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JKirkpatrick

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Pacific Islander , Master Electrician, Surfer, Natural Comedian. Hawaii, USA. Snark and Sparks. It's what I do.Refugee from Twit-X

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flexghost, to random
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Dramatic pause or was Trump glitching out?

Trump data dump

JKirkpatrick,
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@flexghost Dramatic pauses are for a few seconds.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Marco Rubio says he would not accept 2024 election results ‘if it’s unfair’ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/19/marco-rubio-2024-election?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Worm

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Trump Does A McConnell Zone Out, Goes Blank For Full Minute https://politizoom.com/trump-does-a-mcconnell-zone-out-goes-blank-for-full-minute/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper What a vile POS. Too bad he doesn't go blank forever.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Some MAGAs Think Tim Scott Is Going To Be Trump’s VP Choice https://politizoom.com/some-magas-think-tim-scott-is-going-to-be-trumps-vp-choice/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper An even bigger suck up than Dense Pence was.

lzg, to random
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the idea that someone flashes their status by wearing an expensive watch is so beyond me, it's like reading about the behavior of another species. I have never, ever noticed an expensive watch. maybe a cool one, with a lil calculator.

JKirkpatrick,
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@lzg A watch would interfere with my bio-clock. For that reason I never wear one.

GottaLaff, to random
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I parked near some asshole who had a big Trump bumpersticker, and a smaller one that read: "Trump was right about everything."

It took every ounce of self-restraint to not deface it.

JKirkpatrick, (edited )
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@GottaLaff Not too much trump propaganda here but there's this one MAGA idiot in town that painted her truck with a wrap, all trump BS. I got stuck behind her in traffic and could tell she was watching for my response. I shook my head visibly, laughed, and shook some more.

flexghost, to random
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MTG is trash.

Full stop.

never argue with a fool, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience — Mark Twain MTG absolutely represents her district.

JKirkpatrick,
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@flexghost I thought Crockett was making a valid point. Like, if MTG's comment is allowable then the gloves come off. And Ms Crockett is a wit that no MAGAt should provoke. Love her. And Comer not getting it was the icing on the cake. That guy is an idiot.

GottaLaff, to random
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He blamed “Mrs. Alito”!🤦🏻‍♀️

At Justice ’s House, a ‘Stop the Steal’ Symbol on Display

An upside-down flag, adopted by supporters contesting the Biden victory, flew over the justice’s front lawn as the Supreme Court was considering an election case.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/16/us/justice-alito-upside-down-flag.html?unlocked_article_code=1.sU0.Ul57.KzkpFSD-0V_Z&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

JKirkpatrick,
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@GottaLaff
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GottaLaff, to random
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Via @stevebenen:

Quite a quote from Eric Swalwell on the parade of GOP members attending #TrumpTrial this morning:

“I don’t think that anything could animate the phrase ‘do-nothing Congress’ more than missing votes and canceling hearings to go up and be a spectator at your cult leader’s trial.”

JKirkpatrick,
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@GottaLaff @stevebenen And to put an end to any doubt about what pathetic suck ups they are they wear matching suits.

GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ A large House GOP group is discussing a trip to New York to back up Donald Trump at his trial — joining a growing Republican trend.—Politico

JKirkpatrick,
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@GottaLaff The law and disorder party.
G🤡 P

flexghost, to random
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“I do have a lot of surrogates and they are speaking very beautifully”
-Trump

Imagine being a sitting United States Senator of the speaker of the house and choosing to help Trump break his gag order over representing your constituents

Winning.

JKirkpatrick,
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@flexghost

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Adam Schiff:

People are losing respect for our system of justice because a Speaker of the House stands outside a courthouse to falsely denigrate it.

If you have no respect for the rule of law, Mr. Speaker,

At least have some self-respect.

Aaron Rupar:

Speaker Mike Johnson is outside #Trump's trial offering a stream of lies

JKirkpatrick,
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@GottaLaff

realTuckFrumper, to random
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‘Bruce Springsteen Can’t Pull Half of That!’ Eric Trump Boasts Father Is More Popular Than Rock Star https://www.mediaite.com/tv/bruce-springsteen-cant-pull-half-of-that-eric-trump-boasts-father-is-more-popular-than-rock-star/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Every time this Beavis opens his mouth we find out that he's even dumber than we thought.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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'That's just not correct': CNN legal expert says Judge Merchan made an error in Trump case https://www.rawstory.com/cnn-legal-expert-judge-merchan/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper trump took photos with her. He was wearing a shit-eating-grin FFS.

flexghost, to random
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Word.

