tomcatt360,
@tomcatt360@lemmy.world avatar

Chloroform.

HellAwaits,

Water isn’t allowed.

Y-you DO realize you’re cutting out every drink in existence? This isn’t fun at all lol

Eufalconimorph,

Well, you can drink most liquids that don’t contain water exactly once in your life, so you may as well pick the one that’ll kill you in the least painful manner possible.

feedum_sneedson,

Did you just type a stutter?

Numuruzero,

N-no…

SomeGuyNamedPaul,

Definitely not egg nog.

lorez,

Lemonsoda

StankFlipper,

Cranberry juice. It has antioxidants!

MonkderZweite,

And no “water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber” goofs. Water isn’t allowed.

No sugar, no proteins?

Tap water has minerals.

spiderman,

Apple juice with a good amount of milk.

UwixTheWizard,

Wait… is the milk separate or mixed with the apple juice?

spiderman,

mixed

UwixTheWizard,

Huh… I’ve never heard of that being done. I’ll have to give it a shot

juliebean,

when i was a kid, milk and apple juice were my two favorite drinks, so one time, i mixed them. it was a bad time.

spiderman,

The amount of mixture is important. If it’s proper, trust me you will like it.

MrSelatcia,

I do not trust you

deepfriedchril,

Please provide measurements.

spiderman,

You can slice one or two apples, add two tea spoons of sugar, and two cups of milk and just grind it in a mixer ig?

scrypt,

wtf

spiderman,

Idk whether I am phrasing it wrongly but you just cut some apple, add some sugar and milk and start the mixer and yeah, the juice will be good.

scrypt,

nah not phrasing it wrong i don’t think! i don’t mean to hate. i’ve never heard of that before and would never have thought to add those ingredients together but i’m sure it’s good if made properly

spiderman,

Yeah they are actually good. There are lots of videos on YouTube for making that.

oaklyn,

I be ded.

hoodlem,

Coffee, black. I’m a regular joe and I like my joe regular.

electrogamerman,

H1O mixed with some Hydrogen. Check mate.

Andiloor,

Why can’t people stop being pedants and just answer in the spirit of OP’s question 😭

Anyway, I’d pick bubble tea I think. There’s a lot of variety and mileage I can get.

MonkderZweite,

Because the question is nonsensical.

faintwhenfree,

How is “water with lemon” any less of a drink then “tea”. Question was fine if it just said, what drink other than water. But the addition of calling “water with lemon” goofs is not good question for me. Also ban water!! does OP realises almost all drinks for humans are just water and something else mixed to some degree?

Eonandahalf,

I can drink H₂O₂ for the rest of my life.

WhiteHawk,

A lethal dose is a lifetime supply

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Probably hydrogen molecules fused with oxygen with another hydrogen

LemmyLurkHere,

Coconut water/organic* Cranberry juice/Spritz.

RBWells,

All liquid involves water.

I don’t love tea but yeah it would be tea. Iced green tea lemonade, black tea with milk. If literally only one then iced black tea with lemonade, let it get diluted.

glimse,

Mercury

lemmefixdat4u,

This is actually true. Metallic mercury would pass through your gut with no ill effect. Mercury compounds are what will turn you into a Proud Boy.

tomcatt360,
@tomcatt360@lemmy.world avatar

False. I will now list 10 non water liquids

  1. Oil
  2. Mercury
  3. Alcohol
  4. Bromine
  5. Ethanol
  6. Methanol
  7. Acetone
  8. Benzene
  9. Chloroform
  10. Glycerin

Source: The top of my head, and organicchemistrydata.org/solvents/

Laila,

Which of these do you think you could drink the longest before dying? lol

AXLplosion,

oil

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