MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

Breaking: Biden and Trump have agreed to two presidential debates. RFK Jr. and Jill Stein will also participate in the debates, serving as human lecterns for the real candidates.

MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

Breaking: Biden and Trump have agreed to presidential debates in June and September and to expand the format to include both talent and swimsuit competition segments.

MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

I just saw a "No Farms No Food" bumper sticker which makes no sense, there would still be grocery stores.

MissingThePt, 8 days ago to random

When you only advertise for contestants for the Trump Look-Alike Contest on Truth Social:

MissingThePt, 8 days ago to random

In hopes of garnering more face time with Trump, his potential vice presidential picks announce they will try to be indicted in one of the courthouses trying the former president.

MissingThePt, 9 days ago to random

Kicked out in ‘68 for protesting at Arizona State University, 78-year old finally set to graduate joins pro-Palestinian protest and is expelled again. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/11/alfredo-gutierrez-graduates-after-1968-college-protests/73613424007/

MissingThePt, 9 days ago to random

Smoke is now Canada’s leading U.S. export. https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/05/13/canadian-wildfire-smoke-minnesota-wisconsin/

MissingThePt, 9 days ago to random

UNC Public Safety pledges to use re-allocated DEI funds to buy a diverse set of batons with which to beat students and faculty. https://www.wunc.org/education/2024-05-13/dei-unc-chapel-hill-trustees-vote-redirect-funding-police

MissingThePt, 9 days ago to random

Breaking: After Michael Cohen completes his morning testimony, he asks Trump if he still has his half of their "Friends Forever" charm bracelet.

MissingThePt, 10 days ago to random

Breaking: Shortly before the start of testimony today, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels will pose together for their commemorative trial photo keepsake.

MissingThePt, 10 days ago to random

Is Elon still working down the list of his children’s mothers to wish each of them a happy Mother’s Day?

MissingThePt, 10 days ago to random

And the award for Best Mother goes to…

MissingThePt, 10 days ago to random

Why do they call it virgin olive oil, I kind of take that as a given.

MissingThePt, 10 days ago to random

Thanks for posting “Happy Mother’s Day,” I just told your mom.

MissingThePt, 10 days ago to random

Happy Mother’s Day, and congrats to all the other mothers too.

MissingThePt, 10 days ago to random

I don’t mean to brag on Mother’s Day but my mom was once the youngest mom on the planet.

MissingThePt, 10 days ago to random

Breaking: Trump praises cannibals as “fine, young.”

MissingThePt, 11 days ago to random

Today Donald Trump will celebrate Mother’s Day with Melania, celebrating both the birth of their son Barron and the date nine months preceding that was the last time the two had sex.

MissingThePt, 11 days ago to random

Breaking: The US Treasury announces that the $100 million Trump owes the IRS in back taxes will go toward funding the former president’s incarceration for owing the IRS $100 million in back taxes.

MissingThePt, 11 days ago to random

Breaking: Paul Manafort to assist Trump campaign with outreach to key ex-felon constituency. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/10/paul-manafort-pardon-donald-trump-china/

MissingThePt, 11 days ago to random

Mother’s Day should be the day after Labor Day.

MissingThePt, 11 days ago to random

The increased solar activity causing the aurora borealis is disrupting the number of likes my posts are getting.

MissingThePt, 11 days ago to random

Breaking: Positioning himself as the reform candidate, Donald Trump vows in a second term to commit fewer crimes.

MissingThePt, 11 days ago to random

Would you rather have X-ray vision or Eurovision?