GottaLaff,
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Amen.

Via Scott Linnen:

There’s something deeply cynical about asking God to solve a problem that you’re not willing to solve yourself. That’s not “prayer.” That’s perpetrating a fiendish con to cover your profit off the assault rifle body count.

Aaron Rupar:

New House Mike Johnson offers prayers in response to the latest horrible mass . Can't believe nobody has thought of that before.

mwyman,
@mwyman@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff they’re not even asking God to solve a problem, they’re offering prayers to the people who were killed; they don’t even acknowledge there being a problem.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@mwyman Bingo

BlueWaver22,
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@GottaLaff Kinda like the old joke....man falls overboard, boat comes by with a life preserver - no thanks, guy says, "God will save me" Boat leaves as man flounders in the waves, and another boat offers help - same response.
Helicopter comes next - throws down a life line, man says "no, God will save me." Man drowns - at pearly gates he asks God - why didn't you save me? God says, what do you mean? I sent 2 boats and a helicopter.

max_headroom,

@BlueWaver22 @GottaLaff One of my favorites. I am fond of sharing with some of my more ... "conservative" Christian friends.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@BlueWaver22 Hahahahahaha!!

otownKim,
@otownKim@toot.community avatar

@GottaLaff Fuck Thoughts and Prayers!! Just F them all!! Actual reform is needed not fictional bullshit!!!! When will it ever be enough?!?!?!?!

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@otownKim Well put. I feel the same way

otownKim,
@otownKim@toot.community avatar

@GottaLaff I'm fuming over the Speaker then the latest PREVENTABLE shooting!!

Helderweb,
@Helderweb@newsie.social avatar

@GottaLaff this ought to solve the mass gun deaths in our beautiful country...

otownKim,
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@Helderweb @GottaLaff 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮.and 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕all the GQP!

paninid,
@paninid@mastodon.world avatar

@Helderweb @GottaLaff
This is an artistic performance by governance clowns.

WeShall,

@Helderweb @GottaLaff *uck these hypocrites

havvyhh2,
@havvyhh2@mas.to avatar

@Helderweb @GottaLaff ....they are all just pathetic.

JBShakerman,
@JBShakerman@mas.to avatar

@Helderweb @GottaLaff Shooting craps on the House floor?

Eohippa,

@Helderweb @GottaLaff Looks to me more like they're bending before the Holy Trinity: the Great and Powerful Gun Lobby, the NRA, and New Testament Billionaires.

boelder,
@boelder@shakedown.social avatar

@Helderweb @GottaLaff

This is so completely inappropriate. It is a failure of a secular society to not impart to these religious people, performing in a non-religious job, just how inappropriate it is.

The People's House is not a place for prayer circles. Do that kind of nonsense in your own home, or your own house of worship.

KatM,
@KatM@mastodon.social avatar

@Helderweb @GottaLaff Such frauds! 😡

fconn,

@Helderweb

Problem solved!

RacerX,
@RacerX@mastodon.world avatar

@Helderweb @GottaLaff are they rolling dice, trying to win NRA pac money?

Scotts,

@Helderweb @GottaLaff The last time government and religious zealots combined we called it the Dark Ages for good reason. And now, every time a repugnant prays an angel projectile vomits.

Eddiethebulldog,

@Helderweb @GottaLaff taking a knee for the beloved NRA.

todwest,
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@Helderweb @GottaLaff "I think i found your contact lens."

SpinozasHeresy,
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@Helderweb @GottaLaff

Is this the latest centerfold for “Evangelical Beefcake”?

kingtor,
@kingtor@urbanists.social avatar

@Helderweb @GottaLaff they may not be capable of coherent thought, but at least they have the prayers half of the cliché down

Itchy,
@Itchy@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@Helderweb @GottaLaff
Via Scott Linnen:

There’s something deeply cynical about asking God to solve a problem that you’re not willing to solve yourself. That’s not “prayer.” That’s perpetrating a fiendish con to cover your profit off the assault rifle body count.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Helderweb 🙄

ReallyBlue2,

@FrankFrank Petro Christo fascist hypocrites at work. The most evil of the evil

FunPoker,
@FunPoker@masto.nu avatar

@GottaLaff
There is a Spanish saying: "A Dios rogando, y con el mazo dando". It roughly translates as "Pray to God, and keep working"

They do work to ensure all the NRA donors keep paying them.

maddad,
@maddad@mastodon.world avatar

@GottaLaff

They always do that....
We need action NOW!

tommyyum,
@tommyyum@mstdn.social avatar

@GottaLaff @darren_t From where I’m sitting, the Abrahamic sky god is responsible for this continued slaughter. Not sure what petitioning him will accomplish — wait, I am sure: Not a damn thing.

andycloquet,
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@GottaLaff The hypocrisy of most religions has been a major catalyst to most wars over the millenia of human life. How can a concept based on some fictional character that’s given the status of God or whatever s/he is called is no basis for human existence or survival. A daisy is more real than any divine being!

