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QasimRashid, to random
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Sr Airman Roger Fortson was at home when cops entered unannounced & shot him dead 6 times.

The cop claimed he acted in self defense when he saw Fortson holding a firearm—which Fortson legally owned. The cop is on admin leave.

How are you going to illegally break into an innocent man's home unannounced & claim self defense? Horrific injustice.
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/atlanta-airman-killed-by-florida-deputy-lawyer-says-they-went-into-wrong-apartment/5SSTU5VRPRHFDBUCBKWFF4T73Y/

darwinwoodka,
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@QasimRashid ACAB

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵 starts HERE.

Please remember I don’t reply while live-posting. Plz use NFL (Not For Laffy, but no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies.

1/

McB:

...At 2:14 p.m., Trump walks in, entourage in tow.

Boris Epshteyn just handed a piece of paper with a photo on it to Kaitlan Collins.

I thought he maybe said "Conway" to her, but I'm not exactly sure.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL

Dean Obeidallah was talking about this the other day on his show

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL

"Over the July 4, 2016 weekend, controversy arose when Trump's Twitter account posted an image selected by Scavino of Hillary Clinton with a text in the shape of a Star of David calling her the "Most Corrupt Candidate Ever.""

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL

"In December 2020, after Trump lost the election Scavino told Jenna Ellis that Trump would refuse to leave office, as Ellis told Georgia prosecutors nearly three years later when she pleaded guilty in the Georgia election racketeering prosecution. Ellis recalled: "And he said to me, you know, in a kind of excited tone, ‘Well, we don’t care, and we’re not going to leave. The boss is not going to leave under any circumstances. We are just going to stay in power."[

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff

NFL the time to cry is when you accept a job with this bastard

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff
NFL

oh please honey

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL Correct, the case is about Trump falsifying paying off Cohen to pay off Stormy to keep her from talking about what happened.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL disagree, that part is COMPLETELY relevant to the case.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL do Trump's lawyers really want to be talking about dogs right now?

GottaLaff, to legal
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starts HERE.
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1/… Bower:

Trump enters the courtroom. Before arriving, he lingered for a moment in the doorway, talking to his lawyers, Emile Bove and Todd Blanche. He had a piece of paper in his hand, which he waved around as he spoke.

Wait for it….

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL but this is just how Trump, and all powerful men, treat women. One of the reasons this story so resonates with everyone is because it's such a perfect reflection of how our society functions. And why all this is backfiring right now, because we're all sick to death of it.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL This really points to Trump's "mob boss" tactics and having other people make threats and harass and attack people for him. This is exactly what we need to end in our society.

GottaLaff, to random
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Barron #Trump named delegate for Florida at Republican National Convention - UPI.com https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2024/05/09/Barron-Trump-delegate-Florida-Republicans/7221715257682/

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff what the fuck

Green_Footballs, to random
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one of the candidates for president in this election says he had a worm that ate part of his brain then died in there inside his skull, but it’s fine now, it won’t affect him, he took a shower

so everything’s fine i guess

darwinwoodka,
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@Green_Footballs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwP8j5wjwz8

GottaLaff, to random
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The House votes 359-43 to table Rep. Greene's motion to oust Speaker Johnson, effectively killing the effort- CBS News

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff I'm pleased they can all agree on something, even if it just that Empty Gee is an idiot.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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'Ghoulish and repugnant': GOP rep slammed for 'joke' about JFK Assassination and RFK Jr. https://www.alternet.org/gop-rep-jfk-rfk/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

darwinwoodka,
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@realTuckFrumper

Collins is a horrible piece of shit racist, but this is low even for him

GottaLaff, to random
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Well well. and 👋🏼

FreedomWorks Is Closing — And Blaming Trump

The libertarian organization couldn’t survive the populist shift in the Republican Party.

“We’re dissolved,” said the group’s president, Adam Brandon. “It’s effective immediately.”

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/05/08/freedomworks-is-closing-and-blaming-trump-00156784#:~:text=FreedomWorks'%20board%20of%20directors%20voted,for%20the%20next%20few%20months

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff lols

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff now do the Cato Institute

verge, to random
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I regret to inform you that LinkedIn’s games are very fun https://www.theverge.com/24152045/linkedin-games-crossclimb-queens-pinpoint

darwinwoodka,
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@verge no

ai6yr, to random

I wonder what combination of brush in the hiking trails here my hiking pants now smelling like Indian curry. 🤔 Sage mixed with mustard?

darwinwoodka,
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@ai6yr probably sage pollen and cudweed, my pupper used to come inside smelling like that and covered in yellow pollen from the sage blossoms on our hillside. Maybe some native artemesia thrown in?

https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2022-11-15/best-smelling-california-native-plants

cstross, to random
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TBH learning the RFK Jr. is suffering from the after-effects of mercury poisoning and being munched on by brain worms makes me feel a LOT better about him. The poor dear is obviously doing the best he can under the circumstances …

darwinwoodka,
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@cstross dude is neither poor nor suffering but is a highly paid shill

arstechnica, to random
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No one has seen the data behind Tyson’s “climate friendly beef” claim

Millions of taxpayer dollars flow to livestock companies raising "low carbon" beef.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/no-one-has-seen-the-data-behind-tysons-climate-friendly-beef-claim/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

darwinwoodka,
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@arstechnica Tyson is an evil evil company. Do not buy.

GottaLaff, to random
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Ha!

Via Lawrence O’Donnell:

#Trump posted this right after my show tonight. Must’ve been something I said.

“I spotted Ratings Challenged Lawrence O’Donnell, of MSDNC, in the Courthouse today. I haven’t seen him in years. He looks like shit, a real loser! DJT.”

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff projection again

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Lindsey Graham Says There Are Only Two Kinds of Gaza Protesters: ‘Dumbasses’ and ‘Terrorist Sympathizers’ https://www.mediaite.com/tv/lindsey-graham-says-there-are-only-two-kinds-of-gaza-protesters-dumbasses-and-terrorist-sympathizers/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

darwinwoodka,
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@realTuckFrumper there's only one kind of Trump supporter: assclowns

Andres4NY, to USPS
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DeJoy's is so awesome. I love this for us.

darwinwoodka,
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@Andres4NY

Just reorder it, whatever it is. And tell them to send it another way.

lawfare, to random
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Judge Aileen Cannon has just issued an order indefinitely postponing Trump’s classified documents case in Florida. Find the order and her second set of pre-trial deadlines/hearings on DocketWatch Mar-a-Lago, updated regularly by Hyemin Han. https://www.lawfaremedia.org/current-projects/the-trump-trials/trump-prosecuted-in-the-southern-district-of-florida/docket-watch-trump-prosecuted-in-the-southern-district-of-florida

darwinwoodka,
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@lawfare "judge"

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