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the_etrain, 4 days ago to random Feathers out in the yard. First guess is a hawk.
Feathers out in the yard. First guess is a hawk.
the_etrain, 4 days ago to Bloomscrolling Any idea what I've got here? I don't remember planting this. #bloomscrolling Wider view of the plant itself
Any idea what I've got here? I don't remember planting this. #bloomscrolling
Wider view of the plant itself
glasspusher, 4 days ago @the_etrain been a long time since my drunk planting days, but anything’s possible
@the_etrain been a long time since my drunk planting days, but anything’s possible
farah, 2 days ago @the_etrain No clue, but I love it! Yellow flowers are my favorite!!
@the_etrain No clue, but I love it! Yellow flowers are my favorite!!
the_etrain, 4 days ago to random Autocorrect should have a setting where it stops trying to change swear words, kinda like turning off traction control on your car.
Autocorrect should have a setting where it stops trying to change swear words, kinda like turning off traction control on your car.
the_etrain, 4 days ago to random 🎶 Yo-ho yo-ho a shitposter's life for me! 🎶
🎶 Yo-ho yo-ho a shitposter's life for me! 🎶
the_etrain, 4 days ago Shitposting pirate. That's a viable career choice, right?
Shitposting pirate. That's a viable career choice, right?
CWilbur, 4 days ago @the_etrain The pirate part anyway. 😬
@the_etrain The pirate part anyway. 😬
the_etrain, 4 days ago to random Livin' la vida shitpost.
Livin' la vida shitpost.
the_etrain, 4 days ago @YadyO I'm not sure the Fediverse could handle that.
@YadyO I'm not sure the Fediverse could handle that.
YadyO, 4 days ago @the_etrain 😂😂😂
@the_etrain 😂😂😂
the_etrain, 4 days ago to random Stella!
Stella!
the_etrain, 5 days ago to random ASMR, but it's just the noises my stomach makes after I convince myself the jalapeños won't hurt me this time.
ASMR, but it's just the noises my stomach makes after I convince myself the jalapeños won't hurt me this time.
itty53, 4 days ago @the_etrain Denial - "it won't be that spicy anyway" Anger - "It's not that spicy, I can totally handle it!" Bargaining - "Maybe if I eat it with some other neutral thing like rice or bread" Depression - "fuck .. I'm full, that was a lot of jalapenos" Acceptance - "tomorrow is gonna suck."
@the_etrain
Denial - "it won't be that spicy anyway"
Anger - "It's not that spicy, I can totally handle it!"
Bargaining - "Maybe if I eat it with some other neutral thing like rice or bread"
Depression - "fuck .. I'm full, that was a lot of jalapenos"
Acceptance - "tomorrow is gonna suck."
the_etrain, 4 days ago @farah Dueling gut noises
@farah Dueling gut noises
the_etrain, 5 days ago to random Aaaaand all of my kids are on antibiotics again.
Aaaaand all of my kids are on antibiotics again.
YadyO, 5 days ago @the_etrain Augh, I know.
@the_etrain Augh, I know.
Waitnwallflower, 4 days ago @the_etrain bummer 👎
@the_etrain bummer 👎
the_etrain, 5 days ago to random I need a haircut and I'm fixated on the idea of @HCBunny buzzing my head right now. Probably because we'd smoke weed before, during, and after.
I need a haircut and I'm fixated on the idea of @HCBunny buzzing my head right now. Probably because we'd smoke weed before, during, and after.
the_etrain, 5 days ago @HCBunny The good thing is you can't mess it up unless the attachment falls off. But then you just get a shorter haircut than you expected.
@HCBunny The good thing is you can't mess it up unless the attachment falls off. But then you just get a shorter haircut than you expected.
HCBunny, 5 days ago @the_etrain That's never happened to me...on my head 👀
That's never happened to me...on my head 👀
the_etrain, 5 days ago to random What is it about someone with a salesman's personality that makes me want to slap the crap out of them?
What is it about someone with a salesman's personality that makes me want to slap the crap out of them?
itty53, 4 days ago @the_etrain I think it's that first, salesmen always try to make the broadest appeal they can, which just means lowest common denominator, and thereafter they're just treating me like .. the lowest common denominator. And it shows.
I think it's that first, salesmen always try to make the broadest appeal they can, which just means lowest common denominator, and thereafter they're just treating me like .. the lowest common denominator. And it shows.
alexpsmith, 4 days ago @the_etrain Insincerity + transactional motives = instant "get fucked"
@the_etrain Insincerity + transactional motives = instant "get fucked"
the_etrain, 5 days ago to random What would Cornholio do?
What would Cornholio do?
YadyO, 5 days ago @the_etrain 🤔😏
@the_etrain 🤔😏
dugglebutt, 5 days ago @the_etrain WWCD
@the_etrain WWCD
the_etrain, 5 days ago to random Can't wait to one day tell my grandkids how I was on Mastodon in November of '22. They'll probably get sick of me talking about it.
Can't wait to one day tell my grandkids how I was on Mastodon in November of '22. They'll probably get sick of me talking about it.
the_etrain, 5 days ago @coffeepine @mentallyalex I've heard the same
@coffeepine @mentallyalex I've heard the same
mentallyalex, 5 days ago @coffeepine Oooh did he really? :blobcat_aww: @the_etrain
@coffeepine Oooh did he really? :blobcat_aww:
the_etrain, 5 days ago to random Couldn't you travel back in time and kill teenage Hitler? I think you're using time travel as an excuse to kill babies, honestly.
Couldn't you travel back in time and kill teenage Hitler? I think you're using time travel as an excuse to kill babies, honestly.
OhOkKay, 5 days ago @the_etrain 🤣
@the_etrain 🤣
the_etrain, 5 days ago to random "What do you want from me?!", I yelled. "Quack", the duck replied. But, I knew she meant bread.
"What do you want from me?!", I yelled. "Quack", the duck replied. But, I knew she meant bread.
the_etrain, 5 days ago to random We have a daisy
We have a daisy
glasspusher, 5 days ago @the_etrain the raven flies at dawn
@the_etrain the raven flies at dawn