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Alsatian at heart. Not as cool as David Bowie.
Currently: iOS Lead at Drawboard
Previously: VMkernel @ VMware, iOS @ , Bit Wrangler @ Itty Bitty Apps

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In Xcode 15.4, SPM now auto-generates Swift symbols for catalog assets.
That's great! Except they're declared internal, therefore they're useless in a package whose sole purpose is defining a Design System 😕

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@ryanbooker Don't you have a GeneratedAssetSymbols.swift file generated in DerivedSources/ ?

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Note to my future self: don’t put yourself in a situation where you have to be at Woolies at 1pm on ANZAC Day.

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90% (99%?) of the problems you have writing apps are nothing to do with the UI framework you use.

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@bazscott Maintaining apps, however, is where it matters.

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Feature Request: Please use the same @#$%ing date format throughout your JSON. xxx

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@ryanbooker some backend developers just want to see the world burn

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Would you like a nearly 4 hours long explainer about SM64’s invisible walls? Oh boy have I got you: https://youtu.be/YsXCVsDFiXA?si=9uHDR1S1RHg_YzDQ

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Just had a minor brain fart and: Is New Zealand called that because it’s a New Sea Land?

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@harshil Australia is named after “Terre Australe” from the French

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It's shocking how much more usable Chrome is, now that they finally fixed erratic ERR_NETWORK_CHANGED errors.
I can't believe this took them 5 months to finally get around to fix.

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I am sorry to be a downer, but I give @delta a week at most before it is hit by a Cease & Desist letter from Nintendo.
There’s no way in hell they’ll let emulators for their consoles exist in the App Store. And unless the developers (or the EU?) are ready to fight them in court, at huge costs, this will be a short-lived “freedom”.

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@monocularvision @delta Great point 🤔

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After ~2 years, I have finally finished re-listening to every Hardcore History ever produced.
A word of warning: hearing about atrocities, crimes against humanity, and overall human suffering while rocking a baby to sleep is not for the faint-hearted.

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In Bluey’s “The Sign”, they perfectly captured the douchiness of Aussie realtors 👌

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I’m getting numerous “well done!” from strangers for performing basic care tasks with my baby.
Is the expectation really so low that changing a nappy, or helping them fall asleep, be considered exceptional parenting from a dad? 🤨

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"How to correctly load a dishwasher" should be a mandatory class in the standard school curriculum.

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I should get bees

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@tonyarnold @huwr

Honey Bee Someone GIF

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So I was helping someone set up a new hand-me-down iPhone. This iPhone has been erased, but previously used our home WiFi. It is at the “hello” screen with the language prompt state.

And yet.

It shows album art on the “hello” screen for the current music being played on the nearest Homepod in the room. I used another device to change the track and it updated with new art.

What is this witchcraft — and why?!

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@marcpalmer Maybe this?

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You have a new message in your myGov Inbox.

layoutSubviews,
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@huwr Hey man, Content Warning please. This is triggering.

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My surgeon has said they'd like to send me home from the hospital tomorrow (after 24 days), and I know I'm going to be even more exhausted once I'm home, but I am looking forward to it so very much.

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@tonyarnold do they even give you a lollipop after all this

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Genuine pedantic question: why is Daylight Saving Time ending when entering Winter, when Winter is the season with sparse daylight, and therefore when daylight actually needs “saving”?

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@zachsimone Makes sense, but daylight doesn’t really need to be “saved” in Summer in the first place, this is literally the time of the year when it’s plentiful 🤪

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Sure, the xz incident is very technical, but I don’t understand why this isn’t making headlines everywhere internationally — we were months away from someone having remote access to pretty much every UNIX-based computer on the planet.
Bonkers stuff that you usually only hear about in James Bond plot lines.

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@leftsidestory @eurozerozero most of these people’s data resides on a Linux or Unix computer.

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Forget the Southern Cross, they should put the Bunnings straw hat on the flag. What a national icon.

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Current vibe

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Some puns should put you in jail.

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