jerkface,
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

Combine them and you have a golf course. It’s like park where everything has been killed and replaced with turf and only rich people are allowed to enjoy.

mojofrododojo,

City is full? ROFLS my man there’s not a single city in the US that represents anything close to ‘FULL’. Not even NYC.

Ultragigagigantic,
@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world avatar

I can understand your frustration comrade, so let me translate for you.

Humans < cars and/or lawns

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

there is grass in your cancer garden

TurboHarbinger,

These grass lawns always looks awful. 1 color, 0 personality and no variety.

More plants are always better. Also even better plant a fucking tree.

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

The HOA would never allow such nonsense like trees and actual plant life!

bionicjoey,

I don’t care if it’s grass or trees, at the end of the day it’s wasted space that could be more house. I lived in a suburb growing up and we literally never did anything on the front yard, yet it was like a third of our property.

CheeseNoodle,

Scotland has a cumulative moorland the size of Jamaica (That’s artifical, not natural peat moor) Thats pretty much kept as desolate scrubland just so a few rich people can hunt deer and pheasants without any inconveniences like something for the animals to hide behind. I did a rough calculation and it works out to about one square kilometer per person per single hunting trip being put asside for the entire year.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Name a more wasteful use of land

Golf course.

baseless_discourse,

I think there are more green desert lawn than golf courses in most places. But golf course is, of course, very wasteful and unnecessary

2ncs,

At least it gets used for something, unlike most people’s front yards. Hell even some people’s backyards I see and it looks like they never use it.

Hobo,

Speak for yourself! Personally I like to wear my boxers and sit on my lawn chair in my front yard while I whittle a stick to a sharp point so I can poke my broke down, rusted out, station wagon. Also every Saturday I get out there in the front and just rev the shit out of my engine at like 6AM. Gotta keep those property values down somehow ya know?

dorumon,
@dorumon@lemmy.world avatar

I just want to live in a world where I can just walk around and go shopping please I’m begging you world. I’m sick of flying around for tens of miles on end with terrible wings!

Aux,

Just move to another country. You might also get free medicine as a bonus.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Fuck I wish it were that easy. I wanna get the fuck out of here.

caboose2006,

Living abroad as an American is pretty dope.

Grass,

Isn’t it a bitch to stay indefinitely and find work legally?

caboose2006,

Depends on where you go and what your skills are. I’ve had steady, legal work for six years and am now choosing to go back to the US. For me personally living abroad was never going to be permanent. And I’ll probably go back to it at some point. But I wouldn’t trade the last six years for anything.

Aux,

Well, from my experience - it’s very easy. Pack your shit and move.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Really? How? Where did you move? Did you get citizenship, or like a work visa?

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

People should be allowed to own land and own homes with yards

SmilingSolaris,

There’s plenty of land that isn’t in a city. Go get it.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

sure, and people should also be guaranteed a right to housing, now which one do you prioritize?

Aux,
baseless_discourse,

Yeah, sure, people also have the right to fly private jet, but that doesn’t mean it is a “good” decision.

Ummdustry,

And everyone else should be free from subsidising it 1

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

If that’s what you want, the place for that is the country side. But for those of us who want to live with amenities, this shit has got to stop.

PhoenixAlpha,

They should equally be allowed to own homes without yards. But exclusionary zoning, minimum setback, and maximum lot coverage laws don’t allow that.

Fried_out_Kombi,
@Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. People love to treat it as “a war on cars/lawns/etc.”, but it’s really a war on everybody who doesn’t want to be legally mandated to have those. All we’re asking for is to end the legal mandates (zoning, parking minimums, setback requirements, etc.) and for those who wish to partake in those wasteful luxuries to pay their true price without public subsidy.

ThunderclapSasquatch,

Meanwhile rural areas exists what effect would turning a necessity for them into a luxury?

Blackmist,

Yo, this is Fuck Cars. We’re not advocating building Mega City One over here.

AngryCommieKender,

No, we’re advocating 15 minute neighborhoods, which could be part of a megacity, but don’t have to be. We are advocating higher density housing as that is better for everyone including the environment.

zalgotext,

I just want my apartment complex to have a community garden man

AngryCommieKender,

We want that as well. Reclaim as much of the commons as we can, so that the rich aren’t allowed to monetize everything.

daltotron,

Mega City One

I mean I dunno, I think if you actually confined the global human population to that level of extreme density, it might be more environmentally friendly. I’m not quite sure of that really because the portrayals in all of the different kinds of media are so vastly different. Obviously the actual environment itself is kind of a 90’s cocaine hellscape, but I dunno. I guess my point is maybe just that I find the architecture of cyberpunk landscapes to really be way too impressive and imaginative for the level of dystopia it’s supposed to be. A more cynical vision of humanity is one that’s not even capable of large built infrastructure projects, and just covers the earth in asphalt and concrete because they’re so consistently chasing short term gains.

uis,

What if I’m not christian?

hanke,

My brother

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

a sensible christian will still consider you a brother in christ, but not shove it down your throat. You don’t have to agree for it to still be “true”.

iknowitwheniseeit,

A good Christian will still treat you like a brother or sister. It’s not about your beliefs, it’s about theirs.

Got_Bent,

My eighth of an acre is entirely clover, dandelions, and weeds. Eventually, I’ll get around to planting some vegetables, but my thumb is whatever the opposite of green is. I’ve started by trying to grow some herbs this spring, half of which are already dead.

Living with no HOA that forces grass on me FTW.

Can’t do much about having a car though. No public transportation anywhere near and work is twenty miles away. Believe me, I’d much much rather not drive.

AngryCommieKender,

Killing off the grass is how I finally got my garden started. The native plants could deal with the grass sucking up all the water it could. The garden plants couldn’t. Take a rototiller to your lawn, if you know about rainfall plains and patterns to create a reservoir for your garden plants. Grass and clover will absolutely steal all the water from all the other plants.

thisorthatorwhatever,

Plant a bunch of trees, put down some mulch. Walk away for a year, with no worries. Once a year, add mulch. Enjoy providing habitat for birds and small mammals, plus the shade and privacy, for zero maintenance.

Look up mini-forest, micro-forest, tiny-forest, research. Crazy how a few trees changes a landscape for animals.

Got_Bent,

I definitely miss the birds at the last place I lived. There was a delightful married cardinal couple, various and sundry doves, and the occasional crow.

Now I’ve got a couple stray cats battling over the territory, neither of which is quite sure what to make of me.

I’ve also got possum bro. He just kinda hangs out and gives me a nod every once in a while.

Fried_out_Kombi,
@Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh, my favorite kind of gardening is the kind that thrives on neglect. I love making ecosystems that thrive on their own, without my constant input. There’s just something beautiful about seeing life thrive on its own.

Woht24,

I’ve got 4 cars on my drive way and have run out of room. I do have a large patch of grass next to it, I could probably fit 6 cars there.

Do I purchase and store more vehicles on my grass or purchase more land to store my cars on, so I can protect my lawn?

unreasonabro,

Golf! But it’s the only one.

brbposting,

Chef’s kiss on this perfectly executed meme

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU,

I cropped everything underneath “my brother in christ”, that much was perfect imo.

brbposting,

Warning, too nerdy

Did you crop everything underneath it… or above it 🤔

Cropped out above, cropped “in” below - is that how the term’s used, or is it ambiguous, time to search.

… OK I think often people would say “I cropped everything above my brother in Christ”. I knew what you meant but thanks for the educational journey.

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU,

Hahah I just had that thought before I clicked this notification.

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