Bye,

A remake of murder on the orient express, except it’s in space and it’s the future.

SkybreakerEngineer,

Doctor Who did it

blaine,

What if we made a Star Trek movie, but with a smaller 50-100M budget so we can gear it towards existing Star Trek fans instead of hiring JJ Abrams to churn out another generic summer Blockbuster with a thin veneer of Star Trek branding.

In this movie, there will be no violence and the ship won't even fire its' weapons. The script will be thought-provoking with a heavy focus on space and science interweaved with humanist philosophy where the crew overcome some sort of moral or ethical dilemma.

In other words... a Star Trek movie, for fans of Star Trek movies, made in the style of the first Star Trek movies.

Clbull,

A sequel to Team America: World Police where Vladimir Putin is the main villain.

MR_GABARISE,

I’m waiting for an Edge Chronicles adaptation.

One day…

AceFuzzLord,

Based off of a short little story a friend of mine wrote for a story he was working on. He agrees it would be cool, if done correctly.

The story first focuses on a bird spirit who lives in the mountains, early 1800s America, who gets shot in the beak with a bow and arrow by some Natives and ends up having to replace his beak with a wooden beak he makes on his own. He ends up messing up making the beak and it now only opens and closes when he takes a step, closing shut with a loud SNAP of the beak. This spirit, known under the regional name Wood Beak, used to let people know of its’ presence by walking around a nearby town and people would only ever catch the silhouette of a human sized bird. Eventually people in the town start to go missing and they blame it on Wood Beak.

This next part is original and not based off of my friends work.

Fast-forward to modern day. The town has grown larger but is still a relatively small town. A couple of amateur online paranormal investigators come to the town in the middle of winter in order to film and document the Wood Beak disappearances. The majority of the town don’t take the whole idea of Wood Beak being a paranormal being seriously and instead suggest it was just a serial killer playing a sick joke on the town. Eventually they meet a young adult Native who tells them that he wholeheartedly believes that Wood Beak was an angered spirit and that his ancestors never fully atoned for angering him. One night while up late in their hotel, the investigators hear what sounds like the sound of a wooden beak snapping shut. They run out to find the silhouette of Wood Beak. The next day, nobody believes them. This happens the next night as well and some other people who hear it blame the investigators, saying that they’re just doing this so they can get views online. A few nights later and people start going missing again, like they did over 200 years ago. In the end it turns into a race against time to stop Wood Beak as the town slowly devolves into chaos.

esc27,

A set of interwoven stories, the main being a love story. At the very end, right as everything is coming together, the planet explodes and as the screen zooms out to show the death star next to a debris field music begins to play… looking for love in Alderaan places

bizarrocullen,

A reimagined Star Wars as if it was made by Stanley Kubrick.

TheOgreChef,

An actual faithful adaptation of I Am Legend. It’s a short as hell book and could easily be adapted almost word for word and still be a reasonably short movie. Hollywood had multiple swings at it without even bothering to try and get the main story arc or the ending right (and no, I don’t think the Will Smith alternate ending was good).

roo,
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The Bible as a Manga series by non-Christians or Christians with no need to soap it over. Raw and gritty in the way it was originally described. Old Testament level action stories.

So people strangely know the entire Bible without a hint of religion being demanded. Post-theology, post-religion in a way that people might understand the idea of an egalitarian world coming out of an absolute quagmire.

mwproductions,

Considering this is what my podcast is all about, it would be hard to pick just one.

spittingimage, (edited )
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It’s about a family which is under a curse that makes them die young. But it turns out the curse is actually just the millionaire family patriarch stealing organs from his descendants so he can live longer. And it ends with him locking himself in a panic room because his children and grandchildren form a mob to kill him. But what he doesn’t know is that his emergency supply of immunosuppressants has been removed, so he dies a painful death as his body rejects its foreign parts while they have him trapped.

For legal purposes this is not based on the life of any actual living man with too much money who pumps out kids like it’s his reason to live.

neptune,

I want to make a movie about the smoothie shop that was robbed by high school students outside of Washington DC.

If you are here to steal ideas, I’ll consider that as a win. I don’t need millions of dollars. I know this is rich material for a heist movie.

washingtonian.com/…/stickup-at-the-smoothie-king/

erogenouswarzone,
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A $200k horror movie that can be out in 3 months. It’s about a serial killer who steals the teeth from his victims.

My script mixes highly defined characters, supernatural cosmic horror, and old world body horror. It’s goes off the rails in terrifying and fun ways.

Ps: I actually have a script ready to go and have no hangups about scabbing.

yngmnwntr,

Had me until the last sentence. Lots of folks out there who have problems with you scabbing, watch your fucking kneecaps pal.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol. I’m not worried about the pinkos, they have no backbone.

I’m also in no way a professional writer.

yngmnwntr,

I meant every member of every union in the country, myself included. I’ve been to pickets that beat scabs for crossing. You think it’s no big deal but even saying that shit actively hurts workers. Try some class solidarity.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

No, thanks. Unions make jobs go overseas.

KinglyWeevil,

A “buddy cop” comedy movie starring Russell Crowe and Gerard Butler in which they’re firefighters who have to actually, physically fight the fires with their fists.

SauceBossSmokin,

A student film maker asks for movie pitch ideas on a popular social media forum and receives the perfect idea. The person responding is actually a rouge A.I. that coerces the OP into cowriting the movie script, which gets accepted by the movie production company. The rouge A.I. then infiltrates OP’s life by making them famous online and rich and happy beyond their wildest dreams, only to be slowly taken away by the A.I. until OP is broke and living out of their car which only starts when the A.I. allows it to. OP dies in their car when the A.I. shuts the car off as the car is pulling up to train tracks. Woooooo Woooooooooo

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