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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

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That_One_Guy, to internet
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A social media friend group turned friendly gathering earlier this month when @jeanettepizzurro (Jette), @Rasta (Rasta), and I (Brian) met up to hang out. It was a great time with great friends and a bit surreal actually spending an evening telling stories and laughing together in person.

Have a great night friends! 🙂

#today #socialmedia #mastodon #fediverse #friends #selfie

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy @jeanettepizzurro @Rasta awww I'm jelly! Looks like fun was had by all!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Stupid butt. Waking me up early.

LET ME SLEEP IN FOR ONCE!!!

Mrfunkedude,
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@carstenfranke Been there.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Still waiting for something to be postposterous.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Currently not sure if I should be awake.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Look, just between me and you…

I don’t care what your kink is, but I do wonder why you have two electric toothbrush in your bathroom and just one is labeled “for teeth“ ?

darwinwoodka, to random
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Really looking forward to Tree Pollen in my Eyes season being over.

Mrfunkedude,
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@darwinwoodka Tree facials are the worst.

ke7zum, to random


so my breakfast barfed all over the microwave. I salvaged most of it but still. EWW!

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@ke7zum I first read "boyfriend" instead of "breakfast" and was about to ask you to put a kink content warning on it. 🤣

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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If you were a young child in the late 70's early 80's, the loyalty to the brand was a heated debate on the playground.

Which did you choose?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Hold this earworm for me...

A man stands and sings this song into a tiny mic.

Mrfunkedude,
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@kamikat Exactly. Now try to get it out of your head.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I have no idea what I'm going to do or most days if I'm being honest.

My girlfriend is working from home today, if she's not too busy maybe I'll live stream with her. She's always a fun addition.

I dunno. We'll see. 🤷‍

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It's Wednesday!

Wishing everyone a wonderful day filled with wins and warmth. Wake up with a smile and work towards your goals with wisdom and willpower!

katmckatniss, to random
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Back from vacation! How are all of you lovely people who live inside my computer screen?

Mrfunkedude,
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@katmckatniss How was your vacation?

Mrfunkedude,
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@katmckatniss Any good travel pics? Are you holding out on us?

Mrfunkedude,
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@katmckatniss The couple looks beautiful. The young woman looks like she needs at least two more zipper pockets, and the scenery looks amazing.

I miss traveling. I haven't gone anywhere since the pandemic.

I'm glad that you had such a good time. Thanks for sharing!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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A.I. is the new drug.

Lot's of people are using it but wont admit to it in public.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Everything in your entire life led you to this very moment.

Right here.

Right now.

To this post.

🚽🍑💨

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Did you know that it takes the average analog clock 12 hours to make a full rotation of it's hands?

Mrfunkedude,
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Did you know the an electric car uses as much gasoline as a combustion engine that doesn't run?

Mrfunkedude,
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Did you know that your bones aren't connected together by wires like the skeletons you saw in biology class?

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy

Mrfunkedude,
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If an educator is someone who tells you something that you don't know, what do you call someone who tells you something that you already know?

Mrfunkedude,
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Did you know that the vast majority of whales swim in the ocean?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I'm a firm believer that it's not what you say, but how you tell someone to "fuck off".

Mrfunkedude, to random
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If everything feels like it's crumbling all around you, just remember that tacos fall apart too, yet everyone still loves them.

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