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JKirkpatrick

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Pacific Islander , Master Electrician, Surfer, Natural Comedian. Hawaii, USA. Snark and Sparks. It's what I do.Refugee from Twit-X

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realTuckFrumper, to random
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Russell Brand Tells Listeners to Vote for Trump ‘If You Care About Democracy’ https://www.mediaite.com/podcasts/russell-brand-tells-listeners-to-vote-for-trump-if-you-care-about-democracy/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Nut Bag

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Mike Johnson struggles to whip enough votes for bill making it impossible to prosecute Trump https://www.alternet.org/mike-johnson-whip-votes/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper The bootlicker bill leaves a bad taste in Moderate's mouths.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Dominionist Johnny Enlow Says Trump Legal Woes Justify Military Coup https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dominionist-johnny-enlow-says-trump-legal-woes-justify-military-coup/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper RWNJ

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Opinion: Trump Can’t Carry a Gun, but He Might Have the Nuclear Codes Again https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-cant-carry-a-gun-but-he-might-have-the-nuclear-codes-again?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Bite your tongue

gedeonm, to random
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No seriously, what an idiot. https://www.comicsands.com/trump-sea-levels-beachfront-property-2668454833.html

JKirkpatrick,
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@gedeonm

sjvn, to random
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In all fairness, the Teska Cybertruck is a classic design.

JKirkpatrick,
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@sjvn Classic dumpster bin styling.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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The ‘Conspiracy Fest’ Against Dr. Fauci Blew Up In GOPer’s Faces https://politizoom.com/the-conspiracy-fest-against-dr-fauci-blew-up-in-gopers-faces/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper What's the matter, Marge couldn't find any dic-pics of Fauci? Idiot.

skykiss, to random
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Americans,

On Thursday, the will be hearing arguments where lawyers for the criminal defendant are arguing that all former presidents are forever immune from criminal prosecution for any official acts done in office.

Failure to respect the election of a new President, is the ultimate crime against the people, who are the basis of government. The President, by constitutional design, should have no role- official or unofficial-in the determination of the people's
vote. Immunity for the crimes here alleged would be most abhorrent to the Framers, because immunity would upset the constitutional scheme and aid a President in overriding the people's power over him.

The Framers would also have been appalled that Trump, despite having left office, seeks permanent immunity. As a Federalist wrote for the Maryland ratifying convention:

It seems, however, that the president may possibly be continued for life. He may so, provided he deserve it.

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JKirkpatrick,
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@skykiss Ignoring facts and focusing on hypotheticals is outrageous.
In other words. This shit fucking pisses me off! And I hope it pisses off every other red blooded American too.

flexghost, to random
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Who else called it?

Sound off 🔈

JKirkpatrick,
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@flexghost And the award for lying hypocrite of the year goes to . . .

Teri_Kanefield, to random
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It's important not to accidently write the sentence in this form: "Trump is appealing."

(I will show myself out.)

JKirkpatrick,
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@Teri_Kanefield Appealing to a brood of flies maybe.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Lara Trump Claims Jurors Are in Danger Because of Biden https://www.thedailybeast.com/lara-trump-claims-jurors-are-in-danger-because-of-biden?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Vapid

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Joy Behar Says She Got So Excited About Trump Verdict She ‘Started Leaking’ at Costco https://www.mediaite.com/entertainment/joy-behar-says-she-got-so-excited-about-trump-verdict-she-started-leaking-at-costco/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Eww. Don't walk behind this woman.

willoremus, to random
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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent.

JKirkpatrick,
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@willoremus The only thing in his life that he's actually earned.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Jesse Watters Says Trump Paying off Stormy Daniels Was a No-Brainer: ‘That’s Common Sense’ https://www.mediaite.com/crime/jesse-watters-says-trump-paying-off-stormy-daniels-was-a-no-brainer-thats-common-sense/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Dumber than Tuckems.

GottaLaff, to random
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NYT: “#NikkiHaley, the former Republican presidential candidate, wrote “Finish them” on an artillery shell during her visit to Israel this week. Haley finished her inscription with a note that “America loves Israel always,” using a heart emoji for “loves.”

Her visit came just days after Israel drew international condemnation for a strike that killed dozens of Gazan civilians in a camp for displaced Palestinians.”

JKirkpatrick,
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@GottaLaff
Biden should put out an ad aimed at the protest voters. 'Is this what you want instead of negotiations?'.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Joe Biden 'Sleeping' During Memorial Day Speech Raises Questions https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-sleeping-during-memorial-day-speech-raises-questions-1905151?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Some MAGAts said trump was praying when he was sleeping in court. It's more believable that Biden was Praying instead of sleeping.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Americans Convinced Trump’s Losing His Mind After He Was Spotted Saluting Everything in Sight at NASCAR Event https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/05/americans-convinced-trumps-losing-his-mind-after-he-was-spotted-saluting-everything-in-sight-at-nascar-event/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Trump Is ‘Mentally Unstable & He’s Getting Worse,’ Conservative Legal Figure Argues https://bipartisanreport.com/2024/05/25/trump-is-mentally-unstable-hes-getting-worse-conservative-legal-figure-argues/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Amazing. He's the only one on the planet that could be sitting at rock bottom and manage to find a way to go lower.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Trumpworld Claims 25,000 People Attended His Rally. Aerial Shots Show Otherwise. https://www.thedailybeast.com/aerial-shots-undercut-comical-claim-about-trumps-bronx-rally?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper trump insults his supporters by lying to them and the delusional acceptance of his lies is just stupid.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Trump Rallygoer Threatens 'Civil War' If Biden Wins https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/trump-rallygoer-threatens-civil-war-if?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper I suggest that everyone go out and buy a red ball cap. You won't get shot if you wear it in battle with a bunch of MAGAts. And if it doesn't say MAGA on it you won't get shot by a liberal either.

GottaLaff, to random
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Senate again fails to advance border security bill in election-year showdown vote
The vote came as both parties try to paint themselves as tough on the border.

https://trib.al/DSEBRNb

JKirkpatrick,
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@GottaLaff The Repubs are making it clear that supporting trump in any circumstance is the top priority. Even in a stand alone vote on a bill authored by one of their own. Partisan hacks.

GottaLaff, to random
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Was there ever a doubt?

#NikkiHaley is supporting #Trump’s 2024 White House bid, she said Wednesday in her first public remarks since exiting the Republican presidential primary more than two months ago.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/22/politics/nikki-haley-donald-trump?cid=ios_app

JKirkpatrick,
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@GottaLaff What a 2 faced opportunist. But there may be a silver lining. Her supporters may be disgusted and resolve to vote for Biden.

JKirkpatrick,
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@jadugar63 @GottaLaff No argument from me on that.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Bannon Decrees ‘Everyone Who Opposes Trump Will Be Held Accountable’ In 2025 https://politizoom.com/bannon-decrees-everyone-who-opposes-trump-will-be-held-accountable-in-2025/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Bring it Bitch Bannon.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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‘These are Real Facts’: Democrat Rule Out of Order on House Floor For Detailing Trump’s Sexual Exploits https://www.mediaite.com/politics/these-are-real-facts-democrat-rule-out-of-order-on-house-floor-for-detailing-trumps-sexual-exploits/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Can't put the worms back into the can. Rep McGovern slayed.

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