gremlins

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

shark farmer 2024

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

OH: "well at least i can use the libido effect! no wait. albino effect! (long pause) PLACEBO effect!!"

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

she making sure i okay now that she can get to me (grippy dog shoes)

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

help my partner keeps mixing up flannel and plaid, and while i understand why how am i supposed to describe flannel texture except for "plaid pants when they're new but only the flannel ones not the regular cotton ones"

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

i am anti-spiders georg but always wondered who spiders georg was. unfortunately i have discovered that it's my partner

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

"yeah, you gotta watch out where you put those hyphens. you don't wanna break them because then you're not a virgin"

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

you can't spell "uncircumcised" without "cum"

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

slagroom en kaneel ijs met appel en peer knapperig

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

i am very normal to text with

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

the m in mpreg stands for Monster

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

Crimes Agender has logged on

lea, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

PSA: Do not switch to the new Steam family sharing system unless you're actually only using it to share games with people in the same household.

The new system looks better than the old system on paper, but it has restrictions preventing you from sharing with people in other countries, it locks you into a single family and switching families or replacing family members has a 1 year cooldown.

Most importantly, once you activate the new system you will be locked out of the old system. Meaning I can't share games with any of my friends or my girlfriend anymore. (My bad, right now if you delete the family you actually do revert to the old sharing system. I don't know how much longer we'll have access to that, though. And I believe there is a 1 year cooldown if you actually want to join a family later)

I get that the system isn't intended to be used like this but... come on. It's been a thing for years. Just let us have our fun.

Axiom, 2 months ago to random

One of my coworkers keeps telling me I should start moving my things over to the new house even though I don't have the keys yet

And I'm like ... The garage is unlocked ... Who's going to notice a few boxes?

But also I'm terrified of someone noticing and/or questioning me

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

partner (tall): do you want to look at the cabinet cleaning and make sure i didn't miss a spot?
me: yes... but can you lift me to see it, i am too short
partner: oh, right, yes

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

I've been extra for breakfast again 😌 i forgot to cinnamon dust it before putting the spun sugar on top so imagine that's there too lol

gremlins, 2 months ago to ebikes

searching for e-bike recommendations for my disabled ass, that won't break the bank and have an amount of cargo capacity even if it's like a few bags of groceries (more is better, i'm a disaster)? I need to nearly-never pedal and especially not up any hills or anything

please RB 🥺 #ebikes #boost #accessibility

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

we went to get gelato yesterday and aqua demanded a waffle cone they didn't like the sprinkle coated dip of and demanded to have on the cone salt, and granola bars

seachanger, 2 months ago to animals

Ok let’s do this, reply with your #dogsOfMastodon