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FuckElon

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Mostly shitposting about Elon Musk.

Very much into #Politics, #WaterResources #water and #cooking. Loves #travel 🇫🇷🇬🇷🇮🇹🇺🇸. #pastafarian. Like everybody else, has a brilliant #book idea she will probably never write.
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KimPerales, (edited ) to TeslaMotors
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Musk gets eviscerated over Tesla, his governance, X posts...

Musk pay package vote is the real test of Tesla as a meme stock, says Elevation Partners' McNamee. Watch:

#Musk #Tesla #Autonomous
https://cnb.cx/4d3PsJSMusk pay package vote is the real test of Tesla as a meme stock, says Elevation Partners' McNamee https://cnb.cx/4d3PsJS

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@KimPerales
What a tool is this host? Trying to help Musk every step. McNamee was not having it....

FuckElon, (edited ) to tesla
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FuckElon, to infosec
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Here is a silly idea: Ransomware group that encrypts the data but instead of ransom they get a "bond". If the company implements best security practices they get 90% of the ransom back.

FuckElon, to tesla
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@marcusjenkins *Tesla demand is slowing… but of course they will blame it in anything else but Elon.

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I know a way for Tesla to save $50 billion....

FuckElon, to Arizona
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This is how you win a vote in Arizona's house. You don't let the opposition vote.

House Democrats and at least one Republican tried to open discussion on a repeal of the 1864 abortion ban, which holds no exceptions for rape or incest. GOP leaders, who command the majority, cut it off twice and quickly adjourned for the week. Outraged Democrats erupted in finger-waving chants of “Shame! Shame!”

https://apnews.com/a62bf9a5abe04b539249162771a42df3

FuckElon, to twitter
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There is so much going on this week that I don't know how to start. A few highlights:

Elon exposed 2 of his alt accounts, with so much cringe you cannot look for more than a sec.

Picked a fight with Brazil for -kind of- same shit he has gladly done for his dictator friends (censor critics is fine, but when it come to right wing extremists it is freeee speech)

Again fucked up with twitter's code opening it to a sea of opportunity for scammers and hackers.

DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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The Trump donor whom Biden can’t fire is running the U.S. Postal Service directly into the ground—just what everyone warned about when he was confirmed in the depths of the pandemic https://fortune.com/2024/04/10/usps-dejoy-price-hikes-customer-dissatisfaction/

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FuckElon, to Health
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This is my 80 year old father. He is not running for president but he playing tennis after knee and back surgery. In fact they are all 80 year olds. Pretty amazing.

A bunch of 80 year olds playing tennis.

FuckElon, to tesla
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FuckElon, to politics
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Let me be the first to call Arizona for Biden.

https://wapo.st/3xDWB3h

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@noyes @DemocracyMattersALot

Amazing!

This right here, ladies and gentleman:

We are called hysterical when we sound the alarm repeatedly before shit happens, and then it is our own fault fault that we did not do enough to prevent shit from happening.

Cannot make this up!!!

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@noyes @DemocracyMattersALot

You know, analogies can be very effective when they make a minimal sense. Unlike this one.

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@noyes @DemocracyMattersALot

Please proceed, governor....

FuckElon, to random
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Not sure what is happening but looks like the entire Denver metro has no power?

FuckElon, to random
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Anyone (myself included) hoping for the rapture to get rid of the assholes ... bummer.

FuckElon, to twitter
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>In his deposition, Phatak (Tesla) said Autopilot will work wherever the car’s cameras detect lines on the road: “As long as there are painted lane lines, the system will follow them,”

What could go wrong?

"... his car began to drift as a lane line faded. It then picked up a clearer line to the left — putting the car between lanes and on a direct trajectory for a safety barrier...Huang’s car hit the barrier at 71mph.

Free Article:

https://wapo.st/3VL5jXJ

#X

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jonnynexus, to TeslaMotors
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Life is rarely a binary. Things can be both good and bad. And oh God, is my car both good and bad. I'm a huge supporter, and make very good cars. But they also make very bad ones. And it's the same cars we're talking about. I cracked, and blogged it. https://buttondown.email/TheNexusFiles/archive/why-my-tesla-is-the-best-and-worse-car-i-have/

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@jonnynexus

>Now I feel like I'm wearing a reg MAGA cap.

It is not just your impression.

blume_bob, to random German
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„Das Twitterlehrerzimmer war einmal noch wie dieses coole Stadtviertel, von dem keiner so genau weiß, was genau es eigentlich ausmacht. Aber wo jeder weiß: Da findet man alles und jeden.“

Meine Kolumne als Abschied an ein Netzwerk.

https://deutsches-schulportal.de/kolumnen/bob-blume-ueber-das-ende-des-twitterlehrerzimmers/

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@lutz_ @blume_bob

"Why is that illegal?"

Take a wild guess.

stevenschwenke, to tesla German
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I just decided to not book a hotel when visiting 2024. Instead, I’ll camp in my car. It will be legendary! 🤘

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@stevenschwenke @nafnlaus @JavaLandConf

It is quite incredible to me how some people will openly show not only not to be bothered by the white supremacy in the white supremacist's product, but go further and openly sing its praises, maybe in the hopes of getting white supremacist guy's attention.

Amazing.

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@nafnlaus @stevenschwenke @JavaLandConf

I love that you chose to make your whataboutism about monkeys. How incredibly ironic since Neuralink's experiments were way worse. .

I also love how you dismiss this as "1/5 of the shares" when we also know he has full control of the board, and when those shares makes him one of the richest people in the world, with enough power to do way more damage than just "being an arse".

But collaborationists will do anything to justify their shitty actions...

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@nafnlaus @stevenschwenke @JavaLandConf

Yeah, I don't care if the car gives me orgasms any time I drive them. My integrity is worth more than that. But it is clear you don't have any.

Not about to actively support white supremacy, transphobia, and the end of democracy- and proudly post about it- because of a freaking car.

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@nafnlaus @stevenschwenke @JavaLandConf

ah, I see. Only 20%! So how much white supremacy is enough for you to draw a line? 30% 40%?

Clearly, just 20% of white supremacy is Aokay! Nothing to see here.

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