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spytfyre

@spytfyre@mastodon.scot

Profile pic of cartoon me, white, bald, with a full gingerish beard.
Header pic of galaxies scanned so far 0.1% and one galaxy per dot. Fan shape. Rainbow colours. Better if 3D

I delete posts shortly after writing them, if you like it then I know you read it. It doesn't warrant existence on a web server for life. This is not my diary.

Talking absolute shite as a comedy coping mechanism. Leakage connoisseur.
Possibly manic depressive.

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jake4480, to random
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I write notes to myself on my calendar for things on future days. Many times, they turn out to be really useful, and I totally would've forgotten to do whatever it was I wrote down. But other times, I have to try and figure out what the hell past me was talking about

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 @wendigo the annoying thing is past me can leave sarcastic comments knowing I can't respond, the prick.

jake4480, to Israel
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New Johnny Cash album coming out next month, it's based on these unreleased demos he did in 1993. Apparently they kept his vocal and guitar and some guys that used to play with him filled in the rest. It sounds GOOD, man.

Single "Well Alright" from 'Songwriter' that comes out June 28: https://youtu.be/zumW9D47Ync

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 ain't no grave can keep that guy down

NudelnAlDente, to random
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I have caught my first nasty Spanish cold. Very similar to UK or Irish colds. 🤧 Would not purchase again.

spytfyre,
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@NudelnAlDente at least it takes a siesta break every afternoon so you can feel bright and shiny for a few hours while it snoozes off the liquid lunch it just had, and possible sex with the Irish and UK colds that now need a lie down too

pvonhellermannn, to Futurology
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Brixham, a Devon harbour town, has been struck by an illness caused by a microscopic parasite - cryptosporidium - in the water!

About 16,000 households and businesses in the Brixham area have been told by South West Water (SWW) not to use their tap water for drinking without boiling and cooling it first.

Not an expert but it does strike me as symptomatic of the state of our water companies and water system.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/17/devon-businesses-fear-losses-as-tourists-put-off-by-outbreak-of-parasitic-disease?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

spytfyre,
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@pvonhellermannn
The State of "English" water companies, Scotland water is still publicly owned.
I'm not saying it's prefect but there has been no shareholder dividend meaning maintenance and safety have been forsaken to boost profit.

spytfyre,
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@pvonhellermannn very kind of you to offer and not immediately jump into defensive or attack mode, I salute your approach and will add you to follow as a result!
I wasn't expecting an edit, and your followers probably wouldn't notice after the original party anyway, do as you feel, unnecessary really as my correction is there (and I haven't even read the article mainly because I'm pretty certain they won't mention Scotland one iota and I'm lazy, and it's Sunday morning, I need coffee not anger)

jake4480, (edited ) to random
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$2 seems like a REALLY good deal for a seven foot tall alien-eye creature that obeys your commands

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 as long as the command is
Be really shit

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 you need more than one to be a friend group

jake4480, to Horror
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New teaser trailer for upcoming Cronenberg flick THE SHROUDS: https://youtu.be/b5tu1l0BGpQ

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 thought that was multiple tardiseseses...es

JackTheCat, to random
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David Cameron: Suspending arms sales to Israel not a 'wise path' | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24314350.david-cameron-suspending-arms-sales-israel-not-wise-path/

spytfyre,
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@Theriac @JackTheCat don't forget casually whistling and saying "Oh well" on open Mic as he walked away from announcing resignation

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @Theriac "slithered", when it's greasy bacon fat features we're talking about
Under a rock
He slithered back out from under to sell weapons.

