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cestfleuve

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woman on a mission.

very funny.

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cestfleuve, to wellington
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Anyone in looking for a cleaner?

  • $65 for 2 hours and $95 for 3
  • I clean with the products in your house
  • I have a list of everything I use, if you're unsure
  • Can arrange pricing for bringing my own supplies
  • ADHD-friendly
  • Vaccinated
  • Non-judgemental

I'm looking to add 2 regular cleans to my roster, be that 1 weekly clean or 2 fortnightly cleans. I'm also open to monthly cleans, and for the next four months I have extra availability for one-off cleans.

cestfleuve, to NewZealand
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As a response to yesterday's poll, here's one asking if churches should pay taxes:

https://strawpoll.com/eJnvvbXA9nv

cestfleuve, to random
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love being multilingual so I can pretend not to speak English when men try to talk to me

cestfleuve, to random
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I've fully stopped caring about looking like a "good cyclist". I'm going to undertake you then use the pedestrian crossing. I speed in the city because it's the only way to stop dipshits from trying to kill me.

cestfleuve, to random
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I used to be all "I don't change the pronouns when I sing love songs" but these days I wouldn't be caught dead singing a love song about a man

cestfleuve, to random
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did you know that when a baby is born, it can initially only see about 20cm in front of its face?

this can last into adulthood, and can be observed in people who step directly in front of you in the cycleway

cestfleuve, to random
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old men keep your stink eye to yourself challenge

cestfleuve, to random
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how incredibly presumptuous for people who argue against increased housing density and multimodal transport to constantly be using phrases like "most people" or "most of us" when they're talking about themselves

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Happy new year to everyone back in NZ!

@cestfleuve I hope all is good there.

cestfleuve,
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@passenger happy new year!

things are great here. heralded in the new year on a high note

cestfleuve, to random
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Like having the opportunity to work on my friend's bike. It's in bad shape and due to not going very fast the stakes are very low in terms of getting things wrong, or riding the bike in a less-than-ideal state. Unlike mine where I'm paranoid about everything because I'm constantly riding at 30+km/h.

cestfleuve,
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There's a crummy old bike up the path to my house. I think I might drag it up and see if I can get it in working order. Well worth it for the practise.

I didn't expect to become a bike girlie in quite the way I have, fixing them up and such. But I was a computer person for so long, I think it's in my nature to want to understand and be able to maintain the tools that I use.

It's actually bringing me a lot of joy. It's the kind of thing where you do the work, and the results are very tangible.

cestfleuve, to random
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straight guys wish they could be as openly horny about women without it being creepy as we can

cestfleuve, to random
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maybe the reason I like the curves and undulations of Wellington's hills is the same reason I like women. hmm

cestfleuve, to random
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politicians and the wealthy don't want shorter work weeks because then you might have the time and energy to hold them accountable.

cestfleuve, to random
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I know disposable grocery bags are bad, but the reusable ones are a nightmare. Our house is full of them all the time and every time I try get rid of them more appear. They're cluttering up every surface and it makes me disoriented.

cestfleuve,
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@strypey it's not me—I have half a dozen nice ones I like. It's my flatmates... groceries unloaded, bags left out.

They're lying around in every communal space.

cestfleuve,
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@CarolynStirling @strypey I just want them to stop fking buying more.

cestfleuve, to random
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sort of realising that my brain shuts down when people hand me things

cestfleuve, to random
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I know I'll have made it when I have a shower big enough to whip my hair back and forth

cestfleuve, to random
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fml this yeti mic works perfectly with Ableton with no messy latency shit, meanwhile I've been using a pain in the ass TASCAM and a crap mic this whole time

cestfleuve, to random
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have a set of songs I meant to record but mixing gets in the way. I think I'm just gonna do whole-room recordings of me playing them acoustically and call it a day

cestfleuve, to random
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I have some songs I've wanted to turn into an album, but they've been sitting around so long I think I've become a different person to the one who wrote them.

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Woman who has her own weird intergenerational trauma wonders if everyone else thinks season 2 of "Russian Doll" is the most amazing TV they've ever watched or if its just her.

cestfleuve,
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@recursive I'm only a few eps into season 1 but Natasha Lyonne is goals

cestfleuve, to random
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where do you buy your domestic flights, NZ? I only care about price and my carry-on

cestfleuve, to random
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