ما في يد وحدة بتدق

Where are all the Hillary was right people now? She's spitting facts...just like all the other facts you choose to ignore for your narrative

JKirkpatrick,
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@flexghost I voted for HRC. How much better would the Nation be if she had been awarded the Presidency.
I feel disenfranchised.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Republicans Debate Support For Kari Lake Senate Bid https://politizoom.com/republicans-debate-support-for-kari-lake-senate-bid/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper JFC. Bring back the filter.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Trump Says Barron Sometimes Gives Him Political Advice https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-says-barron-sometimes-gives-him-political-advice?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Barron Trump or John Barron?

Nonilex, to Law
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Thurs 9 May, 2024 🧵

The prosecution asks that the defense be precluded from asking whether she was arrested. Justice agrees w/the prosecutors, saying that “anybody can be arrested” & that it “doesn’t prove anything.”

The people call Stormy Daniels back to the stand

atty begins questioning by saying that in 2011, Daniels denied having had sex w/Trump.

JKirkpatrick,
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@Nonilex When Stern said Ivanka was a " Piece of A _ _ " tRump didn't even get slightly bent about it. He agreed.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Ivanka Posts Poem About People Who ‘Club the Joy Out Of Life’ Sympathy For Daddy? https://politizoom.com/ivanka-posts-poem-about-people-who-club-the-joy-out-of-life-sympathy-for-daddy/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper For the record, Club is what she calls her daddy's junk.
I'll show myself out...

realTuckFrumper, to random
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‘He Looks Like Sh*t, a Real Loser!’: Trump Rips MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell After Spotting Him in Courthouse https://www.mediaite.com/tv/he-looks-like-sht-a-real-loser-trump-rips-msnbcs-lawrence-odonnell-after-spotting-him-in-courthouse/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Look who's talking.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Kristi Noem Cancels CO Book Signing In Face Of Massive Protest Planned https://politizoom.com/kristi-noem-cancels-co-book-signing-in-face-of-massive-protest-planned/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JKirkpatrick,
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@realTuckFrumper Doesn't it just give you a warm fuzzy feeling all over when a truly awful person shoots themself in the foot?

FuckElon, (edited ) to tesla
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When people ask why I waste my time with this account, it is because of this. He is freaking dangerous.
I know I will not change anything by myself, but ... he is freaking dangerous.

I just wonder why in the world a publication that publishes this still has a link to Twitter, but not to their Threads account, or an account on Mastodon. Thoughts? @motherjonesmag

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/05/i-read-everything-elon-musk-posted-for-a-week-send-help/

#ElonMusk #Tesla #Tech #Twitter #X

JKirkpatrick,
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@FuckElon @motherjonesmag Sounds like a toxic mix of Aspergers and dark fantasies mixed with too much power and deluded with freakish video games.
Aspergers on steroids.

randahl, to random
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Trump talks to the press, explaining he is not allowed to talk, which means he cannot testify in court.

Pardon my Danish — I am from Jutland, the farming region of Denmark, and I have seen stables with less horseshit than this.

Source: Fox News

video/mp4

JKirkpatrick,
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@randahl Don't even let him speak or give him a platform to do so. I'm sick of his stupid orange face and that voice. I rather hang by my hair and be forced to listen to amplified fingernails on a chalkboard.

QasimRashid, to random
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So to summarize:
Adopting BDS is criminalized
Criticizing Israel is antisemitic
Appealing to ICJ is unwarranted
Funding UNRWA is banned
Appealing to ICC Is banned
Ending the occupation is off the table
Ending the settlements is off the table
The peaceful Great March of Return is banned
Protesting peacefully on college campuses is antisemitic
Demanding return of Palestinian children held in indefinite detention in Israeli prisons is not even an option

So what are Palestinians supposed to do??

JKirkpatrick,
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@FrankFrank @QasimRashid Worst gaslighting attempt i've ever seen.

AnarchistArt, to random
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JKirkpatrick,
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@AnarchistArt

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