Also forgot, didn't he make Alex de Pfeffel a cabinet minister? Think that might have been the overlooked biggest mistake

jake4480, to Godzilla
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Godzilla X Kong sequel coming https://www.fangoria.com/original/godzilla-x-kong-sequel-officially-happening-with-shang-chi-writer

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 Godzilla √ Kong?

jake4480, to 80s
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As I work today I'm listening to the soundtrack from the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film that was composed by Basil Poledouris. Things are feeling fairly barbaric at the moment here in the Arizona desert

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL-ujMw7lx3b9OI-dN0Rhxpk7L_4yKaQi&si=F3r7F8AMSzQdkPqK

#Conan #ConanTheBarbarian #80sMovies #80s #1980s #film #films #movies #80sFilms #soundtracks #SwordAndSorcery

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 like Bill Hicks, I'm waiting for it being "Arizona bay"

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 never forget Bill
Back and to the left...

spytfyre,
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@jake4480
One word question for ya.
Dinosaurs?

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 Bill was raised by religion if I recall his father was high up in the church.
Appropriate for right now

Quit arming the world
America is like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet
Go ahead... Pick it up...

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 you'd be welcome in Scotland, we have plenty rain and fresh water 😉

jake4480, (edited ) to PCGaming
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32 years ago today on May 5 1992, one of the greatest games of all time (and forever my favorite first person shooter), Wolfenstein 3D, was released. I wrote about it for the list of 20 video games I can't stop thinking about (https://spacetimetech.wordpress.com/2024/04/06/20-video-games-i-cant-stop-thinking-about). I still play it regularly. Sometimes weekly. Killing digital Nazis is always fun and therapeutic.

You can play Wolfenstein 3D FREE in browser here: https://dosgames.com/game/wolfenstein-3d) and you can also download it free and run it on your own machine via DOSBox. Wolf 3D is also on Steam (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2270/Wolfenstein_3D) for a few bucks, and on the Microsoft store (the port of the 360 version). Now if they'd only port it to Switch! 😂

Happy birthday, B.J. Blazkowicz. 🎂

spytfyre,
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@jake4480
Rise of the Triad was my only FPS enjoyment, just for the noises they made when you repeatedly shot someone too many times

Wen, to UKpolitics
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Suella Braverman says no time to oust Sunak so he must ‘own this and fix it’

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/05/suella-braverman-no-time-oust-rishi-sunak-tories-local-elections

No question about owning some of it it yourself Braverman you miserable excuse for a a human being?

At the same time she is definite that she is not looking to replace him, of course not, let the bloodbath occur and then attempt to rally the troops under her banner. I am sure Badenoch will have the same idea - if they get elected again.

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @Wen face paint

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @Wen
My mum: "yes dear, you do look like a commando, now go in the bath for the love of Christ"

Geri, to random
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I have drunk a bottle a day half 7f Mslbec to celebrate the defeat of the Tories

This is of c8urse an excuse. Xxxxc

Xxx

spytfyre,
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@Geri @Wen personally I'm into reincarnation, dolphin next on my wish list

spytfyre,
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@Geri @Wen I'll put that down after dolphin

jake4480, to random
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Smaller/underground artists who add their stuff to Spotify but not Bandcamp or Faircamp or anywhere that doesn't just stream.

Stop doin that

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 not underground if on stupify that's what I reckon

Wen, to random
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Queen or Queen Consort? Inside the debate over Camilla’s title

http://archive.today/2024.05.03-185806/https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/camilla-queen-consort-royal-role-title-xl9gc2zjh
We have a poverty and health crisis, we are going to be stuffed on the environment (having stuffed it), by this is the ‘news' being offered to placate the plebs. And we bloody pay for this charade.

It beggars belief. If people wish to be courtiers, then fine - on your own money and in your own time - that goes for the ‘Royal’ Family.
ps. Caption: Does my Arse look big in this

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @tompearce49 @Wen concubine if the shoe fits

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @tompearce49 @Wen
No wait
Spunk bucket

spytfyre, to UKpolitics
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https://youtu.be/oKS8gvvjxuQ?si=_fG_6rbqrMQrqRBJ&t=65

"There is something very wrong with this country, isn't there?"

Rarely a truer word spoken.

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