MTK,

Time&space travel

MTK,

I think I’ll add my own:

You teleport in 1cm units relative to the center of our galaxy, meaning you have to think of xyz of each teleportation and you if you miss caclulate enjoy being dead and in space.

Time is in epoch ms and leaves you in the same spot relative to the center of the galaxy.

Encromion,

Only one at a time. Every time you travel the universe shoots away from you at millions of miles an hour.

Lemmyvisitor,

that still let’s you teleport

Encromion,

Only if you know which way the planet is moving in the universe and how fast. Travelling in space doesn’t mean gravity is going to magically do your exact positioning for you.

Shapillon,

Dying on command.

TDCN,
@TDCN@feddit.dk avatar

But you’ll wake up the next day in a someoneelse’s body somewhere else on earth knowing nothing of your new bodys past experience language or anything. You can only remember your past life experience. This might not be as bad as I sounds actually. Could be interesting.

Eylrid,

Basically Quantum Leap

dragoness,

This would make a great book

EdherJr,

I can summon whatever food and drink I want in the moment

Hawk,

The summoning makes you feel nauseous

TDCN,
@TDCN@feddit.dk avatar

But it’ll always appear on the opposite side of earth

legopika,

Shape shifting

IverCoder,

You get testicular cancer

legopika,

Snip snip problem solved!

UltraBlack,

Every time you morph into a male body you have to repeat this process

legopika,

Not many scenarios I can picture myself doing that in, so still a win!

IverCoder,

💀💀💀

TDCN,
@TDCN@feddit.dk avatar

But it hurts like hell and you are in pain the entire time you shapeshift

emptyother,
@emptyother@programming.dev avatar

Worth it.

Etterra,

I can inflict my current emotional state at will on other people of my choosing.

Bizarroland,
Bizarroland avatar

Anytime you use this power, immediately afterwards you feel everyone in a half mile radius's feelings at 200% intensity at the same time.

donslaught,

That seems like a cascading landslide of horniness.

Etterra,

Not with my depression it ain’t.

donslaught,

Touche.

thecam,
@thecam@lemmy.world avatar

to turn invisible for as long as one likes

Zeth,

But you stink like a skunk every time you turn invisible.

rikudou,

You’re blind while you’re invisible (which is by the way what would actually happen if you had a magical way to turn invisible).

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Someone has watch Solar Opposites recently.

rikudou,

Never heard of it. Is it any good?

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a cartoon on Hulu, sharing similarities with Rick & Morty, art style, dark humor, athough they remain quite different (you may hate R&M and still enjoy Solar Opposites). I like it a lot. In the latest season, 2 of the main characters become invisible, and as a side effect they are also blind, because the light passes straight through their eyeballs without interaction.

rikudou,

Thanks! I’ll check it out.

Astroturfed,

Thanos snap that targets right wingers.

SwedishFool,

The snap makes them even louder and more obnoxious.

rikudou,

Only those that aren’t racist.

Eufalconimorph,

Omnipotence!

DLSchichtl,

Impotence!

s1ndr0m3,

The joke is on you. I’m already impotent!

PeWu,

You have no power here

Qyuzu,

The ability to resolve any kind of conflict!

Bluerat,

You can only do it with extreme violence

donslaught,

To use one of the all-time greatest movie quotes: “Put the cookie down!!”

lusciousgreen,

The power to control gravity at the atomic and cosmic scale

Lag,

You already do, just a very tiny amount.

Dradious,

Immunity to internet-reply-based side effects

Bluerat,

But Everyone loves you. Oh… wait…

Chadus_Maximus,

Stop any confrontation by yelling “enough!”

Greenknight777,

Side effect: your voice cracks in an absurd way every time you use this power. Both parties find it too funny to continue fighting. They instead laugh at you.

Eylrid,

It gets the job done

richieadler,

Finally a plausible power.

XiELEd,
@XiELEd@lemmy.world avatar

Be able to have multiple save slots, change the outcomes of a timeline then save it within a savefile, and being able to bring items from different savefiles to the others. Would be cool to collect different iterations of games and movies.

orangeNgreen,
@orangeNgreen@lemmy.world avatar

Side effect: there’s a 50/50 chance a save slot becomes corrupted.

XiELEd,
@XiELEd@lemmy.world avatar

FUUUUUU

Holyginz,

Question. Is that chance everytime you access that save slot?

orangeNgreen,
@orangeNgreen@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. That was the intent. I should have made that more clear.

TDCN,
@TDCN@feddit.dk avatar

I will always have full knowledge of everything and know how to do anything

madnotangry,

You become completely physically disabled, almost a complete vegetative state, and can’t physically do any of it.

TDCN,
@TDCN@feddit.dk avatar

I’ll know how to construct a full exoskeleton with a brain interface and communicate the instructions to someone who can build it for me. Just look at how well Stephen Hawkins fared

RememberTheApollo_,

You never get to use the power for your own enjoyment because people will never leave you alone…you will constantly assaulted with questions because everyone knows you have the answers. You have no peace.

TDCN, (edited )
@TDCN@feddit.dk avatar

Damn you got me… This sounds horrible

ShortFuse,

Free frogurt with your choice of toppings.

bionicjoey,

Potassium Benzoate

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