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jewwhohasitall

@jewwhohasitall@babka.social

Satirizing US ✝️-normativity from a ✡️ POV. she/they. Follow/boost ≠ endorse.

https://babka.social/@jewwhoknowsitall has explanations.

See also fan accounts:
https://babka.social/@jewterpretor
https://religion.masto.host/@PaganWhoHasItAll

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Wishing my #geeky friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Yom Towel! #chag #holiday #greeting

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Wishing my Geek friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Yom Star Wars (“May” the Fourth)!

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Wishing my Pagan/Wiccan friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Beltane! Blessed be! #chag #holiday #greeting

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Wishing EVERYONE a Mimouna sameach!

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Wishing my Satanic Temple friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Hexennacht!

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Wishing my Zoroastrian friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Maidyozarem Gahambar!

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Our #Easter stuff isn't selling at all— we put it out two weeks ago and it's just not selling. Next year our store might not stock it at all.

I guess Christians are not interested in buying Easter stuff?

#diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

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Wishing EVERYONE a Pesach sameach! Chag kasher v'sameach!

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Wishing my Geek friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Yom First Contact!

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Wishing EVERYONE a Yom Trans Visibility sameach! Yom ToV tov!

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Wishing my Bah�'� friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Feast of Bah�!

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Wishing EVERYONE a Rosh Chodesh Adar B sameach!

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Wishing EVERYONE a Chodesh Women�s History sameach!

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“How can celebrate both Yom Saint Ha’Kodesh, and also Ash Fourthday, since they fall on the same date this year?”

I have it all worked out. I know a lot of Christians (I even have six (6) Christian friends) so I’m happy to solve this one for you. My Christian friends say I know more about Christianity than most Christians!

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/how-do-you-observe-both-of-these-days-on-the-same-day-223bf9f6c4a7


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jewwhohasitall, to ukteachers
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Tomorrow some of your Christian students may be observing the Christian holiday of Yom Saint Valentine Ha’Kadosh, more commonly known as Christian Tu B’Av. It is one of their important religious ‘Feast Days’ that even the least frum observe.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/obviously-saint-valentine-hakadosh-and-cupid-are-religious-figures-and-should-not-be-incorporated-ed9d08adec55






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Wishing a Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! 🎄

(This is how late after the start of someone else’s holiday your tradition dictates you must be with nice greetings for another religion/culture, right? Or is it based on when their holiday ended?)

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Quick reminders to our community:

Tomorrow, Secondday morning, is our All Hands On Deck meeting, bright & early at 6am.

Following, at 7am sharp, the busses depart for our lower grades’ field trip to the amusement park! Exciting!

Later, at 8am, is the MANDATORY Senior Parent Info Session while our rising seniors start taking their SAT exam.

Please remind your students to get a good night’s sleep! It’ll be a busy and vitally important morning. No excuses!

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Wishing my Satanic Temple friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Sol Invictus!

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Wishing my Hindu friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Geeta Jayanti!

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As you may know if you have any students in your class who identify as Christian, they may ask to be excused from school to observe the of “Christmas,” more popularly referred to as Yom Christmas.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/it-is-a-common-misconception-to-think-of-yom-christmas-as-a-christian-chanukkah-96feccafbeba






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jewwhohasitall, to random
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I just learned this recently from my Christian friend Christina and as a good I want to pass it on!

It turns out that is NOT the Christian Chanukkah, and Christmas does NOT have the theme of military rebellion against an oppressive foreign power.

So I guess all of the “Lights & Rebellion” posters we put up for our are somehow not of Christians!

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I was out shopping with my Christian friend Christina and, not gonna lie, it was kind of a downer.

At they had the cutest little boxes of cookies that were also a music box and Christina couldn’t stop sighing that she couldn’t buy one because the music was somehow no good.

(Um. ? about and and how delicious is?)

jewwhohasitall,
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I told her that this is just normal music with nothing about it, and she got huffy about it and told me that I just don’t get it.

What was I supposed to do differently‽



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jewwhohasitall,
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@SusanLippe

What do you mean? Decorated eggs are for all their holidays. Surely they use all the same symbols for every single holiday.

jewwhohasitall, to random
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I want to take a minute to clarify the situation with my six (6) :

  1. Yes, I did once have as many as seven (7) Christian friends at one point (because I’mso open-minded and tolerant).

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