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@andycloquet Hey, you're talkin' to an atheist here, lol

andycloquet,
@andycloquet@mastodon.scot avatar

@GottaLaff Just adding to the script.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@andycloquet I was just agreeing with you

tikistitch,
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@GottaLaff

Prayers but no thoughts.

Yeah, that'll work.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@tikistitch Prayers but not action. Yeah ,that'll work.

stephenhartwell,

@GottaLaff did he include his thoughts? As in thoughts and prayers?

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff There is no god. There is however stupidty, greed, egoism, selfishness and rascism…

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@xs4me2 Agree

CdaleCO,
@CdaleCO@ohai.social avatar

@GottaLaff Prayers are simply a feel good for the praying person. They do absolutely nothing. They are inactionable.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@CdaleCO You're preaching to the choir

PBWolf,
@PBWolf@mstdn.social avatar

@GottaLaff The Groundhog Day party. Nothing but stale riffs.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@PBWolf As people die

Npars01, (edited )
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GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Npars01 Every one of them is disgusting

NoPretense,

@GottaLaff I totally agree. Just saying something isn’t enough for change.

frmarty,

@GottaLaff So I’m guessing the next shooting will then be God’s fault?

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@frmarty You mean this one wasn't?

frmarty,

@GottaLaff Inconclusive - but now we have the photo/video evidence of the responsibility being transferred from guns to God, so we can remind the MAGA pro-gun murder mayhem crowd that it is, according to them, now God's fault. I'm sure they'll agree with that.

Roundcat,
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@GottaLaff Too bad thoughts and action doesn’t seem to be the platform of anyone there.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Roundcat We wouldn't want their action. Their action = more guns.

tdwllms1,
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@GottaLaff yes... my wife and I have discussed this a couple times... these folks use... "Gods Got This".. and "Prayers will help" and do nothing.. NO DEEDS... it's just a release of any personal responsibility... and a "I don't really care about it" attitude.. it's just fake...

c_merriweather,

@tdwllms1 @GottaLaff My standard answer to the use of "god" and "prayers" is:

"Space is big, really big*. Your god is too small."

  • Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
tdwllms1,
@tdwllms1@mstdn.social avatar

@c_merriweather

and republican god... isn't anything at all....

@GottaLaff

darwinwoodka,
@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff I want Mike Johnson to have to get slapped by every member of every victim's family. He needs to feel their pain.

mickymorse,

@GottaLaff Typical gop cop-out. Their christo-fascist bullshit is just more irresponsible cruelty.

brendo,
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@GottaLaff I stopped following Rupar after he was an asshat:

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@brendo I don't see that as being an asshat. I see it as an opinion in reply to something he disagreed with.

Aaron is not an asshat. You may disagree with him, but he's no asshat.

CatDragon,
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@GottaLaff as a resident of Maine I’d love to be able to tell him what he can do with them.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@CatDragon I bet!!

Alan,
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@GottaLaff Doesn't "the Lord help those who help themselves"? The deeply religious always want to have it both ways. But then, they've always made it up as they went along.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Alan Not only have they improvised it, yeah, but they always rationalize EVERY argument that challenges them. Look how they deified Trump after all his crimes and infidelities.

Alan, (edited )
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@GottaLaff I think Karl Marx had it wrong. Religion isn't the opiate of the masses. In the case of these people? Religion is their meth amphetamine.

Travler,
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@GottaLaff Johnson will be twice as bad as Jordan. He is in the pocket of the far right Evangelical crowd. They have been after a Theocracy since the Mayflower came over.

Life under an Autocrat or Technocrat in no way compares to what life in a Theocracy would be like. #VOTE you MFers!!!

GottaLaff,
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ccdudley85,
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@GottaLaff Not sure he is offering prayers to reduce gun violence. More typically they are for the families of the dead and for the lives of the injured. Is there a quote?

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