Everyone with your exact job title in your industry vanishes, how long until awful things happen?

I’m a support engineer for dental software. So difficult issues won’t get immediate resolutions, and instead development will actually have to fix things because offices will be crying at them for a fix instead of at me.

But the world won’t end.

popemichael,
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m physically disabled. So the medical industry would collapse, but it might fix the medical industry too.

pHr34kY,

I’m a software dev.

Looking at this thread, Lemmy’s userbase would halve.

andlewis,

My exact job title? Well, my family is sad, but no one else would notice.

MajorHavoc,

I told Dad not to let you choose your own job title. It doesn’t even fit on a business card. /s

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Thousands of deaths within seconds. Airline pilot

scytale,

Commercial? How’s your job? Just curious coming from someone who once wanted to be a pilot.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Happiness depends heavily on where in the world you are employed by which airline and what you make of it with your personal attitude. The spectrum of work/life balance is huge and payment can range from negative (pay us to allow you to fly for us) to big bucks (who has the time to spend this much?). Different labour rights in different countries like being fired and deported on a whim or strong unions and rights that protect you almost no matter what. How much free time do you have? Both at destination and at home, what is more important for whom? I had to retire due to a brain cancer diagnosis. So medical stuff is another slippery slope. Back pains? Migranes? You’re on your way out. I loved the job though. I was flexible enough to not be bothered by last minute changes to my flight roster or irregular sleep schedules. Not having kids and a stay-at-home wife helped with that as well. (If your partner works as well, the time you actually see each other can get scarce.) This also applies to friends. Wanna go out with me on a Friday? Should have told me two months ago so I could have requested off days… you get the idea.

ericbomb,

Would auto pilot not keep them in the air for awhile?

I’m not saying it’ll be okay, just wouldn’t it be more of a creeping dread as panicked flight staff would call air traffic control for help? Then they would be in utter disarray and overwhelmed trying to guide hundreds of planes to land without an experienced pilot? Maybe a few would have retired pilots on board that with a bit of guidance from air traffic they could land…

yokonzo,

Yeah but as soon as they get in the flight seat they would blip out of existence. Also I’m not sure but would anyone even be able to open the doors?

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

En-route nothing would happen for a while correct. Plane goes on as long as it has a programmed route to follow and fuel to stay in the air. But keep in mind that, around the planet, thousands of airplanes are about to land right now. Landings are like 95% flown manually so if all those are suddenly empty in the cockpit they’ll crash pretty much immediately.

slazer2au,

Network Engineer.

The internet becomes more stable because we stop fiddling with the internet routing protocols.

randombullet,

Yep, I’m one as well. No more routes to fuck up. No more vlans to trunk by accident.

MajorHavoc,

I knew it! /s

I’m only joking in the kindest way. Please don’t turn off my precious Internet.

justlookingfordragon,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

Cashier & Customer Service. Who are Karens gonna yell at without us?! Society would collapse immediatly.

MajorHavoc,

I would literally just hide. If I’m not too panicked I’ll think to take snacks with me.

Sibbo,

Working in science, so I guess nothing bad would happen. However, humanity will stop progressing for a while, until people are replaced.

ericbomb,

Oh no, the self proclaimed scientists who never tried to disproved their hypothesis in their life will get even worse!

Nocuras,

Social Worker, so maybe some parts of society would come crashing down at first but maybe turn out for the better in the long run. More specifically, working in a hospital currently, helping set up support structures for after the patient is discharged. Maybe we’d end up with people staying in hospitals for longer or visiting more frequently, could be a big hit to our Healthcare system, could force some much needed changes.

ericbomb,

So is your thought that social workers are like a band aid that hospitals use?

“We don’t need to worry about how patient feels, social worker has that covered.”

Nocuras,

Just a heads up, I work in Germany. There’s a couple different interests involved. Most patients don’t want to stay in the hospital for longer than needed (for various reasons, e.g. loved ones at home or less people around in general…), even if they can afford it financially. Then there’s the hospital that can only bill the insurance for a certain amount per diagnosis. Also every free bed means another patient we can take care of that might need treatment more than the one we could discharge if only he had a caretaker at home. So by helping patients organize treatments and care after they are discharged we help the patients directly but also the hospital financially and future patients indirectly. The sad part is that it takes a lot of effort to find a caretaker, organize treatments etc. So much so that many relatives or friends of patients aren’t able to do it and hand it off to the professionals. It would be these relatives and friends rioting if all of a sudden this burden would be back on them and the still sick patient. So to sum it up I might feel like a bandaid because our system has made it so hard for the laypeople to do what should be more easy.

Specific_Skunk,
@Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world avatar

Industrial project engineer. Consequences of losing those jobs? No more new production plants and maintenance forces would quickly get overwhelmed trying to handle upgrades on top of routine maintenance. Profits would plummet. Plants would shut down.

BlackArtist,
@BlackArtist@lemmy.world avatar

Alot of people with mental health issues would be wandering the streets. Some would simply die at home due to not being able to look after and feed themselves. A fair few would be going around sexually assaulting young girls/boys (not understanding they’re adults & it’s wrong) and alot would be so pissed off and confused they be trying to kick the shit out of anyone they’d see. The world wouldn’t end but it’d be a pain in the arse to navigate.

ericbomb,

Oof yeah we would over night go back to the days of sanatoriums where having mental health issue is more or less just prison with a different name.

DrZoidbergYes,

Risk Analyst. Literally nothing would change except quite a few people would be pretty happy they don’t badgered to fill out incident memos

metaStatic,

My job title is "Team Member" my industry is "Warehousing" the world literally ends before the day is out.

ericbomb,

Since you’re now unemployed, wanna join my gang and try to take over the local ware house district full of rice so we can try and survive until humanity has fallen and we can survive on foraging?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I am an teacher at a daycare. Short-term, lots of parents will have to drop out of the workforce to take care of their own children. The economic effects of this will be subtle but extensive. I suspect that in the americas this will be ignored, in Europe this will provoke the writing of policies to help parents, and in Asian countries this might just reinforce traditional gender norms very strongly. I dont know how this wouo

redballooon,

In Europe, society would come together and clap to all those heroic parents.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I mean amarica will do that too, but that will be used to justify gutting some policy or other

Hanabie,
@Hanabie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, it would revive traditional roles, but suddenly nobody would be able to support a family anymore (not those first few years, at least), because life’s too expensive for just one breadwinner.

Magister,
@Magister@lemmy.world avatar

Embedded software designer, so a lot of stuff I worked on in my life might stop functioning for whatever reason, small stuff like Nest thermostat you can replace with mechanical ones, etc. Aerotech stuffs might be more problematic… but planes and helis were flying in the 50s without software

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

I’m an IT director. Things begin running more smoothly.

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