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jaykuo, 4 months ago to random

This week’s Just for Xeets and Giggles is out! Have a great holiday weekend! https://open.substack.com/pub/statuskuo/p/just-for-xeets-and-giggles-122323?r=1zr8b&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

MindyKB, 5 months ago to random

Idiocracy stopped being a comedy in 2016

pastTenseDraw, 5 months ago to random

People with threads, should I join? I'm a little hesitant but I want to expand my nerdfighter circles but I already have the bird app that I haven't fully jumped ship from and I'm here and I just dont like the idea of adding more social media to my life

aeva, 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) to random

#poll do you have lucid dreams

georgetakei, 5 months ago to random

Why can't these haters just let people be? https://www.comicsands.com/anti-trans-washington-volleyball-scholarship-2666691133.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

LadyDragonfly, 5 months ago to random

What's your favorite opening line of any book? I'll go first.

"This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it."

pastTenseDraw, 5 months ago to random

Really REALLY bad nightmares tonight. Someone send a hug please

montecook, 5 months ago to random

When I was at TSR during its last dark days, we knew our only hope for keeping our jobs was if someone bought us out. There were a fair number of guesses of who that might be, and of course it turned out to be WotC. But there was one company name put forth as a possibly that everyone spoke in whispered tones because we all--every last one of us--knew that it would be a nightmare.

That name?

Hasbro.

jaco, 5 months ago to random

If someone who does massage is called a masseuse, why don't we call someone who does sabotage a saboteuse?

rowanwolfram, 5 months ago to random

Well. That was officially the strangest phone call I've ever taken for the library.

poppamunz, 5 months ago to random

@semantic_distorter According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

poppamunz, 5 months ago to random

@semantic_distorter AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

poppamunz, 5 months ago to random

@semantic_distorter My hovercraft is full of eels

poppamunz, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) to random

tfw you've been in certain online spaces long enough to realize that the Beatles song "Revolution" could easily have been written today

elisa, 6 months ago to random

So Neopets is going through some cool changes rn and deflating a bunch of highly desired items. One item is the Electric Moehog Morphing Potion. This one is less desirable so it’s fairly cheap. Someone is adopting, then morphing, then pounding pets, so there are now many many many electric moehogs available for adoption. And for your reference. This is what they look like.

poppamunz, 6 months ago to random

@semantic_distorter But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.

RandomFacts, 6 months ago to random

Flu shots only work about 70% of the time.

🌐 #RandomFact #RandomFacts #Fact #Facts

pastTenseDraw, 6 months ago to random

Wanted to make rolls for an office party tomorrow. First batch at 8:45 comes out burnt to a crisp. Guess I'm staying up way friggin late tonight redoing them 😭

MindyKB, 6 months ago to random

Why do they pronounce Thames as “Tems”? I mean, I know the short answer is “British pronunciation is weird,” but still.

poppamunz, 6 months ago to random

@semantic_distorter Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

poppamunz, 6 months ago to random

@semantic_distorter Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

poppamunz, 6 months ago to random

@semantic_distorter You call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

hannamayparticipate, 6 months ago to random

I just need to be hugged every 30 minutes for a while.