spittingimage, (edited )
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

They’d understand perfectly. When my employers buy something, it’s my job to check that it arrives in good order and matches what we asked for, and then arrange for the sender to be paid.

Sometimes the thing is a piece of equipment for transmitting real-time video of tumours from one part of the country to another, but I don’t think we need to go into that.

knightly, (edited )
@knightly@pawb.social avatar

My official work title is “Site Reliability Engineer”, which means I’m somewhere between a clerk, a tinkerer, and a millwright.

But I’m not recording any transactions by hand and the mills I work on don’t have anything to do with grain. Instead, they’re simple but very fast arithmetical machines that the moneychangers had built to account for every penny that moves from one bank to another.

Sometimes the machines don’t work as they are expected to, and it’s my job to catch this misbehavior and identify the cause so that one of the arithmetical millwrights can figure out how to fix it. I also help them them do the fixing and testing to make sure the equiment runs true before we set it back to work.

kent_eh,

That’s a challenge.

The job I do didn’t exist when I was in high school, and most of the technology it was built on didn’t exist until the early 1900s.

I suppose I could just call myself a general repairman and leave it at that.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

I’m the guy who makes sure the castle is built to keep out the invaders. Only everything is made of captured lightning.

Gets burned at the stake

ArcaneSlime,

Yeah for sure, they had my job then, some advancements have been made is all.

Glytch,

Easily, I think they had a form of food delivery in the 1700’s, it’s just faster now.

HowlsSophie, (edited )

Yes, my job has a fairly simple explanation. People who feel bad for whatever reason sit on my couch and I help them feel better.

Edit: I’m a therapist.

knightly,
@knightly@pawb.social avatar

You’d probably have a hard time avoiding comparisons to ministers or priests.

HowlsSophie,

Didn’t think about that! Will edit my reply.

Brick,

Most likely yes, the organisation I work for would have been 200 years old at that stage.

I’m a postie.

billwashere,

I can barely get my wife to understand virtualization/containerization and she’s very intelligent, let alone someone from the 18th century who couldn’t even comprehend what a computer was.

This likely has more to do with my shitty explaining ability than anything else. 😊

bjornsno,

I manage computer systems.

  • What’s a computer? It’s a fancy calculator that can make moving paintings very quickly
  • What’s a calculator? A fancy automatic loom that can do math like an abacus
billwashere,

At some point I’d believe their head would explode. I mean they wouldn’t even understand electricity. That wasn’t until about 50 years later.

TheBeege,

I work with machines to create lessons for other machines to learn how to figure out you’re sick before you feel sick.

Yeah… that sounds like bullshit haha

azulavoir,

And I work to prevent the machines that catalogue how we figured out how you’re sick before you feel sick, from not working

TheBeege,

Ahahaha this is so obtuse. I love it. Bit of a brain teaser to parse that.

Let me see if I’m understanding correctly. Are you software QA or machine learning validation? Or am I totally off?

azulavoir,

software qa / tech support (bit of both)

TheBeege,

Very cool! Tough jobs. I have a new SQA engineer starting tomorrow. I’m really hoping I can support her well. Wish me luck

I hope all your bugs are easy but interesting and that the customers are kind

TheWoozy,

I am paid to perform other duties as assigned.

mub,

I’m always suspicious of these sorts of posts. Feels like the answers could be used to profile the users who reply. Maybe the internet has made me way too paranoid.

Beebabe,
@Beebabe@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah or train AI.

JackGreenEarth,

Sorry! I just thought it would be fun to see the answers, it didn’t cross my mind to try and profile anyone.

mub,

I know. Just something that crosses my mind when I see these sorts of questions.

TheLobotomist,
@TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes

Capitao_Duarte,

For sure they’d understand. My job had been around for quite a while (not a hooker)

madelena, (edited )
@madelena@lemmy.world avatar

I create drawings of the enclosure of machines and contraptions, you know, the knobs and switches and all those things, and then instruct machines to assemble those machines according to the drawings.

0_0j,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

I’d say, Beethoven on “steroids”

StormNinjaPenguin,

“TF is a steroid??”

SupremeFuzzler,

Please, Herr Beethoven, we must have your new manuscript soon, or the performance will be ruined!

Swole Beethoven, crushing another deadlift: lol, fuck that nerd shit

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