Guadin,
@Guadin@k.fe.derate.me avatar

I've missed the reason for the beans.

For people out of the know: the poop was because a person asked for help how not to poop for 3 days because he had no access or didn't want to during a hike.
The Titan submarine because their visit to the Titanic was prolonged indefinitely/they wanted to meet the victims in person.
The beans I'm curious for, so if anybody knows...

HappySerf,
HappySerf avatar

Hiking means endless opportunities to poop! SMH, somebody is doing it all wrong.

lowdownfool,
lowdownfool avatar

Nothing more human than shittin' in the woods.

exscape,
exscape avatar

It wasn't for a hike:

I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

But also:

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

https://kbin.social/m/asklemmy@lemmy.ml/t/78689/I-need-to-survive-for-3-days-without-pooping-and

ArtieShaw,
ArtieShaw avatar

My guess is that r/beansinthings migrated as a group and started shitposting. It's funny at first, but quickly becomes either a sad waste of beans or unpleasantly disgusting. If I'm being honest it' usually a combination of the two.

Clairvoidance,
Clairvoidance avatar

It's kbean after all

Jon-H558,

because americans realise they actually do want to be British afterall some 250 later and eat the great british baked bean

Ski,

Happy unindependence day.

kaupas24,
kaupas24 avatar

The great bean revolution

rodhlann,
rodhlann avatar

Eyes tea threateningly

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

If you think about it, beans look like tiny submarines. And I suppose not pooping for 3 days is a bit like not coming above the surface for a long period. It'll all make more sense in a later episode.

kaupas24,
kaupas24 avatar

I'd say poop goes down trough the stomack, and the titan went down to the bottom of the ocean. Beans cause poop. My conclusion is that this has gone full circle.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

I can't argue with any of that.

tunetardis,

Apparently, it's an American thing, though my Canadian daughter was showing off her beans on toast yesterday which left my puzzled and googling.

Doom_Cough,
Doom_Cough avatar

It was so much more innocent when it was pineapples on mastodon a few years back... Never understood that one either.

BootlegHermit,

Meh, all these meme-posts are trying way too hard to create some sort of in-joke. Not sure why, as the in-"jokes" from elsewhere are generally shitstains on the communities they occur in.

mrbigmouth502,
mrbigmouth502 avatar

Agreed. I was hoping Reddit's in-joke culture wouldn't make it here. sigh

UnhappyCamper,
UnhappyCamper avatar

This when I'm happy to stick to my subscriptions and avoid seeing everything.. Reddit has made me so sick of memes and shit posts. Not gunna lie, I'm a bit bummed out it's making waves here as well, but again luckily I can stick to my subs..

spuddaddy,

Here's the poop scoop

I have no idea about the beans, but I'm also curious.

xc2215x,

Who knows honestly.

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