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unprovoked

@unprovoked@petrous.vislae.town

Married cat dad, data entry worker bee, union steward. I enjoy snacks, fresh air, speculative fiction, and I spend a lot of time just staring at the sky. You can also find me at https://lincolnite.net/@unprovoked.

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"I work three jobs and I still qualify for Medicaid," Chayasura Walker told the Chronicle in an interview this week after getting off work at the Las Vegas Raiders' home stadium in Paradise, Nevada, just southwest of the Las Vegas Strip. “That should tell you something." https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/02/super-bowl-lviii-49ers-chiefs-raiders-allegiant-employees-labor-wages/

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Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate!

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I'm not doing it wrong if no one knows what I am doing.

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The level of collective – and unabashedly verbalized – incompetence in this office is beyond staggering. Sort of like, "I've been to the edge of space. Ain't nothing there but... more space." [thousand-yard stare]

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"Move to Junk and blacklist domain" = little dopamine hit where I can find it.

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Google recorded data about every website visited in Incognito Mode and sold it to advertisers alongside the other browsing data in Chrome users’ profiles. https://www.npr.org/2024/04/01/1242019127/google-incognito-mode-settlement-search-history

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"Colette's right hand writing, in pen, 'The last cat,' her left hand placed on her cat." https://www.parismuseescollections.paris.fr/fr/musee-carnavalet/oeuvres/main-droite-de-colette-ecrivant-a-la-plume-le-chat-dernier-sa-main-gauche

unprovoked, to 13thAge
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Got our session zero for 13th Age done. Seems promising – I already got to cast Karmic Rebuke for crushing psychic damage! (I stared a soldier down until he crumpled).

unprovoked, to MSP
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Merciful heavens, Trylon Cinema is playing LEGEND this weekend. I have Friday off. Road trip? https://www.trylon.org

unprovoked, to WX
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A very exciting day yesterday, with a possible encore performance today. https://www.weather.gov/source/crh/lsrmap.html?zoom=7&lat=41.38&lon=-96.65&hr=24&severe=1&winter=1&flooding=1&tropical=1&other=1&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0GvpXwmN4zZHGr9cwbotiB1hSMnyrNYy5dyuH5id9aSqU2ZZAKAYi9In0_aem_ARjhIMOK8i0A9UpJKwVpGAPD409Mup4MdbrSCXUpXjjtgiDKb9weeG4Yv1MHwKBAG1CH5iI-egAqvoVjZkg6oUGW

unprovoked, to Genesys
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Still thinking about our madcap gaming session last night. The whole group was rolling so many Advantages and very, very few Successes that it just turned into... how to describe it? My net runner was in a slap fight with a scientist dual wielding syringes, and neither of us could land a blow. When we finally got to "let's blow this thing and go home!" it was a blessed relief.

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Just watched a three-minute video from the CEO of my administrative department and somehow managed to fill five Bullshit Business Buzzword Bingo cards at once.

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@glitzersachen The CEO definitely comes across as an escaped Holodeck character, even in person.

unprovoked, to gaming
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Great fun hangout and gaming day. Diner breakfast with a sweet drink. Then – finally, now that they've been open a couple years – got to the games cafe downtown; it's an absolute marvel. Coffee drinks, snack-tray lunch, played Mille Bornes and Trogdor!! The Board Game (!!).

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(This is the place.) https://mana-games.com/

unprovoked, to 13thAge
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Gaming group is shifting into 13th Age fairly soon, so I am crafting a Wood Elf occultist who's packing some devious magic and can also mess you up with a long sword. Not exactly sure what I'm trying to get out of my system, but there seems to be a trend forming here.

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https://archive.iww.org/history/library/misc/origins_of_mayday/

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Cool cool cool. "Precision agriculture has greatly increased the yield of farms, and a 2023 report by the US Department of Agriculture noted that more than 50 percent of corn, cotton, rice, sorghum, soybeans, and winter wheat are planted and harvested with 'automated guidance.'" https://www.404media.co/solar-storm-knocks-out-tractor-gps-systems-during-peak-planting-season/

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It is not my nominal function to send "You must be new here" emails to providers, but I can do this (recite relevant chapters of the state administrative code) all day.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation ended 30 years ago this week. At the time, I worked for a low-power TV station that didn't air the show. We got together for a pizza party and watched the downlink in our production studio – a week before the local broadcast (which aired on the station that I eventually went to work for).

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Tfw I fucked up & now the auditors refuse to meet w/ us if I don’t show up to entertain them.

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@Binder "Then desire them to step this way, and I'll set them right in a twinkling."

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The dark matter theory of ActivityPub postulates that 90% of the Fediverse is imperceptible to any individual observer. The best which one can hope for is trying to include the unperceived in your actions.

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@Binder "Here is my secret. It is very simple: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." —Antoine de Saint Exupéry

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    @Binder Time is the greatest weapon of mass destruction (I learned this from the Fallout TV show).

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    The neighbors think I’m afraid of their dog because every time the dog gets close to me, they follow the dog to me & I move away.

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    @Binder [walking away] "Tell your dog I said hi."

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