serge, to random
@serge@babka.social avatar

I went into my local convenience store and they have treyf food!

I'm all for inclusion, but the name of this store makes it clear what kind of food they sell. It's like if you had a vegan restaurant, you wouldn't sell beef!

https://www.circlek.com/

jewwhohasitall, to random
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Our #Easter stuff isn't selling at all— we put it out two weeks ago and it's just not selling. Next year our store might not stock it at all.

I guess Christians are not interested in buying Easter stuff?

#diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

“How can #Christians celebrate both Yom Saint #Valentine Ha’Kodesh, and also Ash Fourthday, since they fall on the same #Christian date this year?”

I have it all worked out. I know a lot of Christians (I even have six (6) Christian friends) so I’m happy to solve this one for you. My Christian friends say I know more about Christianity than most Christians!

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/how-do-you-observe-both-of-these-days-on-the-same-day-223bf9f6c4a7

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

jewwhohasitall, to ukteachers
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

,

Tomorrow some of your Christian students may be observing the Christian holiday of Yom Saint Valentine Ha’Kadosh, more commonly known as Christian Tu B’Av. It is one of their important religious ‘Feast Days’ that even the least frum observe.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/obviously-saint-valentine-hakadosh-and-cupid-are-religious-figures-and-should-not-be-incorporated-ed9d08adec55






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jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

Quick reminders to our community:

Tomorrow, Secondday morning, is our All Hands On Deck meeting, bright & early at 6am.

Following, at 7am sharp, the busses depart for our lower grades’ field trip to the amusement park! Exciting!

Later, at 8am, is the MANDATORY Senior Parent Info Session while our rising seniors start taking their SAT exam.

Please remind your students to get a good night’s sleep! It’ll be a busy and vitally important morning. No excuses!

jewwhohasitall, to random
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#DearTeachers,

As you may know if you have any students in your class who identify as Christian, they may ask to be excused from school to observe the #Christian #holiday of “Christmas,” more popularly referred to as Yom Christmas.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/it-is-a-common-misconception-to-think-of-yom-christmas-as-a-christian-chanukkah-96feccafbeba

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive
#PublicSchool #School
#EduTooters
#TheHolidays #Holidays #HolidaySeason #HoHoHo
#WinterHolidays
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

I just learned this recently from my Christian friend Christina and as a good #ally I want to pass it on!

It turns out that #Christmas is NOT the Christian Chanukkah, and Christmas does NOT have the theme of military rebellion against an oppressive foreign power.

So I guess all of the “Lights & Rebellion” posters we put up for our #school #holiday #party are somehow not #inclusive of Christians!

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

littlemiao,
@littlemiao@babka.social avatar

@dave0 @jewwhohasitall Given that their Tree is supposed to grow chocolate eggs that hatch into very cute bunnies, I don’t think we can expect their holiday to make sense.

jewwhohasitall, to MagicTheGathering
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

I was out shopping with my Christian friend Christina and, not gonna lie, it was kind of a downer.

At #Aldi they had the cutest little boxes of cookies that were also a music box and Christina couldn’t stop sighing that she couldn’t buy one because the music was somehow no good.

(Um. #Standard #winter #music? #Normal #songs about #candles and #dreidels and how delicious #fried #food is?)

jewwhohasitall,
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

I told her that this is just normal #seasonal music with nothing #religious about it, and she got huffy about it and told me that I just don’t get it.

What was I supposed to do differently‽

#TotallySecular #inclusivity #inclusive
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #TheHolidays
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

Dear Christina,

As we said, we included a in our display to honor our Christian employees. Plenty of Christians light a Christmas Candelabra so I’m not sure why you’re suggesting this is not a .

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/re-did-you-even-ask-one-2f38f23d4eb9


jewwhohasitall, to ukteachers
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jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar
jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

Wishing EVERYONE a Tzedakah Thirdday sameach! Please share a link to your favorite organization for tzedakah!

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

Wishing EVERYONE a Small Business Firstday sameach!

Mo'adim L'simcha

jewwhohasitall, to ukteachers
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jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

I got yesterday’s because I have seven (7) Christian friends. I don’t know how normal people were otherwise expected to get this.

Also, I’m side-eyeing a gifting minhag that includes people.

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

Ok, EVERYONE, share a pic of your or your dream sukkah.


noharmpun, to random
@noharmpun@babka.social avatar

Anyone got any ideas on what ties this last group together? I'm stumped!

We got:
Putting things on shelves to sell
A golem made of snow
A kosher Nordic caribou
And finally a poisonous plant

These things have absolutely nothing in common!!!!!!!

Help !

Spoiler alert for WashPo Connections 10/4

PaganWhoHasItAll, to random

As we all know, humans have celebrated the equinoxes since at least the time they began building megalithic sites. While we can't know what meaning this time of the year meant to our gatherer-hunter ancestors, they must have been aware both of the waning of the light and of the last bounty of nature in the north at this time of year. Perhaps it was time to travel southward. We have always been a migratory species!

PaganWhoHasItAll,

Before this compromise was brokered (by Dr Aiden A. Kelly, one of our brethren in !) the Equinox was variously known as Harvest Home, 'Bactoskul' (a name of unknown origin, possibly referring to ritual cultivation of yeast or other fermentation within repurposed human or animal skulls) or a number of other names, most of which could also be applied to Lammas/Lughnasadh. This caused a lot of confusion and annoyance, and double booking of stone circles.

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

Since the calendar was released, people already complained that we scheduled the dance recital for Tevet 13, simply because it's "25 December" on their Pope Gregory Calendar.

Know that we care but simply cannot accommodate EVERYONE's .

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

I gave my Christian friend Christina my as a and she complained that "Lent" (more commonly known as the Second Christian Omer) is a fast and should be denoted as such.

https://ko-fi.com/jewwhohasitall/shop

I told her that simply eating pareve isn’t a fast.

Besides, if we included that as a fast then the would want us to include Meatless "Mondays" on the calendar and it’s a slippery slope from there!

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

Since the was released, some people already complained that we scheduled the youth orchestra concert for Tevet 13, simply because it is "25 December" on their Pope Gregory Calendar.

Know that we care but simply cannot accommodate EVERYONE's .

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

Wishing EVERYONE a good Yom Star Trek!

DoctorOctothorp,
@DoctorOctothorp@mstdn.social avatar

@jewwhohasitall The priestly blessing is a widely recognized secular gesture after all.

jewwhohasitall, to random
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

Is anyone else getting a little stressed out by all of the social media ads for ? I know that you need time for shipping if you're going to buy one online but for real, I'm super stressed out seeing it everywhere when it's not even yet.

And if I needed a new I would just go to Bayit Depot for a regular one, I don't need the newest clickbait sukkah with the fancy new EZ-BILD technology.


jewwhohasitall,
@jewwhohasitall@babka.social avatar

@Bam @serge Weird, since it's the totally mainstream advertising world here in !

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