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the_etrain, to random
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Feathers out in the yard. First guess is a hawk.

the_etrain, to Bloomscrolling
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Any idea what I've got here? I don't remember planting this.

Wider view of the plant itself

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain been a long time since my drunk planting days, but anything’s possible

farah,
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@the_etrain No clue, but I love it! Yellow flowers are my favorite!!

the_etrain, to random
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Autocorrect should have a setting where it stops trying to change swear words, kinda like turning off traction control on your car.

the_etrain, to random
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🎶
Yo-ho yo-ho
a shitposter's life for me!
🎶

the_etrain,
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Shitposting pirate. That's a viable career choice, right?

CWilbur,
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@the_etrain The pirate part anyway. 😬

the_etrain, to random
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Livin' la vida shitpost.

the_etrain,
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@YadyO
I'm not sure the Fediverse could handle that.

YadyO,
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@the_etrain
😂😂😂

the_etrain, to random
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Stella!

the_etrain, to random
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ASMR, but it's just the noises my stomach makes after I convince myself the jalapeños won't hurt me this time.

itty53,
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@the_etrain

Denial - "it won't be that spicy anyway"

Anger - "It's not that spicy, I can totally handle it!"

Bargaining - "Maybe if I eat it with some other neutral thing like rice or bread"

Depression - "fuck .. I'm full, that was a lot of jalapenos"

Acceptance - "tomorrow is gonna suck."

the_etrain,
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@farah
Dueling gut noises

the_etrain, to random
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Aaaaand all of my kids are on antibiotics again.

YadyO,
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@the_etrain
Augh, I know.

Waitnwallflower,
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@the_etrain bummer 👎

the_etrain, to random
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I need a haircut and I'm fixated on the idea of @HCBunny buzzing my head right now. Probably because we'd smoke weed before, during, and after.

the_etrain,
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@HCBunny
The good thing is you can't mess it up unless the attachment falls off. But then you just get a shorter haircut than you expected.

HCBunny,
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@the_etrain

That's never happened to me...on my head 👀

the_etrain, to random
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What is it about someone with a salesman's personality that makes me want to slap the crap out of them?

itty53,
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@the_etrain

I think it's that first, salesmen always try to make the broadest appeal they can, which just means lowest common denominator, and thereafter they're just treating me like .. the lowest common denominator. And it shows.

alexpsmith,

@the_etrain Insincerity + transactional motives = instant "get fucked"

the_etrain, to random
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What would Cornholio do?

YadyO,
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@the_etrain
🤔😏

dugglebutt,
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the_etrain, to random
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Can't wait to one day tell my grandkids how I was on Mastodon in November of '22. They'll probably get sick of me talking about it.

the_etrain,
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@coffeepine @mentallyalex
I've heard the same

mentallyalex,
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@coffeepine
Oooh did he really? :blobcat_aww:

@the_etrain

the_etrain, to random
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Couldn't you travel back in time and kill teenage Hitler? I think you're using time travel as an excuse to kill babies, honestly.

OhOkKay,
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the_etrain, to random
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"What do you want from me?!", I yelled. "Quack", the duck replied. But, I knew she meant bread.

the_etrain, to random
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We have a daisy

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain the raven flies at dawn

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