Sabata11792,
Sabata11792 avatar

I train my cat to speak. I wish I knew it was forbidden cursed knowledge. She dose not shut up. If it's 10am and im late on breakfas, she will meow non stop.

I can't sleep in anymore.

Frodis_Caper,

Get an autofeeder. Saved me sleep.

AtariDump,

Seconded, and make sure it’s pick proof.

Frodis_Caper,

There’s a couple of bits that get stuck that my tuxedo cat gets when she puts her paw up the slot.

MudMan,

For a while he learned that "this is the last one" meant we were about to stop playing fetch and he'd pretend to have noticed something odd or been distracted to avoid bringing the ball back and having it taken away. We worked through that one with some treats, so now "this is the last one" means "treat upcoming".

We air dry our clothes on a balcony he doesn't often get to access and he gets to walk out with us when we're doing that and bark at birds and neighboring cats (which is why he isn't allowed out there all the time). He's learned to set up camp next to the door when he hears the washing machine beep after a wash cycle. Also when he sees us grab the container we use for the laundry, in case we're about to go pick up a dry load.

Lemminary,

It wasn’t a command, but I distinctively remember the first time my cat growled at me for picking him up and I set him down immediately. Now it’s his way of telling me to let him down whenever. So I guess he taught me the command instead!

Worx,

It’s nice to know when your pets are unhappy - they deserve respect too. However, my stupid dog growls when he’s unhappy and being picked up but also when he’s very happy being dried after a wet walk. So. Yeah. Not super helpful

Lemminary,

Yes! He’s really built up his confidence saying no. He’ll even gently kick my hand off if he doesn’t want to be picked up when he’s laying down. I think it really builds up trust as well. He may be a little grumpy but he’s wonderful.

nick,

My cat has learned how… delicious? ear wax is. I was itching my ear once, she started licking my finger, and now if I even raise my right hand near my head she flips out and runs up into my space just in case it’s ear wax time.

Note I don’t actually have a ton of ear wax or feed it to her, but something about my finger after I scratch my ear just drives her crazy.

Seriously though my ears are clean 😂

Frodis_Caper,

Cats love ear wax. With one of my cats we get wax out of her ear and let her lick it. I think it’s the protein.

stoy,

Cat seems to like strong body smells, we had an amazing cat when I grew up, completely black, short but very compact fur, with tuffs of hair on her ears, she was a mix between a siamese, norwegian forrest cat and swedish farm cat, she was an amazing huntress as well she caught a lot of annoying fieldfares snd mice, even came home with the tail of a squirrel once…

Anyway, she really liked the smell of my toenails and would even lick the clippings.

I wonder why…

She also LOVED my moms home made apple pie, she could resist meat, fish chicken and other stuff like that being left out, but apple pie… she just would not care and go straight for it, even if we were in the same room and she knew she wasn’t allowed on the table, that was the one thing she was obsessed with…

nick,

Cats are a mystery!

Rai,

My cats all CROWD me when I file my nails…

chikaygo,

Cats are sensitive to a protein in our earwax so they find it appealing. I had a cat so obsessed he would hunt down my ear plugs (I had to put child locks on the bedside table drawers). Occasionally the earplugs would fall out in the middle of the night. One morning they both fell out and I grabbed one and thought I may have accidentally dropped the other. My cat raced in out of nowhere and I chased him away but I couldn’t find the plug. Fast forward twenty four hours later and I found a full ear plug in a pile of vomit. Thank goodness he was ok, but that damn cat zoomed in and swallowed that earplug whole in a millisecond and it makes me laugh thinking about it to this day.

nick,

Dang! So it’s not just my dorks, good to know

Rai,

My wired iPhone earbuds vanished one day.

A few weeks later, one of my cats went under the bed. I jokingly told him, “hey, bring my headphones out, will ya?” In front of my partner.

Seconds later, I heard the distinct klak klak and he brought them out.

If my partner wasn’t there to see it, NO ONE WOULD EVER BELIEVE THIS STORY (even me)

satanmat,

Border Collie — go get mom. She’d go and find the now ex-wife.

And “Attack!” She’d just stand there and bark like mad.

The dog was sweet; and your biggest problem was she roll on her back and pee on the both of you.

Pronell,

We put a battery powered doorbell on the door leading outside. My puppy Veronica quickly caught on but mostly rang it when excited rather than when she needed to go out.

But about six months ago it kicked in what it’s for and she’ll surprise us by going across the house to hit the bell and tell us she means business.

So it wasn’t exactly accidental but took a year.

Also same as yours, “Go get your sister.” She’ll go try and figure out what her older sister is up to and bring her back.

BirdEnjoyer,

Yeah, the doggy door bell turned into the "Attention" bell instead of the "Outside" bell for a while for us.

Then when she realized we made her go out every time, she stopped using it and went back to a little wuffle.

br0da,
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“Car” When we are walking in our neighborhood (there are no sidewalks) I’ll say “car” and he’ll move into the grass area when a vehicle approaches.

acockworkorange,

there are no sidewalks

What a world.

ptz,
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“After you”.

My dog would walk right on my heels and nearly trip me. Taught her “after you” kind of accidentally and now she goes ahead a distance and then waits for me if I’m not fast enough.

treefrog,

Taught my cat not to use his claws. This was when him and I were playing together one night. The really cool thing about it is he caught a chipmunk one day. And I talked him into letting the chipmunk go by repeating, no claws, no claws!

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