You can only drink one drink for the rest of your life, but it cannot be water. What do you pick?
And no "water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber" goofs. Water isn't allowed.
And no "water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber" goofs. Water isn't allowed.
macracanthorhynchus, Brawndo. It’s got what I crave.
Kolanaki, Does it suck being a vegetable?
haych, Tea. Have about 5 cups of tea a day already.
Guster, Tea is water lol
haych, Every drink in the world contains water, by that logic we can’t drink anything.
AnUnusualRelic, Mercury?
ilickfrogs, Fuck it, imma just drink molten rock.
superkret, No you are water
blue_zephyr, Tea
Coskii, This is basically my life anyways. Other less serious and more waterless answer is gasoline.
niktemadur, It has to be refreshing, not too sweet. Because you’d need to drink a lot every day to stay alive, off the top of my head rice water sounds like an ideal drink, I love the flavor and it has less sugar than horchata, you don’t want to have to stuff yourself with sugar every day when you’re thirsty.
Another possibility is hibiscus water. Again - if I could regulate the sugar levels it would be a way to go.
Psythik, Unsweetened soda, like Bubly and that French one I can’t spell.
Edit: Or coconut water.
Krackalot, If we’re talking fresh, I’m down, but nothing canned.
loffiz, I’ve heard that you should not drink more than 2 coconuts per day, but I don’t know the consequences.
Psythik, Meh I’ve been drinking a liter a day of the stuff for years with no problems.
I eat a western diet; it’s one of the only convenient ways I can get enough potassium.
lemmefixdat4u, Boob sweat
RBWells, All liquid involves water.
I don’t love tea but yeah it would be tea. Iced green tea lemonade, black tea with milk. If literally only one then iced black tea with lemonade, let it get diluted.
glimse, Mercury
lemmefixdat4u, This is actually true. Metallic mercury would pass through your gut with no ill effect. Mercury compounds are what will turn you into a Proud Boy.
tomcatt360, False. I will now list 10 non water liquids
- Oil
- Mercury
- Alcohol
- Bromine
- Ethanol
- Methanol
- Acetone
- Benzene
- Chloroform
- Glycerin
Source: The top of my head, and organicchemistrydata.org/solvents/
Laila, Which of these do you think you could drink the longest before dying? lol
AXLplosion, oil
I_Miss_Daniel, Can you drink glycerine?
Krackalot, At least once.
outofemailaliases, cyanide. you take my water you take my life
UnknownQuantity, Beer.
Andiloor, Why can’t people stop being pedants and just answer in the spirit of OP’s question 😭
Anyway, I’d pick bubble tea I think. There’s a lot of variety and mileage I can get.
MonkderZweite, Because the question is nonsensical.
faintwhenfree, How is “water with lemon” any less of a drink then “tea”. Question was fine if it just said, what drink other than water. But the addition of calling “water with lemon” goofs is not good question for me. Also ban water!! does OP realises almost all drinks for humans are just water and something else mixed to some degree?
writerlygal, Tea! Any tea.
mysoulishome, (edited ) If you’re being practical tea makes the most sense as it won’t wear down your tooth enamel or stomach lining or put chemicals in you every day like soda and juice etc… I like Cherry Pepsi but if I drank nothing but that I am positive I’d have ulcers and no teeth after a few years.
writerlygal, Exactly! I do love my fruit juices etc but my teeth would be dead in a month or so. With teas you don’t have that problem 😀
mysoulishome, Came back to this comment and saw I had put soda and Kroger’s and could not remember what I had meant to put
tomcatt360, Chloroform.
CanadaPlus, (edited ) Birch sap is my first thought, but I might get tired of the sweet. Some kind of tea then, maybe rooibos. It’s sweet or savoury as the occasion demands.
Bop, Rooibos all the way baby. I have a rooibos cambrick every night and green tea every morning.
zagaberoo, Birch sap is a great idea, but as a sole drink I think the manganese poisoning might get to you before the sweetness.
CanadaPlus, TIL that’s a thing you have to worry about. It has 52% of your daily value per 100 grams, according to Wikipedia. It looks like we’re pretty well adapted to clear excess amounts out, though, so maybe it’s fine?
purahna, D₂O, and then make a living selling my piss to chemical manufacturers
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How Drinking Heavy Water Could Kill You
Algae and bacteria can live with 100% heavy water and no regular water. Plant and animal cells are more complex, so too much heavy water results in sickness or death. One key issue is that heavy water disrupts mitosis, the type of cell division used to repair injuries and grow new cells. The mitotic spindles of cells containing too much heavy water simply aren’t able to equally divide a cell to form two identical new ones.
But, you have to continuously drink and eat only heavy water for several days to see an effect. Replacing 20% of regular water in cells with heavy water is survivable for humans and other mammals (although not recommended). Swapping 25% of water with heavy water causes (sometimes irreversible) sterilization. Replacing 50% of water with heavy water is lethal. It’s not a pretty death, either. Heavy water poisoning resembles radiation poisoning or cytotoxic poisoning from chemotherapy.
sciencenotes.org/can-you-drink-heavy-water-is-it-…
fuck I changed my mind can I do green tea
CanadaPlus, It’s pretty impressive how much we can tolerate, honestly. I remember they were accidentally using it in a water cooler at a nuclear power plant for a while, and everybody was fine.
kool_newt, I wonder if you weigh more? I’m not fat, I just drink heavy water!
I’d drink Kool-Aid of course, red
CanadaPlus, You’d probably weigh a bit more, but deuterium is still the second lightest isotope so not by much.
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