@celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

celeduc

@celeduc@mastodon.social

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

pluralistic, to random

I have been a published writer since I was 17, and never in all those years have I encountered worse editorial suggestions than the automated ones generated by Microsoft Office365.

Makes Clippy look like EB White.

celeduc,
@celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

@pluralistic @natrhein but it also transforms "it's" into "its" and "its" into "it's" which is also super helpful.

celeduc, to random
@celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

US politicians, the courts, the media, and even unions are lining up to knuckle under to another stolen election like 2000. But preparing for a general strike is a way to counteract this seeming near-certainty, to prepare for the worst, and most importantly to change the narrative of helplessness. https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/what-will-you-do-if-the-election (via @pluralistic)

NathanZimriBorgman, to Pubtips

valuable info re: obnoxious boilerplate language- thanks @pluralistic

https://pluralistic.net/2022/06/19/reasonable-agreement/

celeduc,
@celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

@NathanZimriBorgman @pluralistic "forcing me into bankruptcy won’t actually get you the money you need to settle a big claim — it’ll just ruin my life"

This behaviour is intentional and premeditated, and not merely lawyers "eliminating liability": it is engineered to create a hostile environment which instills fear and subservience to make independent contractors afraid to exercise any of their legal rights. It's designed to turn craftspeople into serfs.

cstross, to random
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

About to go see a GP face-to-face for the first time in … is it really since late 2019?

(Nothing to worry about, just want to discuss tweaking a regular prescription/dosage to reduce annoying side-effects.)

celeduc,
@celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

@cstross getting an in-person doctor visit seems to be limited to disability-related matters now. If that.

arstechnica, to random
@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar
celeduc,
@celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

@arstechnica that's a much more complicated way of saying "management fucked it up".

pluralistic, to random

Amazon is very good at everything it does, including being very bad at the things it doesn't want to do. Take signing up for Prime: nothing could be simpler. The company has built a greased slide from Prime-curiosity to Prime-confirmed that is the envy of every UX designer.

--

If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/06/one-click-to-quit-the-union/#foxglove

1/

celeduc,
@celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

@pluralistic Amazon Web Services has an eerily similar design

cstross, to random
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

This is a very possible outcome that the TESCREAL true believers are outraged by but can't refute. (We might get true AI … or we might be chasing an illusion caused by our false intuitions about how minds work.)
https://mastodon.social/@Lazarou/112389710943586505

celeduc,
@celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

@cstross I'm calling it: TESCREAL will be officially adopted by a group of true believers/trolls as the name of their creed, who will revere Dr. @timnitGebru as their unwilling prophet.

celeduc,
@celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

@cstross @timnitGebru I don't find that timeline implausible. I mean, LDS, Christian Science, Scientology, and even the Rosicrucians are still banging about, and they're all relatively sedate (at least in body count) at their most batshit. Imagining the craziness that rapturous Nazi tech monks would spew doesn't take a lot of imagining, given Balaji Srinivasan and Garry Tan's already public comments. Just imagine the muskiness when their lot gets really loaded on Adderall and ketamine.

DrALJONES, (edited ) to Israel
@DrALJONES@mastodon.social avatar

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • celeduc, (edited )
    @celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

    @DrALJONES "Occupied Territories" is such a weasel phrase. It so conveniently avoids describing exactly which Territories, who Occupies them, under what conditions, and in the interest of whom.

    pluralistic, to random

    Goldface

    celeduc,
    @celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

    @pluralistic we're all waiting for Goldmember

    Some_Emo_Chick, to random
    @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social avatar

    The off-road bed

    video/mp4

    celeduc,
    @celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

    @Some_Emo_Chick Professional driver, closed course

    404mediaco, to random
    @404mediaco@mastodon.social avatar

    A loose group of teenage hackers who largely grew out of Roblox and Minecraft communities have been kidnapping, robbing, and bricking each other's homes in an increasingly violent internal 'world war'

    https://www.404media.co/inside-the-com-world-war-robberies-brickings-and-drama/

    celeduc,
    @celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

    @404mediaco <sniff> they grow up so fast!

    celeduc, to random
    @celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

    I just finished "The Bezzle" by @pluralistic and it was gripping.

    gutenberg_org, to science
    @gutenberg_org@mastodon.social avatar

    American Engineer, Statistician and Inventor Herman Hollerith was born in 1860.

    He developed an electromechanical tabulating machine for punched cards to assist in summarizing information and, later, in accounting. His invention of the punched card tabulating machine, patented in 1884, marks the beginning of the era of mechanized binary code and semiautomatic data processing systems, and his concept dominated that landscape for nearly a century. via @wikipedia

    Image of punched card of Herman Hollerith

    celeduc,
    @celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

    @gutenberg_org @wikipedia and most importantly he rocked an epic 'stache

    dangillmor, to random
    @dangillmor@mastodon.social avatar

    The man in the picture is Ralph de la Torre, a "private equity" baron who, in a society where justice was meaningful, would be in prison.

    https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/28/5000-bats/

    Read this correctly furious post from @pluralistic to understand why.

    celeduc,
    @celeduc@mastodon.social avatar

    @dangillmor @pluralistic we're going to need a bigger guillotine

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • provamag3
  • Durango
  • mdbf
  • osvaldo12
  • magazineikmin
  • tacticalgear
  • rosin
  • thenastyranch
  • Youngstown
  • InstantRegret
  • slotface
  • everett
  • kavyap
  • DreamBathrooms
  • JUstTest
  • khanakhh
  • ethstaker
  • cubers
  • tester
  • modclub
  • ngwrru68w68
  • GTA5RPClips
  • cisconetworking
  • megavids
  • anitta
  • normalnudes
  • Leos
  • lostlight
  • All magazines