LoomingMountain,

My cat wants to eat the rich. But she is also afraid to go outside.

SuiXi3D,
SuiXi3D avatar

Am I your cat?

jimp,

Popadoms. If there’s any left after curry night he will search them out and eat the lot

garbagebagel,

My cat didn’t have a particular food, he just wanted anything I was eating. One time he caught me off guard as I put a piece of chocolate (dairymilk oreo bar) to my mouth and took a big old chomp out of it.

RozhkiNozhki,
@RozhkiNozhki@lemmy.world avatar

😱 I hope your kitty was ok after that!

Lennnny,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

Cookies! He’s not interested in salmon, ham, cheese, tuna, or any of the usual things. But you have a chocolate chip cookie and he’s in your face until you give him some. He’s not allowed the chocolate, and I don’t think that’s what he wants, he just loves the sweet beige American diet.

sailingbythelee,

Phone charger cords.

God_Is_Love,

Oat milk and nutritional yeast. And he barely shows interest in any other food we eat; not meat, not even wet cat food.

We’re flabbergasted!

quicksand,

You eat wet cat food!?

Edit: Hi Charlie Kelly, nice to meet you

God_Is_Love,

I saw that joke coming when I wrote it but was too lazy to rephrase 🤣

quicksand,

I’m glad you left it. Gave me a good laugh

tophneal,

Anything with cheese flavored powder. He’ll lick that stuff off sun chips, Doritos, Cheetos, etc

alpacapants,

Avocados, bread and cheese. Also they will do anything for chicken nuggets.

Unfortunately, I also own a tiny human as well, whose preferred diet also consists of the same things and has a short attention span. The cats adore tiny human as she is a source of unguarded treats.

The struggle is real.

God help me as tiny human just found out about avocado toast with shredded Parmesan… The cats are thrilled.

garbagebagel,

Oh no, your cats are millenials, now you’ll never afford a house!

electric_nan,

Corn and peanuts. Either of those might as well be cat treats.

RizzRustbolt,

The amazon packing tape.

flambonkscious,

It has a flavour!!

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Garlic bread. Which I can’t let him have, because garlic is toxic to cats.

christian,
@christian@lemmy.ml avatar

One of mine likes chewing on wires to electrical devices. He used to do it only occasionally, but at some point he got the hint that I’m shooing him away when he does it and now he’ll start whenever I’m at the computer and he’s upset I’m not giving him adequate attention. He stops by and stands up against the chair to let me know he wants attention, and if I explain to him that I’m working on something and you’ll need to wait, he’ll immediately move to chewing at the wires.

This along with the fact that he’s more interested in me the second I start talking on my phone means I have to leave the room absolutely any time I want to answer or make a phone call.

I love him and he might have the happiest disposition of any cat I’ve met, but he’s really an asshole sometimes. He pounces me when I’m sleeping sometimes too which can really hurt if his nails get me.

Land_Strider,

Empty sunflower seed shells. Straight up cracking them, despite me blocking it. Also zucchini boiled with tomato sauce. One fervent attempt at a watermelon slice, munching down half of it.

los_chill,

Plastic. Especially if it makes a loud crinkling sound.

johannesvanderwhales,

Ranch dressing, plain white rice.

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