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jpm

@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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jpm, to random
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Toilet thoughts: what happens if you put Disallow: /robots.txt in your /robots.txt ?

oysta, to random
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Sun peaking o'er the Amanita

jpm,
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@oysta lovely shot

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Is the aurora putting on another show tonight or nah?

jpm,
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Asking here because https://www.sws.bom.gov.au/Aurora is getting flattened

jpm,
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@voided thanks for that, Kp 1.6 so absolutely nothing happening now

0x47df, to random
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wifiposting will continue until MCS index improves

jpm,
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@0x47df Aruba ClientMatch got yo back fam

Kels_316, to random
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Trapped at a table with a bunch of poms and South Africans talking about food. I want to die.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 snake venom is 100% organic!

Unixbigot, to random
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I wonder how high school chemistry teachers in general feel about Breaking Bad? There is no such thing as bad engagement boosters?

jpm,
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@Unixbigot “now kids this is how you cook meth properly. I will be hiding one critical step, so don’t try this at home”

mathi_gwithyas, to random

jpm,
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@mathi_gwithyas it sure is

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Oh no, gastro

jpm,
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That’s fine, I’ll watch the aurora through everyone else’s photos grumble grumble

oysta, to random
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LONG LIVE THE NEWCASTLE KNIGHTS

jpm,
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@oysta did the last ones die or something?

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bnunnings.com.au

jpm, to random
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This cable looks like it should be illegal https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006836836542.html

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The seven-year old can’t put her clothes in the dirty washing basket. The babby is quite happy to dive under her cot and retrieve the five (5) dummies that had ended up under there somehow.

Same again, but a wider angle shot.

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@MattHatton pretty sure that’s the normal amount of dummies under the cot. I know I washed at least that many last night.

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Once again I’m at Filthy Mick’s for a kids birthday party

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I’ve been shopping at one of those fully automated Woolworths for years. It’s so convenient, you swipe your loyalty card and the robots load your groceries into your car. Their AI works out what you need from your purchase history. Except it doesn’t know my kids have moved out; I don’t know what to do with all this Nutella. Send recipes.

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@Unixbigot dirty banana: dip banana into Nutella, dip Nutella banana into milo. Be sick from instant diabetes.

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You’re damn right I’m pre-cleaning the gravy boat using a piece of bread before putting it in the dishwasher. Omnomnomnom.

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Wait… how the fuck does that even work?

jpm,
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@screw_dog what, 1.1cm = 10mm? Close enough for government work I guess

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Just a normal Tuesday in the USA, it might even make the news. Thoughts and prayers. https://eigenmagic.net/@whatifbot/112414367555030084

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If you know who coded Premier Inn's website, please put me in touch. I just want to talk.

jpm,
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@ThermiteBeGiants just gonna leave this link here, for no particular reason: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002658276966.html

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A few days ago I made the awful verbal flub of calling smoked cheese "smorked cheese" and now that phrase and naming lives with me forever.

jpm, (edited )
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@backupbear

jpm,
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@backupbear it’s very popular in Asia: https://engrish.com/?s=No+smorking

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Get you a gravy volcano

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