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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #advice #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

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Mrfunkedude, to gaming
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Anyone out there have an extra invite to play the Alpha of the new Marvel game, "Rivals" that they can DM me?

C'mon. Pretty please? I know SOMEONE on the Fedi must have on. Throw the old Funkster a bone would you?

ThankYouVeryMuch.

Please boost.

Mrfunkedude, to fediverse
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No #livestream today.

I'm in low gear mode and keep yawning for some reason. Think I'm just gonna chill and do some reading.

I'll stream tomorrow. Make sure to follow @Funk and hit that bell icon to get notified when I go live.
#owncast #live

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Holy shit I just looked at the calendar and realize that I turn 55 next Monday.

How the fuck did that happen?!?!

Where did I go wrong?

Mrfunkedude,
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@zalasur Beyond imagining.

Mrfunkedude,
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@inkican Excuse me but this is an Ironside household.

Mrfunkedude,
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@inkican As long as I'm not invited to dinner with Jessica Fletcher I think I'll be fine.

Mrfunkedude,
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@Lichtenbergian SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

how dare you

😜

schratze, to random
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136 pages into Darth Plagueis by James Luceno, I look up from the book, shake my head, and say to myself: "I'm starting to believe that this Darth Plagueis fellow is up to no good"

Mrfunkedude,
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@schratze You think Darth Plagueis is bad, wait until you meet Darth Lockdown.

Mrfunkedude,
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@schratze Only because the followers of Darth Cheeto the incontinent.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Damn it. It's laundry day.

I don't wanna, but I also want clothes to wear tomorrow, so I guess I have no choice.

Stupid laundry.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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A friend cam over yesterday to talk. At 65 he's decided to go to therapy to deal with issues that have gone unresolved in his life.

We sat and I listened for hours about his hopes and dreams and how the pursuit of them through out his life, has left him feeling dissatisfied and empty.

I praised him for his willingness to understand himself more and his desire to be at peace in the time he has left.

It's never to late to make changes. It's never to late to find peace.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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You can't put technology back in the bottle. You can try to suppress it. You can try to legislate it. You can campaign against it. You can do everything possible to stop it, but at the most, you will only delay the inevitable.

Once the genie is out. The genie is out. Either adapt to it, or get left behind.

Mrfunkedude,
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@oz Airship still exist today. Better technology made them impractical. Direct current power grids exist in small areas that don’t rely on the need for long distance transfer of power. Amphibious cars exist, but aren’t practical at their cost.

And a plastic bike isn’t a new technology. It’s taking a current technology and trying to slap a bad idea onto it.

A picture of a modern airship

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Well it's Monday again.

It's probably because of A.I. or something. I'll look into it.

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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What are you gonna do when Funkamania runs wild over you?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Is smelling your own farts another form of recycling?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I still think that "Stack Overflow" sounds like what happens when you poop too much before flushing.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It's Sunday! Mothers day! The day we celebrate that time we tore our mothers taint and stretched out her cooch so far that your father never looked at her the same again!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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You don’t want to know what your mother did to be able to celebrate this holiday.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Even though I don’t have a job, this pretty much sums up how I feel most days.

This is a scene from Bluey where her little sister is walking in front of her holding a bag.

Mrfunkedude, to cake
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If you don’t have flour in the cracks of your cell phone, do you really ?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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This is your reminder that kindness isn't something that you are, it's something that you do.

Being a "kind person" is meaningless. Create the kindness you want to see in the world. Do kind things. Be purposeful in it's expression.

Help make the world a better place by opening doors for others, giving deserved compliments, carry a bag of groceries for a neighbor, lend a sympathetic ear. The simplest acts of kindness can have the most meaning to others.

Don't be kind. Create it.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It's Saturday! Time to run errands and argue about what to make for dinner!

Don't forget, tomorrow is Mothers Day. So make sure to get her that greeting card that you know she's just going to love!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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You ever feel a little esoterroric?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I like to imagine that in an alternate universe on an alternate earth is a version of me that became the President of the Unites States and the day after my inauguration, I changed my name to "President President" just so everyone would have to call me "President President President" to give my term that "Beetlejuice" vibe.

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