LinuxAndYarn

LinuxAndYarn, 3 hours ago to random

An optimist says the bowl is half full.

A pessimist says the bowl is half empty.

An engineer says the bowl is at 50% capacity.

A cat says the bowl is empty.

LinuxAndYarn, 21 hours ago to random

Do the laws and policies preventing Russian APT groups from attacking national assets also apply to the Trump Organization and the RNC? Because a guy who just asked for a billion dollars in bribes would be a hell of a ransomware or crypto theft target.

LinuxAndYarn, 1 day ago to HashtagGames

The Princess Bride of Frankenstein

#MashUpRomComsAndHorrorFilms
#HashTagGames

LinuxAndYarn, 8 days ago to random

Subtoot about an educated reply guy

https://www.npr.org/2012/04/20/151037079/the-artful-reinvention-of-klansman-asa-earl-carter

LinuxAndYarn, 11 days ago to random

After she spent so many years in the closet it's so great to see #QueenLatifah fully out and doing good. #EveryonesAunties

LinuxAndYarn, 12 days ago to random

What the heck is on John Kruk's hat? I've been trying to decode that logo for a week.
#Phillirs

LinuxAndYarn, 17 days ago to HashtagGames

Speed Pacer

#VehicleAMovieOrShow
#HashtagGames

LinuxAndYarn, 20 days ago to Phillies

After some scares while sweeping the worst team in the NL, the #Phillies enjoy their second shutout in three games, against the team with the worst record in all of baseball this year. #BellRung

LinuxAndYarn, 20 days ago to Phillies

The #Mets revealed their #CityConnect uniforms today, and now I really feel cheated by what the #Phillies got.

Of course, people in Queens will be like "black pin stripes? WTF? Yankees suck!"

LinuxAndYarn, 21 days ago to random

Who decided to call it the "Oxford debate" and not "the tragedy of the commas"?

@grammargirl

LinuxAndYarn, 24 days ago to nonbinary

TIL Pennsylvania now has #nonbinary options for drivers' licenses and state ID.

https://www.dmv.pa.gov/Driver-Services/Driver-Licensing/Pages/Gender-Neutral-Designation.aspx

LinuxAndYarn, 26 days ago to random

Marco Rubio was just on CNN claiming #CeasefireNow activists were celebrating the Iranian attack on Israel, echoing DJT's bullshit about Muslims dancing on Jersey City rooftops on 9/11.

LinuxAndYarn, 26 days ago to disabled

Does anyone know the US #tax rules for a #disabled person bringing a necessary companion on a business trip? Are the companion's airfare and lodging fully deductible?

#IRS #ScheduleC

LinuxAndYarn, 28 days ago to HashtagGames

Gummi Bears + Peanut Butter = When Haribo Met Salty

#MashUpFoodItemsAndNameIt
#HashTagGames

LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to philadelphia

#Philadelphia's BlackStar #FilmFestival is holding a live #documentary #pitch contest in July with a grand prize of US$75,000. Submissions are open for the next month.

https://www.blackstarfest.org/festival/pitch

#FilmStodon #BlackMastodon

LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to random

Them: Lady Gaga is playing Harley Quinn in a musical!

Me: 😍❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️

Them: She's in the new trailer that they're releasing tonight for Joaquin Phoenix's Joker sequel.

Me: Oh, I'm gonna be busy doing anything else.

LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to HashtagGames

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more Holy shit, what's happening to the sun?

#AltEclipseASongOrPoem
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LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to random

She's a five, but that's cool because we're talking about the Kinsey scale.

LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to HashtagGames

Icing, Icing, Baby

#CupcakeASongOrPoem
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LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to HashtagGames

Little Red Velvette

#CupcakeASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to HashtagGames

Captain, I dinna think she can take any more.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to random

I just heard Caitlyn Jenner was out there celebrating trans day of oh no not you.

LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to random

I've been tired and uncreative for a long time. My best creative bursts have been when I was between paying gigs but I've had the same job for nine years now. "Not a big problem," I thought, "when I get to retire I can reignite that spark. Based on family history I should live into my nineties."

After four months of constant pain from degenerated discs, living into my nineties isn't feeling like the gift of free time I expected it to be. I'm not suicidal, but I am just. so. fucking. tired.

LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to Phillies

Is the stadium PA playing Joan Jett's "I Hate Myself for Loving You" during batting practice a little too on the nose?
#Phillies #OpeningDay

LinuxAndYarn, 1 month ago to Phillies

Larry Bowa catching the first pitch from Charlie Manuel has me tearing up. #Phillies #OpeningDay