watching a motorist patiently waiting for pigeons to evacuate a parking spot before they park. Seven minutes & counting; there’s some good garbage on that asphalt.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Abolish cops, fund more fucking public defenders.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

All these people driving around in Jeeps Rubicon are just asking to be crossed.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Expectation: I wake & there is coffee.

Reality: I wake & am offered an opportunity to chauffeur w/ an affordance for gaining coffee en passant.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Ofc cats have personality characteristics

Binder, 9 months ago to DwarfFortress

Yes, hello, liaison from the MountainHomes, I’ve already made clear my desire to buy your entire societal reserves of Hungry Head Leather? Snap out of it & go do my bidding. Bring back only that to trade & I’ll fulfill w/e procgen demands you ,,have,, in exchange.

#DwarfFortress

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Carl Barx’s Duck Kapital

Binder, 9 months ago to random

One hour between meetings is the perfect amount of time for me to neither advance projects nor relax.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Well I’m up there beside the magic man
& he laid some tricks on me

He said: you do need help, my friend
I whispered: obviously

#GreatRockOpeningLines

Binder, 9 months ago to random

It’s a violation of The Magician’s Oath to reveal the ingredients of Magic Shell dessert topping.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Using hashtags can be like skipping stones across the surface of the Fediverse to see how the ripples play out.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

& is this … Lens Flare… in the room w/ us now?

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Congratulations to everyone.

You’ve done an excellent job of curating my TootSet to the point that I’m leaning in to it.

I’ve raised the threshold for how good a toot must be to escape the periodic culling. Y’all have excellent taste.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

What else is heraldry but quilting persisting

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Weirdly, being grilled in an audit (for work, not recreationally) has depleted my stockpile of fucks to give about writing Python.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Wolfing down lunch between interviewing a job candidate & being interviewed by auditors. Like the exact opposite of a boss.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Grimly tallying how many people are out sick w/ “oddly impacting summer colds” & “newly developed allergies” while trying to not scream.

Alice, 9 months ago to random

Flashback to last year when I went on a “nighttime lights” tour in Hawaii and all of the people in the group were writing words like LOVE and FAMILY and I wrote NWA because F tha police.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Apropos of nothing in particular, a reminder that tomorrow is #NationalOrgasmDay in several nations. Maybe even yours!

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Real 'caterpillar dreaming of being a person' vibes today.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

I'm late to the party but wow! Dr Prescod-Weinstein got tenure! That's freaking awesome!

https://19thnews.org/2023/07/chanda-prescod-weinstein-physicist-tenure-rare-feat/

Binder, 9 months ago to random

That's the OPPOSITE of reassuring, you shitty ad network.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Sometimes the principled thing to do as an instance admin is allow the smart people I disagree* w/ to trend ANYWAY. You're welcome.

• about what's best for the fediverse, not one of the precepts about who's human.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Nobody panic but I'm listening to an entire album IN track order listing & it's NOT a mashup compilation. Yea, I know! I'm confused & scared, too!

(it's P!nk's Funhouse [expanded edition] because what's 15 years when you rock this hard?)