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Yes, and bring back Chase... Masterson?

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My Spanish is mediocre, but typically can get me from A to B without a lot of misunderstandings. I was driving back from the Mall in San Juan, Puerto Rico, and my very British GPS decided to route me via "Calle Ajore." Now everybody uses abbreviations for the word "street" - and in Spanish uses "C." For "Calle" just like English uses "St."

So, I'm battling traffic, and Lady Winifred Windsor the GPS advises me to "Turn right to see a whore."

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I can live with 100 burgers = rent, if burger=$10, but not $18.

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Do you want Hannibal Lecters? Because that's how you get Hannibal Lecters!

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Calling Weird Al: There's a Queen parody to be had here.

Seeking: Kid-friendly Adventure/Exploration Games (PC)

My daughter (4) is very into exploring cities, homes and villages in Skyrim, feeding aliens in No Man’s Sky, and cleaning houses in House Flipper. She gets annoyed in games like House Flipper because she can’t leave the property to explore all of the visible houses on the block. I’d like to find other PC games that are...

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What's the underwater game that came out a few years ago? Your spaceship crashes in the ocean of a cold planet, and you explore and make bases, and solve a mystery... SubZero or something?

How Quora Died (slate.com)

“Why Do So Many Music Venues Use Ticketmaster?” “What’s It Like to Train to Be a Sushi Chef?” “How Do Martial Artists Break Concrete Blocks?” If you were looking for answers to such questions 10 years ago, your best resource for finding a thorough, expert-informed response likely would have been one of the most...

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I'd say there was a period before reddit hit its pinnacle where Quora was significantly better. Probably more than 10 years ago, though, and only for a few years. I remember when I started spending more time on Reddit than Quora.

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As a guy who liked both Bernie and Liz 4 years ago: Biden has competitors?

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I like the version where Sid Vicous sings about how awesome Paul Anka thinks Frank Sinatra is... Or Nina Hagen.

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Imagine suffering from multiple personality disorder and one of them is a MAGAt.

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As an American who has spent time in Oz, I can clarify. In Oz, what you call tomato sauce is what we call ketchup/catsup. In the US, tomato sauce is either the primary ingredient in things like spaghetti sauce, or it can be used to differentiate a red spaghetti sauce from something like an alfredo sauce.

Source: asked if I wanted tomato sauce at Macca's.

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Now that you mention it, I've never seen a picture of Randy Rhoades or Yngwie Malmsteen with a girl...

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In 1995, 1/4 of Americans started to lose their minds because TV had girls kissing girls, black people, and Mexicans. 6 years later, something bad happened, another 8% of Americans lost their minds, and turned to White Prosperity Jesus, conspiracy theories, and ultra nationalism to salve their weary souls.

Then a black guy got elected president. This, combined with 20 years or growing income inequality drove another 8-10% berserk.

In response, they found the closest thing they could find to White Prosperity Jesus, Creepy Orange Prosperity Uncle, and banded behind him, in a quivering hope that he'd send all the funny looking colored and gay people someplace far away like Mexico, the capital of Africa or something, so that good uneducated people who work 20 hours a week could afford a 4-bedroom house and a Camaro, like it was when their grandpa was growing up.

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Er, howabout nothing supernatural, just a dying narcissist?

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Meanwhile, in the House, Representatives argue over which tastes better: the blue crayon or the orange.

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Buy a few Republicans and let's make it happen, Billy Boy.

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Why buy jurists if you're not going to use them?

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It's chilly in January - Kentucky, Mississippi, Arkansas and Louisiana beg for federal money. Texas may or may not turn into a pumpkin.

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This guy must be a hoot at the buffet. Standing there with a plate of game-hen, roe, peach pie, and jalapenos asking the waitress for a Red Bull with toothpaste.

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Try to train a human comedian to make jokes without ever allowing him to hear another comedian's jokes, never watching a movie, never reading a book or magazine, never watching a TV show. I expect the jokes would be pretty weak.

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I haven't used C since 1995, but in my recollection, they're needed so that the compiler can do type-checking (to the extent possible) in other files that use the function.

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