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the_etrain, to random
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Ah, yes. The cargo pocket. Deepest of all the pockets. Never know what you'll find in there. Could be gold in them thar pockets.

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain That’s where I keep my fleet of Subarus.

18+ LoganFive, to random
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My wife lying seductively
Me: I must draw you.
later

LoganFive,
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@mentallyalex I majored in the art of seduction, with a minor in philosophy.

Alice, (edited ) to random
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The Doppler Effect is like how my voice sounds higher when I'm chasing after you but lower when I'm running away from you.

LoganFive,
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@Alice The McFloppler Effect!

the_etrain, to Bloomscrolling
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LoganFive,
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@the_etrain WOW!!!

the_etrain, to random
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Welcome to your 40s! Please warm up and stretch a little before attempting any yard work.

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain Or movement of any kind.

Alice, to random
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I have friends from high school who have kids that are graduating from high school and I’m over here celebrating my graduation into a new loyalty tier at my preferred hotel chain.

LoganFive,
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@Alice I hope you send everyone lots of cheesy photos of your hotel tier looking off into the distance while crossing a small wooden bridge.

LoganFive,
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@Alice Only if there are diploma napkins and several party dips in the shape of 2024.

Alice, to random
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I would like to speak to your manager

so I can tell them about the great job you're doing because it is very difficult to be working in the service industry and you deserve to be appreciated and recognized for your hard work.

LoganFive,
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@Alice The new Care-in.

the_etrain, to random
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Status: desperately seeking snoozin'

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain This post has an age requirement. 😂

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain Yeah, you had like a 10 minute set of material. 😂

LoganFive, to random
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If you think too highly of yourself, people will check your ego. If you think too little of yourself, people will check your self-deprication. The secret is to think just enough of yourself so people will leave you alone.

LoganFive,
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tayfonay, to random
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I’m in DC - anyone want me to go kick Alito in the dick while I’m here?

LoganFive,
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mentallyalex, to random
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I just found out indoor skydiving is a thing and exists and I am physically able to participate if I enter the building.

I am not exactly sure how I feel about this information yet. Do I know anyone that has done this?

Have you done this? Will you tell me about it? Am I doing it?

LoganFive,
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@mentallyalex OMG I want to do it to! Come meet me in California and let’s go!

the_etrain, to random
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Whataya say we stir up some trouble*?

*cake batter

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain I’m sure some people are starting to wonder if I’m just a secondary account created to boost all your posts.

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain Probably…he said to himself.

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