the_etrain

the_etrain, 11 days ago to random

Just learned there's a garden tool called a scuffle hoe, and I'm like, yah I've dated a few of those.

the_etrain, 16 hours ago to random

So, my big take away from all of this is, who the fuck invites a woman to dinner and answers the door wearing silk pajamas?

the_etrain, 13 hours ago to random

Stella D'oro have started blooming! We have day lilies!

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

It'd be nice if the universe stopped conspiring against me and maybe got a fucking hobby for a minute.

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

The only thing I'm guilty of is excessive toot boosting.

QueenOfCoffee, 1 day ago to random

Guess what I'm about to be drinking?

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

Well, there go my nipples again.

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

Well, this juror finds all of you guilty....of being adorable :ablobcatheart:

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

Changing my outgoing VM greeting to "please leave me a massage after the beep."

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

I bet a vasectomy would fix me.

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

Sorry, when you invited me to try your paddle board, I thought it was a sex thing. I can't get into the water with all this leather.

the_etrain, 2 days ago to random

Anybody wanna pull off a museum heist and go get that Wu-Tang album?

the_etrain, 2 days ago to random

Hobbies include sticking it to the man and getting wacked out on edibles.

the_etrain, 2 days ago to random

I thought we peaked at spy balloons, but man, I didn't even entertain trash balloons as a possibility.

the_etrain, 2 days ago to random

20s: hijinks

40s: lojinks