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twobiscuits

@twobiscuits@graz.social

Irish bloke living in Graz. An obsessive interest in bicycles and cycling will be apparent. Early Gen X. Sitzschaden. Begeisterter Pilates- und Physiopatient. Naturwissenschafter. Übersetzer. Radfahrlehrer. Fachtrottel in recovery. Has a fondness for software developers, but isn't one. Integrationsüberschuss. So long in Graz that all the pubs I knew at first have closed. Toots in English or German.

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thomasfuchs, to random
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Gonna enjoy a bananum for breakfast

twobiscuits,
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@thomasfuchs i only have one tomato left. an ultomatum!

dennison, to Seattle

Bit of a weird question. Does anyone know about a chicken that got loose in the Seattle Central library today?

#Seattle

twobiscuits,
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@dennison Opinions are divided on whether they should throw the book at the chicken 🐓 📔

twobiscuits, to threads German
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Can we please invent a new word for a series of toots so that I can block the word ?

twobiscuits, to random
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I find it quite amusing that Hunter Biden has been indicted for gun posession so the Republicans now have to go "Look how terrible he is, he owned a GUN", that one's really gonna fly for them 😉

jon, to random
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Albania is launching a feasibility study to build a railway line to Kosovo. 120-130km new route needed Albanian side, 70km or so Kosovo side to reach Pristina.

Given the state of each country's railways this looks a long shot to me...

https://www.railjournal.com/infrastructure/construction-of-albania-kosovo-railway-moves-a-step-closer/

twobiscuits,
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@jon otoh it'd be all new. you don't exactly have to take much account of existing systems in albania …

girlonthenet, to random
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Let’s start looking forward to it: how will YOU celebrate the utter humiliation and potential annihilation of the Tory party on 4th July?

twobiscuits,
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@girlonthenet Er, when it happens and not before!

twobiscuits, (edited ) to random
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Another mostly fabulous week in the bike training project. In primary schools in Graz. I obviously don't get to share pics of the best bits (the kids) but here are a few other fun details. First fun thing was: I got to ride The Truck to bring some bikes & stuff for a class where the kids didn't have enough bikes of their own.

twobiscuits, to random
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Surely "five dangerous creeps"

twobiscuits, to random
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Marina Hyde demonstrating how even when it's an open goal, one can put it away in style 😍 https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/dec/22/mary-earps-england-keeper-bbc-sports-personality-of-the-year

twobiscuits, to random German
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I'd have thought the Middle East was fucked up enough, but news has just reached me that Tony Blair wants to go and fix it. Sweet Christ no.

twobiscuits, to random
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Er, Tchibo. Please.

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twobiscuits,
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@BigJackBrass Which Norfolk village? Horsey Corner? Cockley Cley? Or Norty Bottom?

"Local officials in Haveringland had not yet reached a decision on what measures to take" 😉

twobiscuits, (edited ) to random
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I know the world isn't necessarily waiting for my opinion on this, but Spanish Football Functionary Dude needs to be sacked last week.

twobiscuits, to random
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Watched a bit of the Netflix thing about the Tour de France. God it's repellent. These absolute pricks of DSs and bosses blathering platitudinous crap. The fake briefings in the team bus. What a pile of shit. What a collection of pathetic little arseholes. It's all too easy to see where fuckers like come from.

twobiscuits, to random German
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I, for one, wish to welcome Poland's new Tusky overlords 😊 🐘

twobiscuits, (edited ) to random
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So today Insta hit me with some "give us some extra consent to ads / exploiting your data /whatever or start paying" bullshit. I uninstalled it from my phone. Way to tell me to move everything into the fediverse without telling me ...

twobiscuits, (edited ) to random German
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Happy 80th to 🤗

May he not be done fucking with our brains yet ...

danilovic, to random German

Mal abgesehen davon, dass sich kein Radfahrer freiwillig unter einen abbiegenden LKW legt, ist dieser Vorschlag letztlich nur die Anerkennung des Rechts des Stärkeren und klassisches Victim Blaming…

twobiscuits, (edited )
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@Miname @danilovic es wird davon ausgegangen, dass radler:innen aktiv von hinten in den seitlichen toten winkel von lkws hineinfahren. so wird nur in richtung radler:innen gemahnt, dieses "selbst gefährdende" manöver zu unterlassen.

dass dieselbe lebensgefährliche situation (möglicherweise viel öfter) dadurch entsteht, dass der LKW den oder die radler:in halb überholt und dann unvermittelt nach rechts einbiegt, wird unterschlagen.

twobiscuits, to random
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Yeah for the protesters holding up the worlds road race 😗🤗

Oil, oligarchs, arseholes (transphobic gobshites in particular), cars and helicopters out of bike racing!

twobiscuits, to random
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Dude is gonna be shocked when he finds out how Jesus got born ...

twobiscuits, to random German
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Poppy Rage Season made me try to remember how remembrance used to be | Gibt es etwas wie ein europäisches Erinnern? (in englischer Sprache) https://www.twobiscuits.at/musings/3403/

euk, to random German
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sehnsuchtsorte brandenburgs: markgrafpieske.

twobiscuits,
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@euk Jetzt musst du deine Spiegelung in einem Fenster suchen, und berichten …

mo, to random
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Gabs nicht mal bei google maps Fahrradroute? Oder bilde ich mir das ein? 🙈

twobiscuits,
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@mo meins zeigt mir kein flugzeug, auch nicht wenn ich nach paris will 🤔

haha auch nicht wenn ich von graz airport bis charles de gaulle suche 😂

vielleicht hat mich der algorithmus als ökoschlapf eingestuft.

twobiscuits,
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@mo Tut sich irgendwas, wenn du auf den Strich rechts neben dem Flugzeug tippst? Könnte das Radl da im Off versteckt sein? 🤔

twobiscuits,
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@mo irgendwer muss! aber ich sehe bei der App weit und breit keine Einstellungen 🤔

<recherchiert> aha: "bike mode is not available in all areas" bist du in der radlwüste?

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