horrowfide

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

what happens if a mogwai or a gremlin pisses on itself...?

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

Farted so hard my dick flew off and quantum leaped back to 1989, ziggy couldn't figure out what was going on. Scott Bakula had a panic attack and Dean Stockwell shit his pants.

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

proud to live in a city that's home to the most brutalist five guys on earth.

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stavvers, 10 months ago to random

this has been doing the rounds on tumblr and you have GOT to see it

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

if only there was some way to make Thatcher even MORE dead.... :blobthinkingcool:

horrowfide, 10 months ago to science

what's the most arses you can possibly imagine? i think it's impossible for even the greatest human mind to imagine more than 1,344 arses. #science

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

batman is the most bourgeoisie super hero ever. he's just a rich guy in a fancy costume, who has no batesque qualities whatsoever. and his politics are a bit iffy...
suck ass hero.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

in 2005 sinéad o' connor released an album of rootsy reggae covers called 'throw down your arms' , which i initially bought because i was curious, like "why is sinéad doing a reggae album? that'll be a laugh..!!"
But it's absolutely fucking brilliant, and 18 years later i still listen to it all the time. i had it on just two weeks ago... 🙁
Rest In Power Sinéad, you were amazing...

https://youtu.be/Qq9Ydinu3HU

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

yer da's got a bluesky account and his avi is an anime girl with big tits. and he drinks fosters lager and watches top gear repeats on dave. #YerDa

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

a few weeks ago i farted so hard my dick flew off, and destroyed a submarine in the north atlantic ocean like a malicious cock torpedo.
sorry about that. 🤷‍♂️

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

the anti-strike people, speculating and posting shit like "but what would happen if the mistreated and underpaid people in EVERY sector went on strike..!?" are so very close to getting the point...

chjara, 10 months ago to random

the best thing about thatcher is that she's dead

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

yer da's got a bluesky account.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

suella braverman looks like something they found in the bins round the back of jim henson's creature shop.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

this is legit my favourite contemporary work of art of all time. i love that a child drew it, and it captures everything that's wonderful about a happy dog so simply. genius.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

there's no such thing as 'a british accent', it's almost a completely different language if you go more than fifty miles in any direction.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

farted, dick flew off etc.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

69% of voters think miss piggy would peg kermit.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew off and got its own show on disney+

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

i think i'm running out of farting my dick off ideas, but it was fun while it lasted.