What is a command you accidentally taught your pet?
My goldendoodle puppy doesn’t ever want to come back inside. I told my beagle “go get your sister” as I tried rounding up the puppy. Now when I say “go get your sister” the beagle runs to the puppy and baits her into chasing him into the house.
We lived in a house with a bunch of roommates when we got our dog, and at some point “fuck off” became “go lie down on your bed and get outta my space”… So now if “go lie down” isn’t taking, then “fuck off” works…
Cat gets treats when the dishwasher starts, not sure if I trained him or if he trained me but that is what happens 100% of the time or else he gets loud.
We accidentally made our cat yell when we point at her. Not even sure how it happened tbh; some combo of squirt-bottle-get-off-the-counter and very half-assed start to clicker training. At least we have a goofy party trick when we have people over I guess?
I taught my half Maltese half shih tzu the command move over. Every time I’d take her for rides she’d sit in my lap and if I needed to go around a corner I’d say move over and put her in the passenger seat. Now if she’s in my spot on the couch she’ll growl if I try to move her. But say move over and she’ll go
My dogs understand "Right" as we're going outside to wee, cause I'm like "Right, I'd best go to work" or "Right, It's time for bed" which is followed by letting them out and then doing whatever.
Not really a command but I accidentally taught my dog to play fight me whenever I get home, because I did it when he was a puppy. So now it’s like Kato and Clouseau every time. Even when I’m super tired.
The beep one of my monitors makes at power off (at the end of my workday) catalyzes my three cats into immediate action. They could be passed out or hidden, and ignore me when I walk by (I’ve tested this), but the moment they hear that “beep-chime” they materialize.
They know it means I’m available for cuddles and snacks. Confuses the hell out of them on the occasional weekend when I take a Zoom call for one of my volunteer gigs. I’ll also use it to summon them when one vanishes for too long and I need to make sure they didn’t get out.
Kinda somehow trained my dogs to expertly remove socks from feet… Started as a puppy with an interest in toe biting, decided to try to mould it into something positive. Lots of "OWW"s later, she will delicately nibble the tip of your sock to seperate a bit of fabric from the toe, then grab on, and tug straight backwards (you gotta point your toe to help her out) and voila! Sock removed.
Thought it was dumb but 7 years later, my pregnant wife thinks it’s the fucking bees knees
One of mine would headbutt me right in the nose/lips (like “yes human kiss head here”) if I did the “smooch smooch” noise, every time. Pretty hard too in his younger years!
I have one cat that gets several meds that I mix in baby food. I also have two other cats that need to be distracted from the cat getting the delicious (hurk) chicken baby food. So i toss treats across the kitchen to get them far away. I started saying “READY?” right before I would start tossing treats. So now as soon as I say ready, they “go long” and run to the far side of the kitchen to wait for their treat toss.
My doggo will normally follow verbal commands for sit/down/shake without much issue. But sometimes he gets too excited or obstinate and doesn’t want to do it even if I’ve said so a few times. At some point, I inadvertently taught him that me putting my hand(s) on my hip(s) is the “Ok, we’re not moving on until you listen” gesture.
I make him sit before he eats, and if he isn’t sitting, I’ll just put my hand on my hip and he immediately plants his ass against the floor, tail wagging. He also knows the question, “Are you begging?” if he’s too close to someone eating, and he’ll put his head down and slowly skulk away for 5 minutes before sneakily returning to his previous position, hoping for scraps. 😆
With my last dog, I would reward him with extra treats when the cat was also in the kitchen. The cat figured out he got treats whenever the dog and I were in the kitchen and now just joins me in the kitchen (on his stool) whenever I go there.
One of our cats somehow has learned to distinguish between someone cutting chicken vs. anything else from anywhere in the house.
I’m in the kitchen, cutting veggies, cat nowhere in sight. The second I start cutting up some chicken, she instantly materializes at my feet out of thin air. Not sure how she even does it, sound or smell or whatever. She could be anywhere in the house, she just instantly knows.
My cat is on a raw food diet that I portion out once a week. Anytime I go to portion it out, it doesn’t matter what I grab first she is immediately in the kitchen rubbing against the cupboards. (I let her lick out the empty containers).
Once I’m done and start putting things away she knows I’m done and wanders off
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