MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 11 days ago to random

Smoke is now Canada’s leading U.S. export. https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/05/13/canadian-wildfire-smoke-minnesota-wisconsin/

MissingThePt, 11 days ago to random

UNC Public Safety pledges to use re-allocated DEI funds to buy a diverse set of batons with which to beat students and faculty. https://www.wunc.org/education/2024-05-13/dei-unc-chapel-hill-trustees-vote-redirect-funding-police

MissingThePt, 12 days ago to random

Breaking: After Michael Cohen completes his morning testimony, he asks Trump if he still has his half of their "Friends Forever" charm bracelet.

MissingThePt, 12 days ago to random

Breaking: Shortly before the start of testimony today, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels will pose together for their commemorative trial photo keepsake.

MissingThePt, 12 days ago to random

Is Elon still working down the list of his children’s mothers to wish each of them a happy Mother’s Day?

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

And the award for Best Mother goes to…

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

Why do they call it virgin olive oil, I kind of take that as a given.

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

Thanks for posting “Happy Mother’s Day,” I just told your mom.

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

Happy Mother’s Day, and congrats to all the other mothers too.

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

I don’t mean to brag on Mother’s Day but my mom was once the youngest mom on the planet.

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

Breaking: Trump praises cannibals as “fine, young.”

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

Today Donald Trump will celebrate Mother’s Day with Melania, celebrating both the birth of their son Barron and the date nine months preceding that was the last time the two had sex.

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

Breaking: The US Treasury announces that the $100 million Trump owes the IRS in back taxes will go toward funding the former president’s incarceration for owing the IRS $100 million in back taxes.

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

Breaking: Paul Manafort to assist Trump campaign with outreach to key ex-felon constituency. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/10/paul-manafort-pardon-donald-trump-china/

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

Mother’s Day should be the day after Labor Day.

MissingThePt, 13 days ago to random

The increased solar activity causing the aurora borealis is disrupting the number of likes my posts are getting.

MissingThePt, 14 days ago to random

Breaking: Positioning himself as the reform candidate, Donald Trump vows in a second term to commit fewer crimes.

MissingThePt, 14 days ago to random

Would you rather have X-ray vision or Eurovision?

MissingThePt, 14 days ago to random

An aurora visible across much of the earth proves the sun is still pissed about being eclipsed.

MissingThePt, 14 days ago to random

A Stormy Daniels should be a legit riff on a Dark ‘n’ Stormy replacing the rum with whiskey.

MissingThePt, 14 days ago to random

Breaking: IRS reveals that Donald Trump’s tax returns claimed Eric Trump as a total loss. https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-irs-audit-chicago-hotel-taxes

MissingThePt, 14 days ago to random

In Atlanta the northern lights are known as “Sherman’s Glow.”

MissingThePt, 14 days ago to random

Last night the aurora borealis could be observed across much of the United States, allowing a broad swath of Americans to enjoy in fellowship a rare and beautiful event.

Why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

MissingThePt, 14 days ago to random

Beautiful

MissingThePt, 15 days ago to random

I think it’s mean to refer to someone who has passed as “the late,” how can they be expected to be on time, they’re dead.