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Mostly shitposting about Elon Musk.

Very much into #Politics, #WaterResources #water and #cooking. Loves #travel 🇫🇷🇬🇷🇮🇹🇺🇸. #pastafarian. Like everybody else, has a brilliant #book idea she will probably never write.
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FuckElon, to tesla
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GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/… First, via Lawrence O'Donnell:

J.D. Vance was on the phone the entire time. He wasn’t taking in a word of testimony. Tuberville, to his credit, looking straight ahead, taking it all in as best he can, whatever sense he can make of it

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@Lana @GottaLaff

Perfect for text. Not so much for calls.

FuckElon, to ukteachers
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Peter Butera criticized his School District for its handling of the student government.

The school makes his point for him, by getting him off the stage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zc5whpP0y4

FuckElon, to tesla
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The entire net profit of tesla, since its first profit in 2020, is about $35 billion.

Their entire net profit, since the beginning.

Musk's compensation plan, that shareholders are being asked to approve, is worth today about $45 billion.

Profits from last quarter have fallen 55%, mainly because of Elon, btw.

Musk

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What Trump promised oil CEOs as he asked them to steer $1 billion to his campaign

Donald Trump has pledged to scrap President Biden’s policies on electric vehicles and wind energy, as well as other initiatives opposed by the fossil fuel industry.

https://wapo.st/3UBf4Fy

GottaLaff, to random
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Barron #Trump named delegate for Florida at Republican National Convention - UPI.com https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2024/05/09/Barron-Trump-delegate-Florida-Republicans/7221715257682/

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@GottaLaff

It would be hilarious if he goes and votes for Biden.

FuckElon, to tesla
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Shitty gimmicky robot x real production robot

Edit: Seems like GIFs are not working. Just imagine the first one going reaaaally slow, and the second one reaaally fast. Links to originals:

https://genk.mediacdn.vn/139269124445442048/2024/5/7/v2-abbd6719a3c6886e0e2f14de629f43ffb-17150573874001726319253.gif

https://technical.ly/uncategorized/voodoo-manufacturing-project-skywalker-robot-arm/

FuckElon, to politics
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FuckElon, to twitter
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asking people to post other stuff on top of their transphobic and nazi posts . "We need other content too, to attract people who will then see the hate posts"- basically.

  1. Elon "hearthly" agrees with JKRowling transphobic post, "suggests" also posting interesting and positive content on other matters.

2)Talks to nazi via his alt ‘Adrian Dittmann’.
Begs him to "don't go full Kanye West", so not full nazi, just a little nazi, to not damage the platform.

Elon talks to nazi Nick Fuentes via his alt ‘Adrian Dittmann’. Nick sarcastically calls him a ‘normal individual’ Elon begs Fuentes to "don't go full Kaine West", so not full nazi, just a little nazi, to not damage the platform.

FuckElon, to tesla
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theguardianrss, to news
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@theguardianrss

Somehow Bernie, at 82, is not too old.

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#X

My neighbor told me yesterday that she believes the buyers of a Tesla are just Beta Testers. And to make it worse, Tesla buyers pay a shit ton of money to be a Tester for a multi-Billionaire.

I'm having a hard time refuting her beliefs about this issue.

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@TopKnot

*white supremacist

FTFY

FuckElon, (edited ) to tesla
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When people ask why I waste my time with this account, it is because of this. He is freaking dangerous.
I know I will not change anything by myself, but ... he is freaking dangerous.

I just wonder why in the world a publication that publishes this still has a link to Twitter, but not to their Threads account, or an account on Mastodon. Thoughts? @motherjonesmag

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/05/i-read-everything-elon-musk-posted-for-a-week-send-help/

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Nah, he auto-diagnosed with that, this is pure, vile, apartheid racism combined with megalomania/ narc.

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Tonight's is kicking off with a House of the Year contender. It's amazeballs! We just need to crowdfund $2.795M. We get 9,825 square feet of sheer madness on 36 acres in gorgeous Plymouth, Minnesota! I love it!!! INSANE sinks, WEIRD art, WILD ceilings, AMAZING kitchen, views, colors galore, a pond, a party shower and much, MUCH more. Several of you sent me this gem! 🧵
https://zillow.com/homedetails/5160-Juneau-Ln-N-Plymouth-MN-55446/121844289_zpid/
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@steventdennis

I am in.

vij, to tesla
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All the comments are people dunking on this dummy Elmo simp mod who stickied their own comment and turned off replies. “ shares are worthless” is aspirational for Dark Elmo :D https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/1cjbpx7/tesla_board_of_directors_chair_robyn_denholm_has/

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@vij

Really amazing that everybody else was saying they will vote NO. These are Tesla fans.

FuckElon, to Finance
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So whistleblower #2 is dead, and Boeing stock is up.

I guess that makes sense....

FuckElon, (edited ) to tech
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Yo no creo en conspiracies, pero que las hay...

Second Boeing whistleblower dead: Joshua Dean, 45, of Wichita, Kansas, died Tuesday after he received multiple diagnoses that included the flu, pneumonia and MRSA, prompting his family to seek an autopsy, attorney Robert Turkewitz said. "He was a healthy individual who ate well and exercised," Turkewitz told NBC News.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/boeing-whistleblower-dies-brief-illness-weeks-suicide-another-rcna150381

#Boeing #Tech #aviation #wtf

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vij, to tesla
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‘There are already discussions about rehiring some of those’ laid off from charger team ‘to operate the… network’ :D

Elmo bringing his competence to Tesla https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-30/tesla-axes-supercharger-team-in-blow-to-other-automakers

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@vij

His next move will be to block other brands, call it a "bug", ooops, sorry, no one to fix.

FuckElon, to tesla
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Embrace, extend, extinguish.

Tesla is already pulling back Supercharger plans after firing team

https://electrek.co/2024/04/30/tesla-pulling-back-supercharger-plans-firing-team/

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Meme stock: Tesla Consumed by Chaos as Key Senior Executives Leave and Entire Teams Are Wiped Out

(Tell me this was not a pump and dump yesterday...)

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-consumed-by-chaos-as-key-senior-executives-leave-and-entire-teams-are-wiped-out-233153.html

FuckElon, to tesla
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Tesla's total wage cost per car is $3,224.Tesla produced about 5 million cars to date.

That makes the 50 billion pay out to Musk correspond to $10,000 for each car sold, in the entire history of the company.

It is also about 2x the entire profit made by the company to date.

That is how crazy this pay package is.

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(AP) — Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer says the onetime movie mogul has been hospitalized for a battery of tests after his return to NYC following an appeals court ruling nullifying his 2020 rape conviction.

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(one of ) his rape convictions.

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