MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 15 days ago to random

Stormy Daniels is describing in open court that she and Trump started out in the missionary position and you’re laughing. You’re laughing!

MissingThePt, 15 days ago to random

The missionary position is the closest Trump has come to religion.

MissingThePt, 16 days ago to random

Once your cybertruck gets a taste for human flesh there’s no going back, have to put it down. https://youtube.com/shorts/OTrK_7vUGiY?si=WrJwiEyYBgkQ6YHS

MissingThePt, 16 days ago to random

Honored that someone at the Met Gala is wearing one of my posts.

MissingThePt, 16 days ago to random

I love seeing the photos from the New York Mets Gala.

MissingThePt, 16 days ago to random

Breaking: Man who doesn't believe in consenting to vaccines endorsed by man who doesn't believe in consent.

MissingThePt, 16 days ago to random

The man you never want to meet in the woods is Bear Grylls.

MissingThePt, 16 days ago to random

Breaking: Trump argues that since the memo line of his check to Cohen did not say "criminal payment" then he is innocent.

MissingThePt, 16 days ago to random

Starting fall semester 2024, U.S. universities introduce new two-track Political Activism practical major (Implementation of and Violent Suppression of).

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

Tesla offers software-locked Modely Y, for an extra $1,500 will include access to brakes. https://electrek.co/2024/05/04/elon-musk-reveals-tesla-software-locked-cheapest-model-y-offers-more-miles-range/

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

You’re lost in the woods, would you rather meet a man or a boeing?

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

Local man who worked 8 pm CDT to 2 am CDT comes up with creative way to brag that he worked 6 hours in a row.

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

Can we all agree that the worst thing to encounter in the woods is a man riding a bear.

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

John Wick remake starring Kristi Noem where she kills her own dog then the movie ends.

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

At restaurant: “Designated dingus circle for one, please.”

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

Find someone to look at you the way Kristi Noem looks at her gun when she sees a dog.

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

Responding to critics, Vice Residential hopeful Kristi Noem gives her own version of VP candidate Richard Nixon’s “Checkers” speech:

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

Breaking: Donald Trump announces that he will be his Vice Presidential pick so that if President Trump is disqualified or impeached then Vice President Trump will become president.

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

“Whole” has a hole in it.

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

Breaking: In honor of Cinco de Mayo Kristi Noem shoots a chihuahua.

MissingThePt, 17 days ago to random

Poll: Repost if you prefer to repost a post and like if you prefer to like a post.

MissingThePt, 18 days ago to random

Public reaction to Kendrick dropping another Drake diss track

MissingThePt, 18 days ago to random

Breaking: Uvalde police concede that they would have entered the school if it had been to arrest the students.

MissingThePt, 18 days ago to random

Kristi Noem’s fundamental miscalculation was that if Trump thought it was a good idea to take something out back and shoot them simply because he was extremely disappointed in them, he wouldn’t have any adult sons.